BALLAD OF THE DUELING DISC JOCKEYS!

SEX, DRUGS AND E-MAIL!

FINANCIAL TRENDS OF THE 90s!

SPOOKYTOOTH: TENNIS IS LIT!

Get your game on and spread the l'oeuf with SPOOKYTOOTH

THE SOBER WORD

GARY BUSEY MIND MELD

Loosen up. It's time to mind meld with Gary Busey.

JERRY STEALS A WELL-MANNERED FISH

OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY REPORT

GUN FUN DESTRUCTION!

LEROY!

DANTE'S TV TRIP XII

KIDZ R VIOLENCE!

PLAYBOY'S GIRLS OF THE INTERNET (NSFMW)

Jack in. Jack Off.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

FUNNY SEXY PARTY JOKES COMEDY!

WOMAN VERSUS COMPUTER!

DOLPH VS DOLPHIN!

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/3 show in Denver! GET EM HERE!

EARTH DAY AT DISNEY WORLD '95

DANTE'S TV TRIP XI

HUNKS JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME, LADIES

Skip the gym and join us for the EIT Legends Tour! 2/24 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub

THE MAGIC OF PIXIE DUST

LATENITE HEARTBREAK!

LATENITE HEARTBREAK! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Why do we hurt the ones we love the most?

DANTE'S TV TRIP X

COUNTRY STYLE!

DANTE'S TV TRIP IX

EVERYTHING IS FINNISHED!

FINNISHED! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Tyhmä Mainokset!

3 MINUTE RUNAWAY CAR

3 MINUTE A SENSUOUS SUMMER

SLOW MOVE HYPNOSIS!

UNDULATIONS! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

You are feeling very, very slow. A great way to celebrate life's passages!

MICHAEL KOMBAT!

Michael Kombat from LooseMeat on Vimeo.

SMOKIN' STICKS!

SMOKIN' STICKS! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

A sensational story serializing the seamy side of cigar smuggling! Now it can be told...

1993 CAR SHOW

MAKE MONEY THROUGH INCOME INEQUALITY!

Join us for more get-rich-quick quackery tomorrow night as Future Schlock and Defenestrator III present HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY! Hosted by our genius co-producer Ian Abramson and featuring Chicago's finest financial gurus/broke comedians! Take charge of your financial future and join us Thursday, June 12 at The Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont)! 9pm! FREE!

BIGFOOT (PIE GRANDE) MURDERED?!?!

BASKETBALL'S FUNNIEST PRANKS

Let Charles Barkley tickle your funny bone!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

DON'T TRUST STRANGERS, HIPPIES

DANTE'S TV TRIP VIII

The EIT! Live experience rolls through Montreal tonight. Join us at Club Brouhaha at 7:30!

COMPUTER HAIR STYLE IMAGING

DANTE'S TV TRIP VII

ENTHUSIGASM!

NEW WORLD ODORS

This one's real dumb.


Thanks to Ben Ullmark for the tape!

SPACE WAR FEELINGS 'BOUT STUFF

AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS GAME MINUS AMERICA

THE ORIGIN OF THE BILLY BOB TEETH KING

Previously...

CANNIBALISM 4 KIDZ!

ROBOTS R 2 SERIOUS / CYBORG LAFFS

If you can be in Pittsburgh tomorrow(Wednesday, February 12) come to Pittsburgh Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room for never properly shown before shorts from South Korea, Australia, Los Angeles, Mexico, Pittsburgh, and the suburbs of Wheaton IL circa 2002 for Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video's 2 year anniversary!
There will be

\\\Free Food///
\\\Free Beer///

VIDEOS BY:
Gena Salorino
Matt Greenwood
Elijah Paul Crampton & Felix Lee
Kyle Van Noy
Michael J. Maraden
Rem Lezar
Justin Taylor
Christine Hertzel
Joshua Rievel
Joseph L. Flatley
Hayley Notter
Commodore Gilgamesh & SICH MANG

Reception starts at 7 PM
Videos start at 8 PM

Melwood Screening Room
$5.00

->Facebook event info

ALAN THICKE DOESN'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERROR!

THE OIL INDUSTRY OF THE 90S

BACK TO POKEMON SCHOOL!

GOTTA CONVERT 'EM ALL!

RIP 2013: FUTURE SCHLOCK

Happy 2014, everybody!!! Jake Jabs forever!!!!

FINGERS OF FURY!

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: CO-ED CALL GIRL!

The boys are in sunny Florida this week (See them tonight at Will's Pub in Orlando!!!), but here in frigid Chicago we're getting ready for the newest installment of ONCE IN A LIFETIME at Lincoln Hall! 

Join us NEXT WEDNESDAY, December 18th as we celebrate high-class hookin' and heavy lip liner with the infamous CO-ED CALL GIRL! Featuring Katie McVay, Andy Fleming and Kristin Clifford makin' funnies into microphones! Show starts at 8pm!  GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

CREATION VS EVILUTION

EXPECT NO MERCY 4-EVER

Tickets are on sale now for our 12/15 show in Atlanta at The Earl! BUY YER TICKETS TODAY! 

WHO NEEDS HANDS WHEN YOU'VE GOT...

MAKE MONEY, AVOID JAIL MAYBE!

What could possibly go wrong? You too can take charge of your financial future TOMORROW NIGHT at The Hungry Brain as Chicago's own Dan Friesen, Nick Rouley and John Eisenrich teach you HOW TO MAKE MONEY! Featuring a special slideshow presentation by Just for Graphs (aka Kyle Scanlan and Ross Kelly)! Video by EiT's Future Schlock & Defenestrator III! 9pm! FREE!

MOVE TO COLUMBUS!

JESUS ROCKS!

Courtesy of the Sadist Collection. You can see more videos here!

PHOENIX! TONIGHT! GIT YER TICKETZ!

T2 JACKET OFFER

We're in Albuquerque 2Nite!!! Come on down to The Guild @ 9:45pm and lets set it off.

TIME 2 CARE

We're in Eugene Oregon tonight, come on down to the The Opal Center at 8PM and lets have to best time of our lives!!!

LADY SEINFELD'S INFERNO!

"You all know the French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre? Clap if you've heard of Sartre. Well, he says that Hell is other people. He must know my ex-boyfriend, right ladies!?"





(with apologies to Ghoul Skool)

CHICAGO! Can't get enough of those lady comedians telling lady jokes about lady things? Then join us TOMORROW NIGHT at the Hungry Brain as I kick off my new monthly residency with Kristin Clifford, Lisa Laureta, The Puterbaugh Sisters and Stephanie Hasz explaining HOW TO BE A WOMAN! 9pm! Free! Tweet about it!

DANTE'S TV TRIP V

BUY YER TICKETS NOW for our 9/10 show in Portland at Holocene!

"JERRY" A LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE

END TIMES FEVER DREAM!

TRADING PLACES WITH MAGIC JOHNSON AND ARSENIO HALL

MANKIND'S GREATEST FRIEND

3 MINUTE MIRACLE BEACH

A DANGEROUS PLACE, PART ! THE EXPOSITIONING!!!

The best way to describe this movie is "Karate Kid"/"Kickboxer" with Dick Van Patten as the Princi-pal. Finally, two movies that are very already very similar -- combined! With Dick Van Patten! Fair warning: this Part is pretty dark... the Series really lightens up once Corey Feldman is introduced as the antagonist. (Spoiler Alert!)

CAPTURED!

"It's CARMAGEDDON!" --the misleading alternate tag-line that was a large part of why this video purchase was made.

STAGE MOM FRIGHT

If you ever see this kid on the street, DO NOT make eye contact with him or ask him about this video. The poor guy has suffered enough.

JOURNEY INSIDE THE COMPUTER

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

THE MOST DEPRESSING VIDEO EVER!!!

Since the gang keeps voting down my theme week pitch for Yonder's Bummers Week, I decided to just use my video for Religion Week instead.

MASCOT MAGIC!

Become one with the dancing dollar bill.



Warm fuzzy hugs to Shiny Object for the tape!

DISNEY VACATION SECRETS REVEALED

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

THE INTERNET = THE FUTURE = $$$

Thanks to Team Doom for the tape!

JAKE JABS!

Thanks to Team Doom for the source

THREE MINUTE JERRY

THREE MINUTE JERRY!!! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

We have 5,000 Jerrys! Chicago friends come celebrate this joyous occasion with us this Saturday at Saki for some sweet experimental video, sweet comedy, and even sweeter sentimental tunes spun straight from the Jerry soundtrack. 7pm. Donations support the ongoing production of Channel 2020 and Sexcity.

SAFETY MAN

WRAP IT UP WITH LOTS OF PIZZAZZ!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection.

EDDIE'S DOIN' GREAT!

This is from the movie Demolition High -- a film that certainly deserves a more comprehensive 3-minute movie treatment.  But as I was trying to make that cut, this scene in particular got stuck in my head, and I decided to make a alt-minute-movie instead, dedicated to Eddie, Corey Haim's tragic bully/buddy whose got all the right moves, but just isn't hero-material.

This goes out to all the action movie sidekicks, tag-alongs, and bench-warmers that never seem to catch a break.

3 MINUTE BOUNTY TRACKER

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

DANTE'S TV TRIP IV

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL!

You got "it", kid! Or maybe you don't, who knows?



Hey Chicago! Come and join me tonight for a screening of the original SOV horror movie, BoardingHouse, at The Logan Theatre! It's gonna be spoooookyyyyyyy!

GOD'S RAPPIN' CAPTAIN!

WELCOME TO FART HELL

Imagine a world of farts sounds, fart smells and fart puns; where farts are not just an easy laugh, but a way of life. This is the world of American Flatulators and there is no escape.

DANTE'S TV TRIP III

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

UPDOS MADE EASY

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection 

DANTE'S TV TRIP II

INFINITE GOLF

If you really care about your golf swing, you'll never stop watching this video.

LEARN THE (MAGIC) ROPES!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection 

DOUG!

Doug's interests include: working out, traveling, working out while traveling

DANTE'S TV TRIP

HAVING SEX MAKES YOU PREGNANT WITH AIDS

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection .

YOU CANNOT BE COOL AND POOP

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection 

ACHIEVE TOTAL FREEDOM!

Thanks to Jesse Thompson for the tape!

UNDERSTANDING KARATE OR SOMETHING

The East Coast/West Coast Holiday Tour/Beef heats up tonight! The East Coast crew is doing TWO SHOWS (7pm and 9:30pm) at the Philadelphia MOCA! But the West Coast strikes back with TWO SHOWS (7pm and 9:30pm) at Central Cinema in Seattle! IT'S A TERRIBLE LIFE!

SAFETY SOUL

Dying ain't cool.


NEW SHOW ADDED!
Irvine, CA
Cross Cultural Center White Room
12 -21 @ 8PM
$8

GOD IS A DICK PART 999

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. Also our good friend Amy Leach from Dragon Sound, who made our Duane figurines and Doggie pentagram necklaces, has started her own toy company! She's currently selling Krampus figures and you should get one because everybody needs a Krampus! You can see her work and find more info at facebook.com/Plastictastic.

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... HO, HO, HO.

This year, show that special someone just how much they're worth by heading on down to your local Everything is Terrible store to take advantage of our spectacular holiday deal spectacular!.

Holiday Tour! EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 8PM

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit 

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and midnight (BUY!)