THE LADY IS A GAS

THE LADY IS A GAS /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

2 MINUTE BODY AND SOUL

2 MINUTE BODY AND SOUL /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

SPIDER IS A ROCK GOD!

SPIDER IS A ROCK GOD /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

2 MINUTE EROTIC MISADVENTURES OF THE INVISIBLE MAN

BEING A TEEN JIMMY IS HARD

EPISCOPAL PRIESTS ARE NOT CELIBATE!

SEXY HOUSE KEEPING

MEMORY HOLE: BIKINI BODIES

MEMORY HOLE: MY LADY

VIOLATION OF NINJA ETHICS!

MEMORY HOLE: FAT AMERICA

CLASSIC EIT: TEAN STEEM!

This classic had been down for a long time because a certain someone's mom called Ghoul Skool's mom! Seriously. We don't really know why people always call Ghoulie's mom when they don't like one of our vids, but it sure is funny! We figured enuff internet has passed since...

SEXY LADY SATAN!

SEXY LAUGHTER!

Tickets are on sale now for our DC show on 10/28! GET EM! Check out all of our upcoming tour dates here!

FUNNY SEXY PARTY JOKES COMEDY!

SENSUAL BIO-MAGNETIC HEALING RUBDOWN

DAYTIME'S MOST WANTED MEN OF PASSION

We have a show tonight in Denver at the Sie!!! Click here for tix and more info.

Our west coast LEGENDS tour proceeds tomorrow night in Albuquerque!

THE REAL BABES OF BAYWATCH!

Have you heard the news!?! We have a new 3-disk, best-of DVD compilation of our favorite shorts from the last 7 years of EIT! 16 hours of insanity!!! Get urs today!

3-minute T-FORCE

Video courtesy of BrEAD HaSt!

Our tour starts tomorrow in Denton at Campus Theatre at 11pm!!! Be there!!!!

BEST OF 2014: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

CLIPSEDELIC PILOT!

At the beginning of 2014, the folks behind GOOPoftheGODS were asked by adultswim.com to make a monthly youtube clip show that recapped that month's happenings in one minute. The result was kinda insane and didn't grow wings and fly, but we like it!

NUDE PUTT PUTT IS BORING!

Wooooo, summer fun!

SEXY CAT BATH (4 KIDZ?)!

NSFW depending on where you work! Happy Cat Week!

ULTIMATE XXX-TREME VALENTINES!

NSFMW, perverts.



 There's plenty more butt-touching where that came from at EiT Presents: Self-Pleasure for Two TOMORROW NIGHT at Chicago's Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont Ave.)! Our sexy panel of sexperts includes Tommy MacNamara, Goodrich Gevaart, The Puterbaugh Sisters and the proud owner of Chicago's most famous dick, Mike Lebovitz! Hosted by Katie McVay and Nicholas Rouley! Thursday, February 13th! 9pm! Bring yer boner, because this show is FREE!

THE PARTY OF THE DECADE!!!

THE WELL UNDRESSED WOMAN!

NSFW depending upon where you work.

AEROBIC SELF DEFENSE!

2-MINUTE NASTY HERO!

FLEX 4 CHECKS

Reach for it, Sam...

3.5 MINUTE TAXI DANCER!

Awwwww.

COUNTRY DEATH - DIE YOUNG

I know we make a lot of music videos for our bestie Country Death, but seriously how great is this guy? He is unstoppable! When he's not dressed like a cat, he makes about 2 albums, a book, and 3 videos a week! CG! hearts CD! 4life!

Oh yeah, and here is Slick Bishop (or Country Death or Brian the Cat or whatever) calling out Jay Leno for being a dick!

LADY HIN YIN!

In the wonderful tradition of Hin Yin, I am proud to present this VHS Masterpiece by Annie Sprinkle!


Also, I'd like to issue a correction! I had incorrectly credited the score of the Voyage 2 Gilgamesheses! And I double posted one of them! Sorry about that! Life on the road was getting to me I guess. Here they are!

I

Score by Gus

II

Score by Throne of Blood

III

Score by Slick Bishop of Country Death

THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT GRAVITY

HUNTING IN HAUTE COUTURE

Thanks to Mr. Frank Okay of Chicago, Illinois for sharing with us your life-changing tape.

COOKING WITH BEEFCAKE!

One minute you're cooking with beefcake, the next you're alone and drunk on chardonnay. That's just how life is sometimes.



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

2-MINUTE SENIORITA JUSTICE!!!

You like reinforcing negative ethnic stereotypes don't cha? How 'bout constant yet poorly-choreographed violence devoid of context swimming in a sea of machismo sexist posturing? This movie has everything!

NEMESIS 4!

and

THE DOC WITH THE COCK THAT ROCKS

This tape is a lot like DJ Shadow's 'Entroducing' for me. Sure, it's a little dated, but every time I go back there's all sorts of little things I never remember being there. Maybe it has to do with maturity, where each time I watch I'm a little older and a tad wiser which makes me experience it in a whole new way. And dammit, I am going to use the whole part of the buffalo here and share with you proof that there is a God, and God's a lady who knows what she wants. TGIF!



And this is happening on Saturday! GET YOUR TIX BEFORE IT SELLS OUT, NEW YORK!

MAN THIS IS GROSS

Wanna see more of this? Me neither. No, seriously, this movie is incredible and you have to come see this as The Cinefamily, EIT! and Rotten Cotton present 'CHESTER TURNER TRIBUTE NIGHT! WITH MORE FOUND CRAP FROM ROB SCHRAB & DAN HARMON! Get your tickets here!

More info on the great Chester Turner at the wonderful Bleeding Skull.

BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL!	UCBcomedy.com

And here's the poster for the show!

1.5 MINUTE "MY DEMON LOVER"/"DEMON NARRATOR" MUSIC VIDEO

The song is "Demon Narrator", by Country Death and Short Pockets.

The film is "My Demon Lover", rented from Odd Obsession.

THE PASSION OF TIM

"Superstar Mel Gibson (Forever Young, Lethal Weapon 1,2 & 3) gives a sensitive performance as Tim, a mentally retarded young man who falls in love with an attractive businesswoman in her mid 40's (Piper Laurie)."

Special thanks to the King of Crayons for this "special" find! And to Odd Obsession for having a VHS copy that wasn't worn to shit!

"One Love, One Blog"

SEXY TALKIN' BABES!

THE CELEBRITY GUIDE TO WINE!

We don't have to be afraid of wine anymore! Robert Loggia will talk us through our fears.

1.5 MINUTE BLIND SIDE!

We here at EIT! are going to side with the American people, not with some stuffy olde "academy." Our Best Picture of 2009 is the obvious choice...

IF I WAS A STAR

THE SEXIEST SEXUAL HARASSMENT PARTY IN TOWN!

If there's one thing I've learned from this lifestyle of 'Trash Compacting,' it's that the entertainment biz sure hates a lady. And can you blame them? Here we are, trying to get a job done and these bodacious bimbos come along and expect me to perform without distraction? Please. They come walking into work with their neon bikinis and their poofy hair; I have a family for god sakes! NSFW but trust me, it's worth getting fired over this. Instead of going through the same old bureaucratic bullshit, try being a total dick and you'll see your life changing for the better... Or should I say boner!

THE GLAMOUROUS LADIES OF WRESTLING SHUFFLE

Everything about this clip is so 'USA Up All Night.' The pastels, the 'babes,' the douche host, ugly humor, etc. I wonder if any of them are still trying to make a go of their careers and living a 'Ram Jam' lifestyle. Look at me blabbering on...
Take it away, gals!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 4: SANTA!

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.

CHOCOROTICA

Forget about those vampires, ladies, because we've found you the ultimate demon lover: sweet, smooth, seductive chocolate.

AVAST, YE FABIO

To all the secretaries around the country: Throw away your fireman calendars, burn those porcelain kitties, stop talking about last night's Lost, and remember who got you on that all-Tab diet in the first place...

¿ES USTED INCAPAZ?

For more pills that end in max, go to Max Laboratory.

FLIRTING WITH MAGIC

I'll let the testimonials from the back of the box handle this:
"What a great way to meet chicks!" - Bob - Single, 25
"Your magic tricks blew me away!" - Cathy - Single, 30 Something
"After my divorce, my social skills needed help; your flirting course did the trick!" - Barry - Divorced, 45



No....I'm not a weirdo.

CD MAKIN'

AND YOU THOUGHT BLAGOJEVICH WAS A BONER!

Gordon Liddy takes a turn for the terrible.

ROOM SERVICE SAUSAGE PARTY

The only thing on the menu is cucumber.

A MAN AND HIS MOTORCYCLE

BLANCHE LOVES SEX AND CATS

Everyone's favorite Golden Girl is crazy for cats!

PAGE 34!

I am sorry to present this clip with all the censorship and boobage, but this one has always been a personal favorite...

FABIO'S A TIME FOR ROMANCE

CDRE. GILGAMESH'S THE FUNNY ENUFF SERIES #1

The double "F" is for a double dose of FUNNY!

CLUB VAMPIRE TRAILER

2 MINUTE RAVEN

LOVE SAUCE

Never meant to be.

HOOTEIRE CINEMA

Today, I present to you a genre of films that really means a lot to me. A genre overlooked by college professors and pretentious jerks everywhere: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, 'Hooteire Cinema' (aka Hooter Cinema to the laymen).

Cinema historians and critics defined the canon of Hooteire Cinema in retrospect; many of those involved in the making of classic bonerrific movies later professed to be unaware of having created a distinctive type of film. Hooteires embrace a variety of genres, from the strong willed woman trying to make her way as a stripper to support her only son, to the strong willed woman trying to climb the corporate ladder in a cruel, man's world. Although the premises of these films may have been as varied as the protagonists' bikini collection, one fact kept them all together- hooters are awesome.

It's hard to believe, but as far as the critics are concerned, Hooteire Cinema will forever be the surgical scar on the boob job that is modern Hollywood. But I defy any film critic working today to tell me they don't have fond memories of sitting in their parents basement at 1am on a Friday, watching 'The Great Bikini Off Road Adventure' in awe with the sound turned off so their parents don't wake up. I'm getting teary penised just thinking about it.

VIDEO KARAOKE!

I love watching white people make white people look stupid. And in this case I love it even more because somewhere there are white people watching these white people look stupid who look even more stupid than the white people in this video, who look stupid.




*From the collection of Yonder Vittles.

TAP! TAP! TAP!

MATH GETS YOU LAID

It's True. Math gets you the love and affection of second rate pop-stars. Does anyone know the quadratic formula of my boner? Hello!

SUPER SOAKER 50's 15 MINUTES

LADY ROCKY

ANGELA LANSBURY MASTURBATES IN A TUB

FURRY CON!

APRIL IS FURRY MONTH AT EIT!

If you had to choose, which one would you fuck: Gerbert or Howard The Duck?