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MEMORY HOLE: GUNS

Music by Danny T Mallory: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

MEMORY HOLE: PICNIC IN HELL

MEMORY HOLE: DAD'S BATHTUB TMNT SONG

To celebrate the release of the new TMNT movie, look at this new Memory Hole! Remember to forget to follow the Hole on Facebook!

PROP COMEDY IS HARD

The Beanie King returns, reincarnated as the Billy Bob Teeth King. This guy is my hero.

MONSTER TRUCK OF VENGEANCE

The only way to get revenge on a family of murderous rednecks is to build a kick ass truck.

THAT LASTED FIVE MINUTES (OR: GIVE ME A BREAK!)

I think I've posted this before, but maybe not; it really doesn't matter either way. I recommend watching on loop until you feel sorry for Mr. Stossel... (Hint: You never do!)

NOT TERRIBLE, JUST WONDERFUL

I don't care if it's old news. Patches really is the coolest horse. The first half is great, but the last two thirds make Black Beauty look like a galloping jackass.

So please, don't say neeeeiigh to Patches...

KENNY ROGERS IN A SERIES OF SENSELESS CUTS TO STILL FRAMES

YONDER VITTLES' HOMEWORK #1

"Hunting the North American Wild Turkey provides the ultimate challenge to even seasoned hunters. Learn how to outsmart these cagey birds from professional hunter and award-winning turkey caller, Jerry Antley." After watching the 40 minute hunting tutorial in its entirety it occurred to me that the host of the instructional video, Jerry Antley, was much more comfortable speaking to the gobblers than the camera - and likely his wife, whom he mentions in the video.

























Video #2 Sleeping Drier with DDAVP Tablets
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This short informative video was made in 1999 by the Rhone-Poulenc pharmaceutical company to tell kids all about DDAVP tablets in a hip way that kids would understand. Your hosts, Amy Scott and Tim Summers, "give you the scoop on bedwetting." They get you hip to cool facts like this one: 5 million kids wet the bed - just in the United States. Can you imagine how many wet beds there are in China? Sweet Dude! The melodramatic reenactment of an embarrassing bedwetting incident makes this pharmaceutical informative video a must watch.


























Video #3 Hot Country Dancin' with Special Guest Lee Greenwood
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This gem from 1984 was shot on location at the famous Stagecoach Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee. It is the best country dance instructional I have been able to get my hands on. I have included here the opening scene at the Stagecoach Lounge where Lee Greenwood takes his wife out for a night on the town, but she is swept away by a mustachioed cowboy who knew how to move his boots on the dance floor. Do you know how to two-step cowboy?