ELECTRIC DREAMS!

Shake off this lousy Smarch weather with a fairytale made especially for a computer! SpookyTooth presents: ELECTRIC DREAMS!

INTERNET BROKEN!

Sorry about the Facebook hack everyone! We're back to normal now!

THE LOVE TAPES

THE READING MACHINE

"Dante's Mystery Mix vol.4" DVD available now from dantefontana.com and the Everything Is Terrible! store

HOW TO USE A PHONE!

WOMAN VERSUS COMPUTER!

PAT O'BRIEN IS A DICK!

YOU SUCK AT SHOOTING HOME VIDEOS! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

COMPUTER POEMS '74

MACINTOSH MIDI MUSIC IN A MINUTE!

Robotkid does it again!

DANTE'S "COMPUTER XMAS CAPER!"

We're in Gainesville TONIGHT @ The Wooly, 8pm sharp. BE THERE!!!

BLACK FRIDAY KOMMERCIAL!

And don't forget our KraZeee holiday sale is still going on! 50% off all DVDs! Hurry up and collect all 5 today! BUY STUFF if that's what you like to do!

While you're brainlessly buying junk, buy some tickets to our 12/21 show at The Echo in Los Angeles!

3 MINUTE COMPUTER BEACH PARTY

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

BEFORE THE INTERNET THERE WAS...

NETPOCALYPSE!

The year is 2005. Hardened criminals like Judge Reinhold are trying to destroy the internet and only Scott Bakula can stop them.

THE THIRD DIMENSION OF CELEBRITY PRODUCT ENDORSEMENTS!

HACKING IS EASY!

I've never seen the movie Hackers but if it's anything like this tape, I am going to Blockbuster ASAP.

THE EXCITING NEW WORLD OF DATA ENTRY

Early 80s computers were confusing and scary. Luckily, Steve Allen was there to help you laugh your computer fears away. With a computer, you can do anything from data entry to a slightly different kind of data entry!


Chicago! Don't forget that we will be at the Hungry Brain tonight showing spooooky new videos and the terrifyingly terrible feature, Boarding House! Plus a special bonus puppet show at 8:30 pm! Did we mention it's FREE? All the details HERE!

DOT COM BOOMERS

The Internet: Bridging generation gaps... one modem at a time.

ADVANCED DOS STRATEGIES!

THE APOCALYPSE THAT WASN'T

Too soon?

TRUSTER

Put your paranoid fantasies to the test with Truster!

NO WIRES!

Nothing feels better pushed into your crotch than a sharp cornered, slow reacting joystick by a third party manufacturer.

SKIP ROGERS' ULTIMATE CONTROLLER

ROBOTS

...sold separately.

THE STINGER

The future of the past is a fantastical neon wonderland.

LET'S GO (WEB) SURFING NOW!

What is this while world wide web about anyhow? Surfing? PPP connections? I'm getting a headache just thinking about it!
Thankfully, this video comes along to make sure we'll be surfing that information superhighway in a matter of megabyte downloads!

INTERNET 101

Take your newbie questions somewhere else, because the internet will not tolerate that shit.

CD MAKIN'

VIDEO KARAOKE!

I love watching white people make white people look stupid. And in this case I love it even more because somewhere there are white people watching these white people look stupid who look even more stupid than the white people in this video, who look stupid.




*From the collection of Yonder Vittles.

TIME OUT

Since Commodore left for good, almost none of you have commented or shown in any way that you care. Your punishment shall be one Moron Movies clip a day until someone else posts or shows EIT some love.



Now go and think about what you've done.

COMMODORE GILGAMESH PRESENTS THE KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION #1

What the fuck does he mean by 'you people?'


A shout out to the drab existence of the OH!


Finally, a watch that is a ring and a ring that is a watch! What'll LA come up with next?

A STORY FROM MY YOUTH

It was 1989. I saw this commercial and was sold. I asked for the Pepsi can Computer Warrior for my birthday. I got what I wanted. After my party was over, my best friend and I began tallying my haul. In my infinite prickdom, I decided that I should have total control of the Pepsi can Computer Warrior. We fought. He left and we didn't speak for nearly a month. By that time the Pepsi can Computer Warrior was retired to the land of boring-ass toys. I had forgotten all of this until I popped in a VHS that I found at the Salvation Army. Heh.

VITA-MIX

"Catch the vision"

NO-BODY'S-HOOOOME

Marah sent me this little gem, and for that I owe her my life.

THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE

KICKING SOME GIGABUTT!

REMOTE CONTROL SPECIAL EFFECTS!

and as an added bonus, my favorite logo intro...