I HAVE DECIDED!

Sound by Short Pockets!

OMG HOWIE IS SO CRAZY!

A QUICK IMPRESSION!

A scene from our 2013 movie, Comic Relief Zero! Buy it on DVD here and download it here!

OH NO, IT'S MIKE BLISS!

SCRUNCHO IS YOUR NEW FAVORITE COMEDIAN!

Video by Eloy Lugo!

BRUCE SPRINGROLL!

Hey, we've had a lot of fun here, but seriously folks, fuck this guy.

STAND-UP COMEDIAN CAT!

We made this back in 2013 for JASH!

FLATCH MASH!

THE ROBOT STAND-UP COMEDIAN!

Oh man, I wish we'd known about this one when we made Comic Relief Zero!

THE ORIGINAL BLONDE MULLET OF COMEDY!

Music by Chris Zabriskie!

ALLOW YOUR MIND TO BE WASHED CLEAN!

Music by Chris Zabriskie

MIKE HUCKABEE DOES STAND-UP!

EIT!'s political watchdog, Rick Turgher, is back with this hard hitting piece on Republic presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee! How this election is getting krazy!

RAMTHA THE HILARIOUS ONE

Enjoy the cut-up that is known as Ramtha. Inhabiting the body of a middle aged woman, Ramtha will enlighten you with his quirky observational humor and enchanting personality.

RAP CRUISE!

SINBAD VS. VIDEO STORES

Sadly, none of this makes sense today.

ROBERT G. LEE, CHRISTIAN COMEDIAN

Coming soon to a church near YOU!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

THE MYTHOLOGY OF COMEDY!

A deleted scene from Comic Relief Zero, which is available for download here and on DVD here!

LADY SEINFELD'S INFERNO!

"You all know the French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre? Clap if you've heard of Sartre. Well, he says that Hell is other people. He must know my ex-boyfriend, right ladies!?"





(with apologies to Ghoul Skool)

CHICAGO! Can't get enough of those lady comedians telling lady jokes about lady things? Then join us TOMORROW NIGHT at the Hungry Brain as I kick off my new monthly residency with Kristin Clifford, Lisa Laureta, The Puterbaugh Sisters and Stephanie Hasz explaining HOW TO BE A WOMAN! 9pm! Free! Tweet about it!

HE TOUCHED ME!

Tickets are on sale now for our 9/7 shows in Oakland! Buy yer tix now for the early show and the late show! Go to both if you like!

THE TRUE HISTORY OF HIP-HOP!

As told by a Christian stand-up comedian of course!

THE TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR!

9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY NOW) 
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava) 
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA 
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center 
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre) 
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club 
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade 
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub 
9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center  (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild 
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft 
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW) 
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA 
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily 

TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE!

I am honored, humbled and disgusted to announce that on 8/27/13 we are releasing TWO new movies Comic Relief Zero! and EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! jammed into one nutso DVD! And if that's not enough to make you go "hmmm", we are also taking this show on a West Coast tour!

Wicca-wicca-wha? You need more information? Well then don't stop reading!

DVD ON SALE:
8/27/13

TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR DATES:

9/5 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (*Special one time screening of Geteven*)
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY TIX NOW!)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava)
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8 PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies
9/15 - Denver @ The Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily

Warn your parents! Tell your pets! Bring your friends!

TRADING PLACES WITH MAGIC JOHNSON AND ARSENIO HALL

STAGE MOM FRIGHT

If you ever see this kid on the street, DO NOT make eye contact with him or ask him about this video. The poor guy has suffered enough.

THIS IS WHAT COMEDY LOOKS LIKE!

Chicago! Tonight! 8PM! Up Comedy Club! One night only sneak preview of our upcoming stand-up special and live show, Comic Relief Zero! BE THERE!

HISPANIC STAR TREK!

Chicago! Buy your tickets now for the one night only sneak peek of our upcoming movie made entirely out of the world's worst stand-up, Comic Relief Zero! Up Comedy Club! May 16th! 8PM! I promise this guy will play a big part:

Oh boy.

HEY! CHICAGO! SIT DOWN AND SHADDUP!

Because we are bringing you a VERY SPECIAL, SNEEK-PEEK of our upcoming epic, COMEDY RELIEF: ZERO. This is a one-night-only preview screening of our brand-new, mind-melting special -- and you get to see it months before we officially release it onto the world!



This special is the opposite of special, jam-packed with the most cringe-inducing set-ups and bomb-dropping punchlines ripped from their magnetic tape time capsules! Today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts wish this footage was still in the landfills! The streets will run blue with women wisecracks, fat people puns, and homelessness gags galore! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please! Am I right?

Co-presented by the good folks at the Up Comedy Club -- buy your tickets now before it's too late!

COMEDY SHOW THIS SATURDAY!

Whatcha doin' this Saturday Pittsburgh?
We are VERY excited to bring you videos, sketch comedy, and a few of EiT's favorite Chicago stand-up comedians this April 20th at the Arcade Comedy Theater!
And it's only $10!!! BYOB, 8pm. You can buy tickets here

Find more details/share with others here

PEOPLE'S COURT UNDERWATER!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Ben O'Brien, one of geniuses at Showbeast and Wham City, made this amazing ff video outta underwater scenes! Way cool!



And! I can't believe I never posted this before! A year or so ago, your favorite Commodore was on The People's Court defending my rights as a standup comedian!



All the jokes used were stolen without permission from this tape!

3 MINUTE HACK-O-LANTERN

Thanks to Bleeding Skull for the tape! P.S. DanteFontana.com is up and running! More on that later…

THERE ONCE WAS A BROAD FROM NANTUCKET

Bad comedy is fucking great.  When you add in parody to it, it's video gold.   

This tape courtesy of one of life's nicest folks, Bryan Connolly of Vulcan Video.  We also both have VHS tattoos, so we're bonded forever and ever.

OH YEAH!  I am back at Cinefamily on Friday, October 26th with a very special event featuring the weirdest/scariest/Canadianest episodes of the classic anthology horror show; ARE YOU AFRIAD OF THE DARK?  More info to come, but it's going to be a huge party.  We hope to see you there, dudes!

GOD WANTS WHAT?

For you to get some new material, mostly.



Thanks to Vestalion for the source!

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

CG'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

A WORKOUT VIDEO FOR YOUR FUNNY BONE MUSCLE!

And in case you were wondering what would happen if a kittykat watched this video, here's this from our good friends at ScottWhiteman!

HA!

This one goes out to my toots in Cleveland, where I am pretty sure Brother Mike is from (he mentioned WMMS at one point!). I thought it could use a little love, since I'm not sure if he understood demo tapes are not meant to look like a serial killer's diary.

PUPPET HATE!

MORMON MARRIAGE MADNESS

I've always wanted to be a menace to society! Thanks Mormons!

HALLOWEEN GREETINGS FROM TERRIBLELAND

Happy Halloween eve everybody! Hope you all have a fun evening of gorging on candy and satanic ritual sacrifice planned- we sure do. Halloween is the time of year when we here at EIT gather together and give thanks for the things that really matter, like the redemption of failed comedians in the afterlife...



...and grindhouse horror trailers. Here are some of my personal favorites:

HATE SPEECH WAS FUNNY IN THE 80S

Thanks to Odd Obsession Video.

ATROCITIES IN THE NAME OF FRUIT!

If you would like to hear all 12 hours and 39 minutes of The Pineapple Story, the 12 CD set can be purchased here.

TRICKLE-DOWN HILARITY

The joke's on you, poor people!

THE GREAT RAY

An old favorite.

GET READY TO LAUGH...

MOVE OVER MARTY PUTZ

If you're not familiar with the comedic stylings of Marty Putz, you should be!

A PROMISE KEEPER'S GIRL'S NIGHT OUT

I WISH SEINFELD HAD BEEN BORN A GIRL

Or maybe not...

SINBAD TAPES FOR THE RICH

SHAQ'S COMEDY ROAST II

Ha. They let Shaq make two comedy roasts. Do you think they'd let Shaq murder puppies and babies on TV, if he asked real nice?

AND YOU THOUGHT KRAMER WAS A RACIST.

The 1984 Los Angeles Comedy Competition (hosted by Jay Leno) is the video that got me into both thrift store videos and horrible stand-up comedy.

Steve Oedekerk:


More to come.

MARTY PUTZ (FROM THE KELLOGG'S POP-TARTS COMEDY VIDEO)

Part 1


Part 2

KELLOGG'S PRESENTS COMEDY, FINALLY

More to come...

COMEDIC RACISM IN REALTIME

LISTEN TO THOSE DUMMIES ROAR