Low Budget Tropicana

HOW TO MAKE A McBLANK!

Tickets are on sale now for our 11/1 show in NYC at the Bell House! GET EM HERE!

SENSUAL BIO-MAGNETIC HEALING RUBDOWN

FFBR: THE SADIST!

This one's pretty NSFW.

He deserved better. He deserved better from all of you.

CRYSTAL POWER! SO, UM...

VINTAGE 90s FEARMONGERING!

YOU CANNOT BE COOL AND POOP

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection 

MENTAL HEALTH IN BIG PHARM COUNTRY

SHOPPING FOR FITNESS

"In the future, everyone famous will be rapping for 15 minutes." - Sandy Worhall



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

ORLANDO! Will's Pub tonight! Doors at 8PM! EIT! at 9:45PM! Buy tickets!

BEN AFFLECK FAILS THE DRUG ABUSE TEST

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

NEW ORLEANS! Tonight we'll be at the Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center! Buy your tickets NOW or regret it later!

OIL OF THE SNAKE THAT BIT YOU!

Join Yonder Vittles and his Weirdo Palz for an olde fashioned night of music, experimental video, puppets, healing, essential oils and restorative tonic this Monday at the Hungry Brain in Chicago, Illinois. The show starts at 9 and is free for all to enter!

GREAT 2 B KRAZY!

ADD SPRINKLES, LOSE WEIGHT

But how does it work again?

TAP INTO ULTIMATE ENERGY

GARY NULL = TRUTH

BECOME A HEALTH ADDICT

Cheat death with magnets and pills! (Results may vary.)

EXPLORE YOUR PERINEUM

This exploration of the mystical gates of the perineum comes to us from Dr. Bruce Kumar Frantzis - practitioner of the ancient healing art of Chi Gung.

UPDATE: SORRY FOLKS, THIS VIDEO DONE GOT CEASE & DESISTED!

A devoted member of the EIT! community rescued this tape from the bin while cleaning out her grandparents' old place in New Mexico. Thank you Maggie. Thank you New Mexico. Thank you grandparents. Thank you cosmos.

INFOMERICAL SCIENTISTS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!

Wish real life looked as good as your TV? Finally there are sunglasses that make things brighter!



And who needs medicine when you can have a vibrator strapped to your head!



Wait, we can still pop pills even with the Headache Stopper, right?

CHECK OUT THESE DOUCHES...

Finally there's a douche that you can bring home to Mom!

Via the Internet Lurker.

PEOPLE ARE LIKE TREES...

...in that we poop toxins out of our feet!

THE SLIM SUIT

From the Internet Lurker.

¿ES USTED INCAPAZ?

For more pills that end in max, go to Max Laboratory.

HAVEN'T YA HEARD OF DA FOOT BRUSH?

The true agenda of the Silver Foxes revealed:

CBS CARES ABOUT YOUR PROSTATE

And remember, HIV tests make for fabulous Valentine's Day presents. Happy Holidays!

BREATHE, WEIRDO, BREATHE

THOSE DAMNED BLUEBERRY STAINS!

From the Collection of Mary Koneski

HOW'S YOUR BOWELS?

A couple weeks ago, I turned on my television to find this little freak trying to sell me some detox product. Sick. Also, is it just me, or does this guy look like an overcooked John Waters?

IF THESE DOGS COULD TALK

July is Talking Dogs Month at EIT, and I can't help but celebrate a little bit early. Enjoy...
Obviously, thanks to the geniuses at Future Schlock for the anti-drug bit.

THE COMMODORE SAYS GOODBYE

I just thought I'd let all you lil EIT-ers out there in Terrible Land know that I am going to be taking a month long vacation from our crappy little blog. I'm having brain surgery. Here's a few more bad 80's commercials for the road.

ANGELA LANSBURY MASTURBATES IN A TUB

VITA-MIX

"Catch the vision"

DEM BONES!

This video came from a Kids Songs tape from the mid 90's that I borrowed from one of my autistic friends. I see these at least twice a day, and to be honest, I don't mind watching 'Dem Bones.'