YOUR HORSE HATES YOU!

FUNKY COOL HIP 90S ANIMAL ABUSE PROPAGANDA

THE INFINITY RITUAL

BEST OF 2014: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

CAPTURED!

"It's CARMAGEDDON!" --the misleading alternate tag-line that was a large part of why this video purchase was made.

P.A.C.T.

Finally we can all stop feeling guilty about enjoying our favorite chimp torture films!

NICE FACE

Fellas, take note: Every woman you've ever met in your life uses this product because they think you might like them more because of it. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

DEEP IN THE WOODS OF SOUTHEAST OHIO, TERROR LURKS...

If Burning Man doesn't work out, there's always "The Gathering"...



This video was acquired from the Wire in Athens, OH and came with a warning from the "Rainbow Bureau of Investigation" informing the viewer that none of the material was copyrighted. Not that I usually give a shit about copyright warnings, but thanks for not harshing my buzz, hippies. One love, I guess.

TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

Yeah, I know, you've already seen it, but there's nothing like Erik Estrada in pain to brighten a dreary February day.