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H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N!

WORK IS KILLING YOU!

1 MINUTE THUNDER NINJA KIDS! HUNT FOR THE DEVIL BOXER!

SPOOKYTOOTH: MUD PIE!

 
Check out more delicious victuals with SPOOKYTOOTH

SAY CHEESE AND DRIVE

LOOSE MEAT present Gosling v. Gosling in this spine-tingling tale of cursed cameras and time traveling drivers. Will Past Gosling remove the curse and correct the timeline before Future Gosling causes a time paradox? Viewer beware, you're in for a short video!

KIDZ R VIOLENCE!

MEAN GENE!

NEW 3-DISK, BEST-OF DVD ON SALE 2/24!!!!!

ON TOUR 2/20!!!!!!!! Tickets for our 2/28 Athens, GA show are now on sale! GET EM HERE!!

2 MIN EXTERMINATOR 2

2013 HOLIDAY TOUR XCLUSIVE PART ONE!!!

Merry XMas from Rem Lezar!

YOU'RE GONNA DO A LOT OF DAMAGE

UNDERSTANDING KARATE OR SOMETHING

The East Coast/West Coast Holiday Tour/Beef heats up tonight! The East Coast crew is doing TWO SHOWS (7pm and 9:30pm) at the Philadelphia MOCA! But the West Coast strikes back with TWO SHOWS (7pm and 9:30pm) at Central Cinema in Seattle! IT'S A TERRIBLE LIFE!

BULLY BUSTIN'

Always bring a psycho to a bully fight. Thanks to Dan Shelly and Matthew Littlehale for the tapes!

THE BUG CHILL

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.



In memory of Halloween 2011.

GETTING PAID (NSFW)

Starring, directed, written, produced, scored, and cast by rapper Smokey Smoke.

THE RETURN OF REM LEZAR!

No, not that Rem Lezar. Our Rem Lezar! Those in the Bay area may know him from Clean Living for Teens and Black Sundays, or if you've poked around our archives, you might have seen this or this. He's been gone for a long while, and we're excited to have him back!

Today Rem shows us what it takes to be a champion... ...and uncovers the important message of Doubt.

CAN'T STOP PUNCHING!

I HIGHLY recommend seeing this whole film: 'Deadly Prey.' It's quite well known in the VHS fetish community, and for damn good reason! It's like Battle Royale meets Rambo meets Delta Force but somehow with more punching. It's the most fun I've had with my VCR since Andy and the Airwave Rangers... maybe.

HIT BEBE, KIDS!

Finally a video that teaches kids about the abusive relationship between baseball and bat.

PRO WRESTLERS OR RENAISSANCE MEN?

T.G.I.F., am I right?

Since the big-bosses are in New York City and I've got the whole E.I.T. office to myself, I've decided to do nothing but: a) park in Commodore's 'precious' handicapped spot; b) spin myself sick in Ghoul Skool's chair; and c) post uncut music videos by professional wrestlers.

I now present Macho Man Randy Savage 'rapping' "Straight from the Heart"


And finally, Hacksaw Jim Duggan's "U.S.A." (also known as the inspiration for Fox News)

YOU KIDS AND YOUR BLOODSPORT...

"Sean Lee is a timid feeble boy who is constantly made fun of by his schoolmates. His mother refuses to let him practice Taekwondo because his father was killed in the ring. After being threatened by gangsters, his mother finally consents to his studying martial arts. Sean enters a full-contact contest and finds he must face the renowned kickboxer Pichai known as The Madman, who killed Sean's father in the ring years ago. In a climactic showdown, Sean must prove his technique is better than Pichai's and avenge his father's death."

Best. Movie. Ever.

FACK YOO, CAWP!

Thanks, Cinefile.

BRIAN DENNEHY HATES MIRRORBALLS

MONSTER TRUCK OF VENGEANCE

The only way to get revenge on a family of murderous rednecks is to build a kick ass truck.

BLACK TERRORIST

oh boy.

2 MINUTE RAVEN

THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES

These three movies prove that you only need to watch the first five minutes to know how good a film is.


Wouldn't the world be better off if everyone had shaved heads, just imagine a baldie utopia.


This little gem is brought to you by the same genius behind Miami Vice.

The opening may seem innocent enough, but trust me everything goes down hill for the graduates of Malibu High.

HEY, SATAN! WANNA PLAY?

Okay, this clip is awesome for so many reasons. It really isn't 'terrible' at all. It's really just horrifying. Here's what I like about it.
1. The kids speak to the devil as if he is their new best friend, even though he sounds like Thom Yorke crying through a low pass filter-sweep.
2. At 1:51, the girl looks like she's about to light an apple to smoke out of.
3. Mark Twain doesn't give a fuck about those kids, and he just stands there and thinks while they enter hell.
4. No child could watch this and not cry. I almost did.

THAT LASTED FIVE MINUTES (OR: GIVE ME A BREAK!)

I think I've posted this before, but maybe not; it really doesn't matter either way. I recommend watching on loop until you feel sorry for Mr. Stossel... (Hint: You never do!)

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.

SPARE ME MY LIFE!

Here's an oldie but goodie, I think it may have appeared on a Lost and Found Video Night at some point. Still, it never fails to amuse. Nice leopard print spandex! Cultural disconnect like a motherfucker.