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MALE CENTERFOLD CONTEST

LIVE! TEEVEE DOES THE OJ VERDICT!

SCOTT WALKER'S PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

Another think piece from our political correspondent Vic Berger! Man, this election season is getting HOTTE!!!!

CLIPSEDELIC PILOT!

At the beginning of 2014, the folks behind GOOPoftheGODS were asked by adultswim.com to make a monthly youtube clip show that recapped that month's happenings in one minute. The result was kinda insane and didn't grow wings and fly, but we like it!

FACIAL DISCRIMINATION!

BONGO GROOVES FOR BEGINNERS

A trilogy of Terribleness from LooseMeat.biz!!!

BABE DOG!

Tickets are on sale now for our live show in Philadelphia on 5/22!

YONDER VITTLES: 2012 YEAR IN REVIEW

2012 began with the dogs, Hunks hunks hunks! kept our minds off of thoughts of mankind's impending doom, and the TV News in Portland reminded us just how funny the whole charade actually is and why we still love this crazy ole' mixed up world. Happy Holidays, Yonder Vittles, EIT!

70'S NEWSROOM PARTY

TV NEWS IS TERRIBLE!

VIDEOS FROM THE VAULT

Ol' Ghouly has a new video for today but he ran into some technical problems so it won't be up until later tonight. In the meantime, here's some odds and ends from the vault to keep you occupied.

First up, a hard hitting Superbowl question.


My favorite clip from my favorite deceased court show, Eye for an Eye. (The judge was named Extreme Akim and carried a bat instead of a gavel!)


And this is from Japan. Nuff said.

WE'RE NEWSWORTHY!

Yesterday morning, all the monsters from our Chicago branch appeared on our favorite news show, WGN Morning News!


(A big thanks to the wonderful crew from WGN and to our very own eighth Beatle, Marah E, for making it happen!)

EIT BREAKING NEWS!!!

Our Terrible World lost a great voice, and a greater hunter in 2006 when tree stand mogul, Bob Hice, ascended God's Metal Pole in the sky to rest for eternity in the safest, most comfortable tree stand known to man.

WHO THE HELL IS JACOB ANDERSON?

Breaking news! This blog was featured in yesterday's Guardian and apparently this site is completely run by Jacob Anderson, which is news to us because we have never heard of this person until this article. So who the hell is Jacob Anderson?

This mystery leaves us with two very important questions:

SOUND ADVICE FROM A CGI LAWN MOWER

FOX NEWS LOVES EIT!

Thanks to an anonymous tipster, we learned that the conservative jokers over at Fox News' Red Eye are some of our biggest fans. They love us so much that they never credit us for making the beginning of their show more tolerable. So here's our way of saying thanks for the support:



Here are the links to the full videos: Facercise, Magic Star Traveler, Room Service, Pawn Shop, Mr. T's FlavorWave, Bear Hugs, Hunkercize, Death Drug, Chicks Dig Weirdos, Eliminators, Hawk Jones, Yo Zone, Short Fuse, Before & After, The Art of Meeting Men, Ohhhh Jay, A Man and his Motorcycle, Everybody's on Cocaine.

THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE

AM Northwest, the morning chat fest from Portland, loves to gab about Jesus sightings, so it's no surprise that they also love to talk about themselves talking about Jesus.



I think they might have missed the point. And I can't give away all my secrets but I'll reveal a hint as to how I got video of them: AM Northwest is a televised program.

So, local news shows, please continue to cover my Jesus video so I can make another video of you covering your own coverage. Thank you.

AND FINALLY TONIGHT...

Here's the best news coverage of Pareidolia 2008!

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: PUTIN IS NOT A MANLY MAN'S MAN, MAN

Okay, so Fox News is an easy target... whatever...

IF I WERE THIS GROUNDHOG, I'D NEVER SHOW MY FACE AGAIN

Illinois takes Groundhog Day pretty seriously... I think.

THE FOUR SNOWMEN OF REVELATION

As a Chicago resident and Snowpocalypse survivor, I just want to pay tribute to those who were lost or late to work during the Snowmageddon.

THE BALLAD OF VINCENT

Check out the trailer for the upcoming Vincent documentary at Zweeble Films.

THIS GIVES ME HOPE

So much hope.

THE BEST OF BAD NEWS

Cocaine Jesus


Prayer at the Pump


Molested by Bigfoot


Mad Skillz


Elmo Will Kill You

JESUS IS GETTING WAY TOO CUTESIE

Your Lord and savior has been branding cats for years, but News at Nine made him famous for it.

THAT LASTED FIVE MINUTES (OR: GIVE ME A BREAK!)

I think I've posted this before, but maybe not; it really doesn't matter either way. I recommend watching on loop until you feel sorry for Mr. Stossel... (Hint: You never do!)

FURRY CON!

FOR MY 216 CREW...