Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Monday, November 20, 2017

BIBLICAL STREET HARASSMENT!



Our 10th Birthday show is coming up so soon! 12/10 at The Regent in LA! It is gonna be nuts! Get your tickets HERE!

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

Thursday, January 29, 2015

FOOTBALL IS TERRIBLE!



New 3-Disk DVD of our best ofs on sale 2/24! On tour 2/20! Get your tickets here!

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

WOMEN IN REFRIGERATORS


Are you a woman between the ages of 18 and 29 and a character in an action movie, especially a comic book adaption? Then you might find yourself in the refrigerator! Loose Meat is proud to present our tribute to women in film who serve as set pieces for men to emote around!

Wednesday, August 06, 2014

CLASSICAL MUSIC: THE BOYS' CLUB!



Sorry 4 that bad audio y'all!

Monday, March 31, 2014

NASHVILLE KNOWS THE LADIES?!?!

Nashville friends come check out EIT! Goes to Music City! tomorrow night only in Nashville, TN. We put together this mix of 90s country music videos for our old friend and expert VHS hound, Al Scorch. 8pm at the Stone Fox. Info at http://www.alscorch.com/

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

THE WELL UNDRESSED WOMAN!


NSFW depending upon where you work.

Wednesday, September 04, 2013

LADY SEINFELD'S INFERNO!

"You all know the French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre? Clap if you've heard of Sartre. Well, he says that Hell is other people. He must know my ex-boyfriend, right ladies!?"





(with apologies to Ghoul Skool)

CHICAGO! Can't get enough of those lady comedians telling lady jokes about lady things? Then join us TOMORROW NIGHT at the Hungry Brain as I kick off my new monthly residency with Kristin Clifford, Lisa Laureta, The Puterbaugh Sisters and Stephanie Hasz explaining HOW TO BE A WOMAN! 9pm! Free! Tweet about it!

Friday, October 12, 2012

THERE ONCE WAS A BROAD FROM NANTUCKET

Bad comedy is fucking great.  When you add in parody to it, it's video gold.   


This tape courtesy of one of life's nicest folks, Bryan Connolly of Vulcan Video.  We also both have VHS tattoos, so we're bonded forever and ever.

OH YEAH!  I am back at Cinefamily on Friday, October 26th with a very special event featuring the weirdest/scariest/Canadianest episodes of the classic anthology horror show; ARE YOU AFRIAD OF THE DARK?  More info to come, but it's going to be a huge party.  We hope to see you there, dudes!


Tuesday, September 04, 2012

HOT NEW STYLES, SAME OLD FACE

So many terrible choices!


Previously...

Sunday, September 02, 2012

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 3

There can't be a champion without a challenger and this year, the honor of falling just short of the Ultimate Prize and being haunted by the failure for years to come belongs to the Sadist. Let's give him a hand.






Sunday, June 10, 2012

WOMEN

Am I right? Courtesy of the KIPPLE Collection. You can see more here!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

VIOLET IS THE COLOR OF ROMANCE

Geez, lady, didn't you see She's All That?

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

DO IT WITH STYLE!



MEMPHIS, TN! Come to the Hi-Tone Cafe tonight! GIT YER TICKETS NOW!

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

MEN ARE JUST DESSERTS!



The DWPW train keeps on rolling TONIGHT @Zoo City Apparel in Missolua, MT!

Monday, December 26, 2011

R.I.P. 2011: FUTURE SCHLOCK

2011 was the year I resolved to FINALLY CATCH A MAN DAMMIT. I had the best advice a gal can get...









But after a series of wacky misadventures, I learned that all you really need in life is Mom's will and a magic ghost dog. Ruff!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

CAR ADVICE FOR LADIES

Shhh... it's top secret.



Dublin! Darklight Festival! Tomorrow! 10PM! Buy tickets! ARF!

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

MEN ARE LIKE THIS, WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS!

I know whenever my husband refuses to stop for directions I'm like "Ack! Show your feelings so I can control you," amirite ladies?

Friday, July 22, 2011

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 3

16 entered. 1 left. Her name is Zena Grey and she DESTROYED at this year's Battle Royale. Please enjoy these incredible clips and try and take her on next year. IF YOU DARE.



Thursday, July 21, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Friday, April 08, 2011

THE RETURN OF REM LEZAR!

No, not that Rem Lezar. Our Rem Lezar! Those in the Bay area may know him from Clean Living for Teens and Black Sundays, or if you've poked around our archives, you might have seen this or this. He's been gone for a long while, and we're excited to have him back!

Today Rem shows us what it takes to be a champion... ...and uncovers the important message of Doubt.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

FAST CARS & BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

You don't have to masturbate to just one any more.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

SOMETHING SMELLS TERRIBLE

My grandmother had an entire guest bedroom FILLED TO THE CEILING with this shit. To this day, I can't smell roses.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL IS COMING TO ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO THIS THURSDAY!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

CAST-IRON HOME DEFENSE

Come on, ladies... do you really want this to happen?



You know who has a plan? Leah from Utica, NY has a plan.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE MEETS SHOW BEAST THIS THURSDAY, JULY 29TH AT JESUS CAMP IN BALTIMORE, MD!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!

Monday, July 12, 2010

HOLY SHEEP, LADY

"This material is taught and distributed for ladies only."

I swear to God that's what it says on the box.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 7PM! TORONTO! THE DRAKE HOTEL (UNDERGROUND)! $10!

Friday, March 12, 2010

LET'S WATCH THOSE GIRLS!

Join Miss Cathy, Miss Deb and My Brother Bob for some real Country Fun!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Monday, February 08, 2010

THE BALLAD OF BEER

Has the sizzle gone out of your relationship with beer? Worry no more, because we're here to reignite that spark.



Now don't you want to start drinking again?

Saturday, January 30, 2010

CIRCLE JERKIN'!

Boy, this "EIT After Dark" week sure has been a sausage fest, eh ladies? What this blog needs is a good old-fashioned womyn's circle jerk jamboree!

(Oh, and if the multiple "circle jerk" references didn't tip you off, this video is epically NSFMW. You have been officially warned.)



Phew, I feel much better. Talk about honoring the goddess within!

Monday, December 07, 2009

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

SEDUCTION 102

So, you've practiced all the moves in Smooching for Dummies but you still can't find a live human being to make out with. Well, once again EIT is here to save the day! Watch this lesson from the Tommy Wiseau school of seduction and you'll be caressing her thighs on satin sheets in no time.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

KATHIE LEE IS A CREEP

The head of the reptilian talk show agenda shows you how it's done.

Friday, May 15, 2009

A PRINCESS PARTY

Follow the Princess Gwendolyn and her dog, Peeper, through the Magic Door of Wishes and Dreams and down the Pretty Pink Pathway into a terribly sad reality of gender role identification and cake.

Monday, May 04, 2009

I DO, I GUESS...

The perfect wedding is a delightful souffle of denial, ego, and daddy issues. Ladies, if you do not daydream about this exact scenario something is wrong with you.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

CHECK OUT THESE DOUCHES...


Finally there's a douche that you can bring home to Mom!

Via the Internet Lurker.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

THE TELLINGTON T-TOUCH

Cat Ladies:
You don't need to learn a bunch of fancy techniques for petting kitties. It might impress those bitches at the Cat Fancier's Association, but if you look deep into your heart, you already know. You like it, the kitties (sometimes) like it, just do it.


Wednesday, February 04, 2009

MEN ARE DUMB AND LAZY...

...and women are here to encourage men not to be so dumb and lazy.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

SHAPE UP YOUR FAT FACE

Watching this video on a loop will probably drive you insane.



And who can forget the facial flex?

Monday, December 15, 2008

GOING ON A MAN HUNT!

This video teaches the ancient, desperate art of hunting the elusive creature known as man.



For more info, please purchase twelve audio cassettes.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Friday, August 22, 2008

THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES!


*from the collection of Yonder Vittles.

TWO FRIENDS... ONE CALLING

This one's for you, Ghoul. Trust that I'll always believe in you.




From the Collection of Mary Koneski

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

NICE FACE

Fellas, take note: Every woman you've ever met in your life uses this product because they think you might like them more because of it. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

SPARE ME MY LIFE!

Here's an oldie but goodie, I think it may have appeared on a Lost and Found Video Night at some point. Still, it never fails to amuse. Nice leopard print spandex! Cultural disconnect like a motherfucker.