Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

ANIMORPH-ABLE!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

Friday, August 11, 2017

Thursday, March 09, 2017

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

K9-11


Watch this and you might just save a life!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

TV 4 DAWGZ!



Our holiday sale rages on! All DVDs are only $10! Do it before it is too late!!!!

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

JAKE JABS!



Thanks to Team Doom for the source

Saturday, June 02, 2012

LOOK AT THIS PHONE DIALING CAT!

Your move, hero dogs. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

Monday, March 05, 2012

THE GOLDEN GIRLS RETURN FROM SPACE MOUNTAIN

Here's the sequel to THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN. Another mix of live action Disney TV specials of the 70's/80's (and now this time we venture into the 90's) Enjoy!



The Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez road show is rolling into Jacksonville tonight! Sun-Ray Cinema! 9pm! Be there!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

THE EINSTEIN OF CATS

Genius. Advice columnist. Kitty cat.


Praise the kitty!

Monday, July 11, 2011

THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN

Hello! For my first post as a guest blogger I would love to present "The Mouseketeers Escape to Splash Mountain." 30 Live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's in 30 minutes. All the material was taped off of television and features a ridiculous cavalcade of celebrities, enjoy!

part 1:


part 2:

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

3 MINUTE HOW I SAVED THE PRESIDENT

Finally, a dog that tells people NOT to assassinate politicians.

Monday, September 13, 2010

DOGVILLE BABYLON

A brief history of the behind-the-scenes scandals of the stars of Dogville comedy shorts. It wasn't just all fun and animal abuse.


Special thanks to Odd Obsession.

Friday, April 30, 2010

2 MINUTE CARNIVAL MAGIC!

'Carnival Magic' is a film like no other. It stars a chimp that sounds like Tom Waits in 30 years, soap star Don Stewart, and a bunch of carny folk. For me to tell the tale of how this film came to be is above my pay-grade, but more info can be found here and a very special thanks to Zack over at The Alamo Drafthouse for this odd gem! Have we talked about Zack? He's the best and you should pre-order his amazing book. More to come on that as the year progresses!

But wait! If you live in southern California, then you're in luck! BECAUSE IT'S PLAYING AT THE CINEFAMILY SATURDAY MAY 8TH!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

LLAMAS ARE SUPER EXCITING, HONEST!



Big Terrible thanks to Emily Haasch for the source material!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A VERY DUMB VIDEO ALL ABOUT...


Here are a few more examples: dog and log or rake and shake or now and plow or house and mouse or tree and ghee or noose and goose or 666 and 666. I think that is all of them.

Monday, August 31, 2009

MUSICAL ANIMALS AND LIZARD PORN

Animals are not people, but oh, how we wish they were...

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

P.A.C.T.

Finally we can all stop feeling guilty about enjoying our favorite chimp torture films!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

THE TELLINGTON T-TOUCH

Cat Ladies:
You don't need to learn a bunch of fancy techniques for petting kitties. It might impress those bitches at the Cat Fancier's Association, but if you look deep into your heart, you already know. You like it, the kitties (sometimes) like it, just do it.


Monday, January 26, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


The Chinese have so many secrets to teach us.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Friday, December 12, 2008

BAD DOGS

Dogville is truly the gift that keeps on giving.



More Dogville here and here.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

BLANCHE LOVES SEX AND CATS

Everyone's favorite Golden Girl is crazy for cats!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Friday, September 05, 2008

A GIFT FOR EVERYONE

I apologize for not bringing this to everyone's attention earlier.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...

...a down and out John Travolta proves that dogs don't need to talk to be a part of talking dogs month.



...a boy and his dinosaur friend show us all that something will always triumph over something else, or something.

Monday, July 14, 2008

YOU MUGS...



Looks like this ad is causing quite a stir on the internet...



Sunday, June 29, 2008

A TERRIBLE DEAL

What kind of asshole bear takes a bite out of every brownie before selling it? Can't you get hepatitis from bear saliva?

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

IF THESE DOGS COULD TALK

July is Talking Dogs Month at EIT, and I can't help but celebrate a little bit early. Enjoy...
Obviously, thanks to the geniuses at Future Schlock for the anti-drug bit.



Wednesday, April 30, 2008

LESLIE NIELSEN'S HEART OF DARKNESS

A little backstory: his character has been a huge racist asshole to everyone throughout the entire movie and he had his shirt on up to this point. Also the hole in the ozone layer is making everything go violently insane.
Enjoy.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

12 DAYS OF ZOOPHILIA

An artist has sex with his many weimaraners for the sake of his weiner.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

NOT TERRIBLE, JUST WONDERFUL

I don't care if it's old news. Patches really is the coolest horse. The first half is great, but the last two thirds make Black Beauty look like a galloping jackass.

So please, don't say neeeeiigh to Patches...

Monday, March 17, 2008

SOME ANIMALS WERE PROBABLY HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE



If you can ignore the fact that it's over three hours long and the subtitles are absolute gibberish, this movie has some of the most schlocktastic action sequences I have ever seen. Later on there's a tractor fight! Suck it, Bruckheimer.