FIGHT LIKE A RAT!

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DO A BETTER JOB WEEK!

AEROBIC SELF DEFENSE!

YOU'RE GONNA DO A LOT OF DAMAGE

UNDERSTANDING KARATE OR SOMETHING

The East Coast/West Coast Holiday Tour/Beef heats up tonight! The East Coast crew is doing TWO SHOWS (7pm and 9:30pm) at the Philadelphia MOCA! But the West Coast strikes back with TWO SHOWS (7pm and 9:30pm) at Central Cinema in Seattle! IT'S A TERRIBLE LIFE!

PUNCH PUNCH KICK

And repeat. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

BULLY BUSTIN'

Always bring a psycho to a bully fight. Thanks to Dan Shelly and Matthew Littlehale for the tapes!

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE ALPHABET OF STRIKING

The only alphabet you'll ever need!



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

CAST-IRON HOME DEFENSE

Come on, ladies... do you really want this to happen?



You know who has a plan? Leah from Utica, NY has a plan.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE MEETS SHOW BEAST THIS THURSDAY, JULY 29TH AT JESUS CAMP IN BALTIMORE, MD!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!

HOW TO GET BEAT UP WORSE THAN BEFORE

This is a great self-help video teaching you how to become 'Bully Smart:' A surefire success for teaching bullies new and innovative ways in beating the living shit out of you after you temporarily stun them. To be honest, you probably had it coming anyhow.

Sorry for all the buzzing sounds. Oh, VHS!

DO NOT HUG THIS MAN

LADY ROCKY

CHINA TEACHES A LESSON

I was planning on doing a re-edit of this entire movie, but either my tape or VCR fucked up... so hopefully there'll be more to come from China O'Brien, played, of course, by The Ultimate Weapon, Cynthia Rothrock.

SPARE ME MY LIFE!

Here's an oldie but goodie, I think it may have appeared on a Lost and Found Video Night at some point. Still, it never fails to amuse. Nice leopard print spandex! Cultural disconnect like a motherfucker.