Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Friday, December 21, 2018

NYE MEMORY HOLE DANCE PARTY!



We made a special hour-long Memory Hole dance mix for our NYE bash at Brooklyn Bazaar! This show is gonna be nuts! GET TIX HERE! 

Plus all new EIT! vids and costumes! Photo booth! Free schwaaggg! More things!

memory hole - ssssssaaaaaannnnnttttttaaaaaa



Video by Commodore Gilgamesh and music by Danny T Mallory

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Friday, December 14, 2018

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

EIT LIVE IN NYC 2019 at BROOKLYN BAZAAR

Celebrate New Year’s Eve with your real family at Brooklyn Bazaar for the Y2K party of your wildest imaginations! New show! Prizes!Booze! Photo booth! + more surprises!

CLICK HERE TO BUY TIX NOW.

A CHRISTMAS CLOBBERIN'!

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

EIT 11TH BIRTHDAY SALE!

to celebrate our 11th birthday, we're having a 33% off everything sale! Go to http://shop.everythingisterrible.com and use promo code EITis11 at checkout!
love, DAD

PIG KISSING

Monday, December 03, 2018

EIT! NYE! BASH!


Still a some tickets left at the $10 off discount price! GET EM HERE!

What Exactly is Hanukkah?

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

SF Sketchfest!


We're back at SF Sketchfest on Jan. 18 with our archenemies, The Found Footage Festival! Seriously, what a stupid name. It's like a band calling themselves Rock Band. So lame. GET TICKETS HERE!

THIS IDIOT LOVES TANKS!

Thursday, November 22, 2018

BLACKEST FRIDAY!


Use the promo code BLACKESTFRIDAY all weekend long and get 25% off everything in our store! Sale ends Monday night! https://shop.everythingisterrible.com/

HERE'S A LITTLE BIRD FOR YOU

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

FFD + EIT SHIRTS!



Future Fantasy Delight designed EIT! long-sleeved shirts are now available in black and white! Get em HERE while supplies last! 

TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIENDS

Thursday, November 08, 2018

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Tuesday, October 09, 2018

The Art of The Great Satan!


So pumped for this! All of our costumes will be on display! This is the first time we've been able to show them off in this way! Plus limited edition art prints by all those amazing artists on the poster!!!

CHILDREN ELECTROCUTE THEMSELVES TO THE INDIFFERENCE OF LARGE BIRDS!

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

Monday, October 01, 2018

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Thursday, September 20, 2018

THE JERRYS ARE COMING TO DENVER!



9/24-9/28 (11am - 3pm & 5pm - 9pm)

1432 Market St 

FREE



Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Saturday, September 01, 2018

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Monday, August 13, 2018

BRING US YOUR JERRYS!



The Great Satan Returns!

8/31 - Ann Arbor, MI - The Blind Pig (BUY TIX)

9/1 - Cleveland, OH - Now That's Class (7PM - BUY TIX + 10PM BUY TIX)

9/2 - Pittsburgh, PA - Row House Cinema (6:30PM BUY TIX + 8:30PM (BUY TIX)

9/4 - Kingston, NY - BSP (BUY TIX)

9/5 - New York, NY - Gramercy Theatre (BUY TIX)

9/6 - Raleigh, NC - Hopscotch Music Festival (BUY TIX)

9/8 - Indianapolis, IN - Future Friends Holographic Magic Club (BUY TIX)

9/10 - Lexington, KY - 21C Museum (FREE SHOW)

9/11 - Lansing, MI - The Loft (BUY TIX)

9/12 - Grand Rapids, MI - Pyramid Scheme (BUY TIX)

9/13 - Iowa City, IA - The Mill (BUY TIX)

9/14 - Chicago, IL - Thalia Hall (BUY TIX)

9/16 - Detroit, MI - Ant Hall (BUY TIX) ***

***secret surprise show

BILL THE SINGING DEER!

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

THE GREAT SATAN RETURNS!


The Great Satan Returns!

8/31 - Ann Arbor, MI - The Blind Pig (BUY TIX)

9/1 - Cleveland, OH - Now That's Class (7PM - BUY TIX + 10PM BUY TIX)

9/2 - Pittsburgh, PA - Row House Cinema (6:30PM BUY TIX + 8:30PM (BUY TIX)

9/4 - Kingston, NY - BSP (BUY TIX)

9/5 - New York, NY - Gramercy Theatre (BUY TIX)

9/6 - Raleigh, NC - Hopscotch Music Festival (BUY TIX)

9/8 - Indianapolis, IN - Future Friends Holographic Magic Club (BUY TIX)

9/10 - Lexington, KY - 21C Museum (FREE SHOW)

9/11 - Lansing, MI - The Loft (BUY TIX)

9/12 - Grand Rapids, MI - Pyramid Scheme (BUY TIX)

9/13 - Iowa City, IA - The Mill (BUY TIX)

9/14 - Chicago, IL - Thalia Hall (BUY TIX)

9/16 - Detroit, MI - Ant Hall (BUY TIX) ***

***secret surprise show

WORK IS KILLING YOU!

Friday, July 27, 2018

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Friday, July 20, 2018

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

FUN ZONE!: BODY!



BUY TICKETS HERE!

EIT!'s Fun Zone!: BODY
w/ Alan Resnick + Robby Rackleff
Sunday, Aug. 5th at 7PM
Downtown Independent
251 S Main, Los Angeles

Tuesday, July 10, 2018



Were you at a live show, but weren't able to cop one of these The Great Satan tour tees (designed by SKINNER)??? Well, use the promo code THEGREATSATANLIVE now and get 20% off! Click here to buy! 

And even if you weren't there, you can use the promo code too!!!!

BARF BALLS

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

SPASMODIC PUPPET PULPITEERS!

Courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd! Link to full episode: https://youtu.be/TOKr-jCa9Jw

Thursday, June 07, 2018

NO-YO!

It's time to break out the brain lube and a big plate of spaghett...Things are about to get WEIRD! Courtesy of Spooky Tooth!

Wednesday, June 06, 2018

Tuesday, June 05, 2018

OXYCISE!

Courtesy of Island of Misfit Tapes!

Thursday, May 31, 2018

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

C-BASS!

Courtesy of Eloy!

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Monday, May 28, 2018

SEASONAL DEPRESSION - COUNTRY DEATH (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

From the new album "God is 7" available at Countrydeath.com

Thursday, May 24, 2018

COAT OF ARMS TEE SALE!

We've got to make way for new tee designs, so we are selling off the remaining Coat of Arms tees for just $15! Get em while you can HERE!

FOCUS ON HUGHES!

Everyone's favorite missile manufacturer Hughes, shows us all the cool fun stuff they've made with their missile technology, and be sure to wait for the end for the special KID'S ZONE!

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

CARNIVAL OF THE ANIMUS!

Courtesy of The Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd! Full episode: youtu.be/fKTcEi7DZ2k

Tuesday, May 08, 2018

GRIMY GHOST PRESENTS "GHOST TO THE FUTURE" TRAILER

Our pal Grimy Ghost made a movie! Buy it now at https://grimyghost.bigcartel.com

Thursday, May 03, 2018

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

Wednesday, May 02, 2018

VAPOR DAYS!

"When pranks become assault, everyone stops laughing. Seriously though (as if it needs to be said) this kind of behavior is NOT COOL, I donʼt care who you are!" Courtesy of SpookyTooth!

Tuesday, May 01, 2018

SATAN PATCHES!


T H E G R E A T S A T A N patches are finally! Get yourself here one before they stop existing forever!

GOLFING FOR KIDS!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

Friday, April 27, 2018

Thursday, April 26, 2018

SATAN TEES!



Limited edition T H E G R E A T S A T A N tour shirts are now available! GET EM HERE before they're all gone forever! Designed by the immeasurably talented Skinner!

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

BE GLAD THEY ALLOW YOU TO OBEY THEM!



An excerpt from the new EIT! movie, T H E G R E A T SA T A N, which is available now as a VHS or DVD here or download here!

Friday, April 20, 2018

420 SALE!


Use promo code GERBERT420 to get 10% off through Monday! BUY HERE! 

memory hole: pig with a gun



music by AJA

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Friday, April 13, 2018

memory hole: ur so pretty



music: Norfik "Dreaming in Unison"

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

U CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!

The newest episode of Magic Mouse is out now, courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd Check out the full episode here: https://youtu.be/RO-5K12U6Uo

Wednesday, April 04, 2018

COOKING WITH STEVE!

Goddangit Steven! Get out of the kitchen! Courtesy of Spooky Tooth!

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

ANIMORPH-ABLE!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

Monday, March 26, 2018

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

BEE DANCING AFTER SCHOOL!

NEW EPISODE OF MAGIC MOUSE NOW AVAILABLE! https://youtu.be/GisG_Nrk6GQ

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

LEARN THE FACTS ABOUT SATANISM!

SATAN DEMANDS MORE JERRYS!

3/13 - Atlanta - The Mammal Gallery 3/14 - Jacksonville - Sun-Ray Cinema 3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub 3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater 3/17 - Houston - The Secret Group 3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger 3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema 3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre 3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema 3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild Cinema 3/24 - Santa Fe - Meow Wolf 3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema 3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar 3/27 - San Diego - Casbah 3/28 - LA - The Regent Or mail them via USPS Media Mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

Wednesday, March 07, 2018

ELECTRIC DREAMS!

Shake off this lousy Smarch weather with a fairytale made especially for a computer! SpookyTooth presents: ELECTRIC DREAMS!

Monday, February 26, 2018

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Thursday, February 15, 2018

BALDWIN JESUS BRO!

Courtesy of Track Attack!

Wednesday, February 07, 2018

TRIPPING BALLS WITH COCKYBOO!

A new episode of Magic Mouse is here: https://youtu.be/HE03qCGYOY4 Courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd

Tuesday, February 06, 2018

FISHIN FUNNIES!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

Thursday, February 01, 2018

GERBERT LOVES THE GREAT SATAN!



Preorder our newest release, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, which is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD or VHS here, and as a download here!

And see it live with an all new live show at one of our upcoming tour dates:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)
2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)
2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)
2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)
2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)
2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)
2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Collectivo (TIX)
2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)
2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)
2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)
2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)
2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)
2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)
3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)
3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)
3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)
3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)
3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)
3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)
3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)
3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine (TIX)
3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)
3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)
3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)
3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)
3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)
3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)
3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)
3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger (TIX)
3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)
3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)
3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)
3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)
3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)
3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)
3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)
3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)