BEING A TEEN JIMMY IS HARD

IT'S COOL TO CONVERT!

Starring Randall Flagg and accused child molester Fr. Ken Roberts!


Thanks to Rem Lezar for the tape!

SHE'S ALL MINE

3.5 MINUTE MOMENT OF TRUTH

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

90s FAUX METAL STYLE SHEET

Show this to your friends and family and have a conversation about the cycles of child abuse and the dangers of escape through false metal.

WHY, WISHING WELL WILLY? WHY??

Toronto, Ontario is going to the dogs tonight! DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! takes over The Drake (Underground) at 7PM!

R.I.P. 2011: DEFENESTRATOR III

Once again, it's time to reflect on the year that was (and take some time off) so here's my favorites from 2011!











Please tell us your favorite videos from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your picks at the end of the year.

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT...AGAIN

Thanks a bunch for all of the positive vibrations over the past couple of days. Happy Holidays everyone! 2012 awaits! Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT

CHICAGO! EIT! LINCOLN HALL! JAN 27! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!

Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

YELLOW DINO: PEDO HUNTER

Have you ever wondered what Law & Order: SVU would be like if the detective was a hip yellow dinosaur? Wonder no more.



Trust the lizard. Good message.

Thanks to Emily A. and Jtron for the tape!

RUNNNN KIDS! RUNNNN!

You blow out your knees in the NBA and this is the respect you get.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! ANN ARBOR, MI @ THE YELLOW BARN! $10!

3 MINUTE HUGGA BUNCH

Wanna save your Grandma?

THIS SINGING BABY IS ALL GROWN UP!

And give us your Jerrys! Because...



There is an autographed copy of Matthew Matney's Favorites on VHS in our possession. This tape will be given to one lucky person out there in Terribleland! All you have to do is give us the most Jerrys. You have 30 days. Seriously, whoever gives us the most Jerrys will receive this one-of-a-kind gem! Booya!

HIT BEBE, KIDS!

Finally a video that teaches kids about the abusive relationship between baseball and bat.

YOU KIDS AND YOUR BLOODSPORT...

"Sean Lee is a timid feeble boy who is constantly made fun of by his schoolmates. His mother refuses to let him practice Taekwondo because his father was killed in the ring. After being threatened by gangsters, his mother finally consents to his studying martial arts. Sean enters a full-contact contest and finds he must face the renowned kickboxer Pichai known as The Madman, who killed Sean's father in the ring years ago. In a climactic showdown, Sean must prove his technique is better than Pichai's and avenge his father's death."

Best. Movie. Ever.

THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO KIDNAP KIDS...

Only you can protect your sexy alien child from a world of relentless pervs.

TREAT YOUR CHILDREN WELL

In these rough times, I thought it would be helpful to suggest some often overlooked money making schemes. Like turning your child into gold.


Remember the only commodity more valuable than one baby is two.

PREVENT CHILD ABUSE WITH ROCK MUSIC!

You can always trust a dinosaur with a saxophone.

GOD BLESS THE NON-BELIEVERS...

...for without them, Christians would stop making videos like these.

An ex-biker pirate performs an autopsy for kids from the same kids show as "God is Not a Child Abuser."



No suicide pact will stop Freedom Village USA:

GOD IS NOT A CHILD ABUSER

Not that anyone's accusing him of it...

HIS NAME IS WISHING WELL WILLY...

... and he'll trade you a penny for your child's virginity!

THE BEST OF BAD NEWS

Cocaine Jesus


Prayer at the Pump


Molested by Bigfoot


Mad Skillz


Elmo Will Kill You

2 MINUTE VULCAN MEETS HIP HOP BODY SHOP

DADDY ON BABY ACTION

Hey dude, in the 90's dads can totally use their babies as dumbbells. That's right ladies, those adorably squirmy lil' free weights aren't just for mommies any more.