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Video by Commodore Gilgamesh and music by Danny T Mallory

EVOLUTION OF IDIOT CREEP MAN

MEMORY HOLE: CLOWN TOWN

GARY BUSEY MIND MELD

Loosen up. It's time to mind meld with Gary Busey.

DON'T B SCARED CHILD!

RAPPING SANTA CREEP!

DOWN WITH THE CLOWN

COSBY CREEPIN'

LES ON LIFE!

Let Les help YOU take charge of your DESTINY!

REM LEZAR GETS YOU HIGH

NEVER TRUST AN ADULT!

LA!!!! Tonight, we're doing 2 shows at The Cinefamily at 7PM and 10PM! Be there!

BEST OF 2014: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

COUNTRY STYLE!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS?!?

Well, no one really knows.

Video courtesy of Grimy Ghost! They have a video/live show in Chicago on Oct. 18th at Comfort Station!

2-MINUTE CROSSFIRE!

MAGIC CREEPS' SECRETS REVEALED!

Tickets are on sale now for our New Orleans show on 12/8 at Siberia ! GET 'EM!!!!!

TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TICKLING FIEND

Laughter is the best medicine. Or leather restraints.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SHE'S ALL MINE

EVERY YOUNG MAN'S BATTLE: THE DOCUMENTARY

Football: the anti-porn. Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE!

If your nightmare involves rolling dice with a loud creep. Happy Halloween!
Previously...

Also check out this interview with the Channel 2020 crew and please donate to our Kickstarter if you can! 

WHY, WISHING WELL WILLY? WHY??

Toronto, Ontario is going to the dogs tonight! DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! takes over The Drake (Underground) at 7PM!

HUNKS BE HUNKS 'N CREEPS BE CREEPS

Tonight! Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez! New York City! Bell House! Buy your tickets here!

THAT MONKEY'S A CREEP

"All Dogs Go On Tour" starts today in Chicago at Lincoln Hall! Get yer tickets here before it's too late!

NO RESPECT STRANGER DANGER

Uh oh.

GOD WANTS WHAT?

For you to get some new material, mostly.



Thanks to Vestalion for the source!

ANDY & THE AIRWAVE RANGERS! SPET. 10!

We are having so much fun at these Cinefamily screenings, I kind of feel bad for the rest of you guys 'round the world. Promise to visit sometime?

1986 - THE YEAR OF THE PIG

Thank you Odd Obsession Video!

GUNFUN!

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: CRINGEVISION

Cringevision is a noted Youtube reincarntionist dedicated to chronicling the rich history of public access puppetry.

Today he brings us more Peppermint Park (previously seen in The Ballad of Garret Quillin)...


...and a depressed clown that nobody loves.


You can see more videos on their newest channel, CringeVenom.

YELLOW DINO: PEDO HUNTER

Have you ever wondered what Law & Order: SVU would be like if the detective was a hip yellow dinosaur? Wonder no more.



Trust the lizard. Good message.

Thanks to Emily A. and Jtron for the tape!

SANTATROCITIES!

Man, Santa is a creep. He watches you constantly, puts your name on a secret list, and breaks into your house while you sleep.



Way less creepy are our friends from the Vancouver SantArchy/SantaCon, who took a break from their duties as harbringers of the coming santapocalypse this year with the WORLD FAMOUS EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!





Good job guys! A special Xmas shout out to Napalm Dragon, who made it happen!

SEXUAL ASSAULT: MUNCHIE STYLE!

And in case you were wondering what ever happened to internet...

YOU NEED THIS CRAP!

Thanks to Clayton in Denver for the creepy dolls video! More to come from that gem.

3-MINUTE BLACK NINJA

WASHINGTON, DC! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE SOLLY'S U STREET TAVERN!

RUNNNN KIDS! RUNNNN!

You blow out your knees in the NBA and this is the respect you get.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! ANN ARBOR, MI @ THE YELLOW BARN! $10!

3 MINUTE HUGGA BUNCH

Wanna save your Grandma?

RETURN OF THE POKEMON PREACHER!

Honesty, I'm not sure if this is funny or not, but it was really creeping me out so I just had to share it with the world. I'm sorry.

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 4: SANTA!

CHRISTIAN ID PUPPET SEEKS LOVE

MUSICAL ANIMALS AND LIZARD PORN

Animals are not people, but oh, how we wish they were...

STRANGER DANGER SUNGLASSES

GIRLS CAN BE ASTRONAUTS TOO

They don't make children's programming like this anymore.

LEARN TO LEVITATE!

DO. NOT. COME.

THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO KIDNAP KIDS...

Only you can protect your sexy alien child from a world of relentless pervs.

KATHIE LEE IS A CREEP

The head of the reptilian talk show agenda shows you how it's done.

VIDEO KARAOKE #3

JESUS DIED FOR YOUR DONUTS

Your life is like a donut, and you fill it with Jesus? Wait, no. Jesus is the donut, and sin is the hole? Who knows, and who cares, all I can say is that when the 'Donut Man' tries to convert you to Christianity with a song, run.



Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.

NGONB!!!

Carousels. Snow globes. Muscles. Eight year-olds in NBC jackets. It sure seems like these "guys" are trying to solicit a long term, meaningful relationship from a small child.

FLIRTING WITH MARTIAL ARTS

UPDATE: Whoopsie, this one's been ceased and desisted.

WELL, HELLO FELLOW PILOTS!

Time to get full-on creeped by this crazy-eyed weirdo and his perm-headed wife!

THIS ONE'S JUST FOR THE FELLAS...

Guys,
It's no secret: women love a creep.
Also, that's a young Susie Essman, in case you were wondering. Which I doubt you were.

IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY WITH MURDER!

You'll never forget what you've done...

GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF...FOR KEVIN TRUDEAU

I'm sure many of you out in Terribleland are somewhat familiar with Kevin Trudeau, the prolific infomercial sleaze factory. But did you know that:
- In 1990, Trudeau posed as a doctor in order to deposit $80,000 in false checks, and in 1991 he pleaded guilty to larceny. Trudeau had used the credit cards of eleven customers of a mega memory product to fraudulently charge approximately $122,735.68.
- After serving time for criminal activity in the early 1990s, Trudeau partnered with his former cellmate, and they joined Nutrition for Life, a multi-level marketing firm.
- In October 2008, Trudeau was fined more than $5 million and banned from infomercials for three years for making fraudulent claims.
- Kevin Trudeau thinks you are stupid:



The saddest part is that I found this tape at a public library.

DEER FUCKERS USE SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY!

In a word, icky.

FLIRTING WITH MAGIC

I'll let the testimonials from the back of the box handle this:
"What a great way to meet chicks!" - Bob - Single, 25
"Your magic tricks blew me away!" - Cathy - Single, 30 Something
"After my divorce, my social skills needed help; your flirting course did the trick!" - Barry - Divorced, 45



No....I'm not a weirdo.

IMMORTALITY THROUGH THE POWER OF POSITIVITY

BURT KEEPS GETTING OLDER, SHE STAYS THE SAME AGE

Oh Malone.

CREEPS!

A collection of the creepiest creeps that ever creeped.

SHOCKING INTERVIEW WITH A MYSTERIOUS ASSHOLE

This post is terminated.

BREATHE, WEIRDO, BREATHE

USING MAGIC TO FIGHT DRUG ABUSE

Unlike those secular magicians, Duane Laflin is not afraid to tackle the big issues of life with tricks and illusions.



For more about Duane Laflin, please go to Laflin Magic to learn how to spice up your upcoming interventions.

HIS NAME IS WISHING WELL WILLY...

... and he'll trade you a penny for your child's virginity!

KLASSIE KIDS KOMMERCIAL

Courtesy of Stace Mountain.

WORLD OF BEANIES!

HOW'S YOUR BOWELS?

A couple weeks ago, I turned on my television to find this little freak trying to sell me some detox product. Sick. Also, is it just me, or does this guy look like an overcooked John Waters?

YOU MUGS...

Looks like this ad is causing quite a stir on the internet...

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT KIDS.

Send 'em to war. Hell, I was smart enough to live through Desert Storm trading cards.

NICE FACE

Are we just creating pop stars using 'The Sims' now? I don't know who this guy is, but he gives me the case of the creeps.

SPARE ME MY LIFE!

Here's an oldie but goodie, I think it may have appeared on a Lost and Found Video Night at some point. Still, it never fails to amuse. Nice leopard print spandex! Cultural disconnect like a motherfucker.

SAVAGE DAWN (1984)