MERRY CHRISTMAS UDO KIER

SANTA CLAUS DOWN!

ANTHEM OF SANTA'S SLAVES

memory hole - ssssssaaaaaannnnnttttttaaaaaa

Video by Commodore Gilgamesh and music by Danny T Mallory

FRASIER CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

ALPHA KIDNAPS CHILDREN

HOW TO MAKE YOUR KIDS HATE CHRISTMAS (AND YOU!)

POWER RANGERS HOME FOR X-MAS!

memory hole - christmas is coming for you

video by Commodore Gilgamesh - music by SICH MANG

CHRISTMAS IS TERRIBLE FOR WOMEN!

A CHRISTMAS CLOBBERIN'!

WHO KILLED SANTA?

WRAP WRAP THE XMAS WRAP!

DOWNLOAD THE EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Did you know that you don't actually have to hang out with your family or go shopping?! Instead download our Holiday Special for just $3 (rental) or $7 (purchase)! GET IT HERE! Or if you're the olde fashioned type who likes to hold physical objects in your sweating paws, buy it on DVD here! 

The Crystyl Wyzzyrd Crystmys Special!

LOOSE MEAT - Saving Cameron

The message in Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas​ seems innocuous enough - I just don't get where the flamethrower comes in! Seems like it'll just melt the snow. Watch our exclusive trailer brought to you by LOOSE MEAT​!

DON'T B SCARED CHILD!

RAPPING SANTA CREEP!

A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM EIT! CORPORATE!

MEMORY HOLE - CHRISTMASHOLE

IT'S A WONDERFUL SECOND LIFE

Celebrate the holidays the Second Life way with LOOSE MEAT and a bunch of saddos!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN!

Chanukah is just around the corner! But nobody told Sandy Goldstein there's no such thing as a Chanukah bush!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

DANTE FONTANA XMAS CARD

MEMORY HOLE: DECEMBER 2, 1992

BAD SANTA CLAUSES

Loose Meat presents: Santas Gone Wild! Watch what happens when the bad boys of toys stop being nice and start being naughty!

SILENT NIGHT '88

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN

Are you ready for Chanukah this weekend? Do you know the difference between a Christmas tree and a Chanukah bush???

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

TYRANY IN THE USA?!?!

MEMORY HOLE: CHRISTMAS HORSE

Not sick of buying junk yet?!!! You still have until January 1st to take advantage of our $10 DVD sale! Visit the EIT! store now!

DEATH METAL XMAS CATS!

THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Happy Holidays from Loose Meat!

(Just kidding, we meant to say "Merry Christmas.")

FEEDERS 2: SLAY BELLS

Our holiday sale continues until Jan. 1! DVDs are only $10! Plus we have new cassettes featuring all of your favorite songs from EIT! videos! And more! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

THE GRIMY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST (NSFW!)

Brought to you courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

MEMORY HOLE: RUDOLPH AMPUTEE

Be a good citizen and hurry the fuck up and buy stuff! You still have a few more days to get all of your EIT! gear b4 it is too late! Visit our store for DVDs, cassettes, shirts, posters, and patches!!!!

THE PURGE: BLACK FRIDAY - OFFICIAL TRAILER

Fans of "The Purge" and "The Purge: Anarchy," have we got a treat for you! We've obtained the exclusive trailer for the super secret third chapter in the series - The Purge: Black Friday. Coming this Friday to a big box store near you! Presented by Loose Meat.

2013 HOLIDAY TOUR XCLUSIVE PART ONE!!!

Merry XMas from Rem Lezar!

DANNY DEVITO'S XMAS WORKOUT

CULTURE WAR X-MAS!

Savannah tonite at Graveface Records! Our holiday special live show x-mas spectacular x-plosion comes to you at 10pm! Seeya there!

DANTE'S "COMPUTER XMAS CAPER!"

We're in Gainesville TONIGHT @ The Wooly, 8pm sharp. BE THERE!!!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN

Merry Chanukah from Everything is Terrible!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tickets are on sale now for our 12/6 Austin Holiday show!

HOLIDAY TOUR & DVD SALE 2013!

We're coming to The South!

12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones 

12/6 - Austin @ The Marchesa (BUY NOW!)

12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land 

12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia 

12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly 

12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)

12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)

12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)

12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight (FREE!)

12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl (BUY NOW!)

12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree (BUY NOW!)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)

12/18 - Dallas @ The Texas Theatre (BUY NOW!)

12/19 - Marfa @ Padres (FREE!)

12/21 - Los Angeles @ The Echo  (BUY NOW)

And more dates to come!!!

And as if this wasn't enuff good news for one day, from now until the end of December, ALL DVDS ARE 50% OFF!!!!!!!!!

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RECAP PART 1!

Another year, another found footage victor standing triumphant atop the bodies of the fallen. But before we can bow to our new god, we must first pay tribute to the defeated.

Today's videos come from 23 Wolves, a long time found footage advocate and philanthropist. This year marks his first time entering the battle royale and after this debut, I wouldn't be surprised to see him rise to power and destroy us all in the near future.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

WOMEN 'N THEIR PHONES B ALL TALKING 'N SINGING 'N SHIT!

pretty dumb.

IDIOT RIDES A SNOWFLAKE!

Tonight! We are in Troy, NY AND Olympia, WA! Do you believe?????????!!!?????

ARNOLD'S VERY SPECIAL XMAS PARTY

E.I.T. rolls through Worcester AND Portland simultaneously tonight, how is that possible? Check out our holiday tour dates!

3 DAYS 'TIL X-MAS BEGINS!

3 DAYS! In case you have not seen what's been going on here lately, we have a tour starting in 3 days on both coasts at the same time! Tour dates are below:

WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ Roxie Theatre @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert St) @ 10PM, $10, All Ages

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex @ 8PM, All Ages

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre @ 7PM (BUY!), All Ages

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 7PM, $5, 21+

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret @ 7PM (BUY!), 19+

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30 PM (BUY!), All Ages

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade @ 9PM, $5, 21+

12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit @ 8PM, $5, All Ages

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax @ 7PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild @ 9:30PM, $8, All Ages

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft @ 7:30PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) (18+) and 10PM (BUY!) (21+)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe @ 8PM, $7, All Ages

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9:30 (BUY!) and Midnight (BUY!), All Ages

EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (2051 Rosa Parks) @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace @ 9PM (BUY!), 19+

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha @ 8PM, $5, 19+

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse @8PM, All Ages

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St @ 7PM, All Ages

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House @ 8:30PM (BUY!), 21+, with Thu Tran!

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!), All Ages, BYOB, with The Video Pirates!

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner @ 11:59PM (BUY!), All Ages

12-15 - Baltimore @ 5th Dimension (405 W Franklyn) @ 10PM (EIT show time) with The Wham City Theater Night @ 8PM, $7, All Ages

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Room @ 8PM, (BUY!), $10, All Ages

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 9PM, FREE, 21+

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater @ 9:30PM, (BUY!), $10, All Ages

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus @ 8PM, $5, All Ages

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop @ 9PM, (BUY!), 18+

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall @ 7:30PM (BUY!), 18+

ONE WEEK!

Holy Shit! Only one week until we kick off our 2 simultaneous Holiday tours! I'm gonna level with you guys, we are really upping the ante this time around! Our live show is gonna be twice as bonkers! Our tour exclusive merchandise is gonna blow yer mind! And, my Christmas Gods, this new Holiday Special! DVD is the greatest thing to ever happen in December! Get ready Terribleheads, we're coming! For tour dates and more, go here! And be sure to RSVP and invite your friends on Facebook!

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... HO, HO, HO.

This year, show that special someone just how much they're worth by heading on down to your local Everything is Terrible store to take advantage of our spectacular holiday deal spectacular!.

Holiday Tour! EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 8PM

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit 

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and midnight (BUY!)

GET A NEW HOLIDAY MOM!

BUY YOUR TIX NOW TO SEE THE NEW EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL! IN NASHVILLE @ THE BELCOURT ON 12-18 @ 9:30PM

THE MOST ANNOYING TIME OF THE YEAR!

Only 20 shopping days until the release of our new DVD featuring all of your favorite holidays, a new live show, and 2 Tours on 2 coasts simultaneously! Did we mention they're both at the same time?

Holiday Tour! EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY!)

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY!)

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY!)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY!)

12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY!)

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY!)

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY!)

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY!)

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 8PM

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY!)

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9PM (BUY!)

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit 

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY!)

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) and 10PM (BUY!)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9PM (BUY!) and midnight (BUY!)

OUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS ALMOST HERE!

Terribles and Terriblettes,

I am so pumped for our upcoming tour(s) for so many reasons, but mainly I just can't wait to see your shining faces again. The show we're working on is going to be more batshit bonkers than ever before, and we are bursting at the seams with excitement!

Since we are doing something few have ever done before: tour two coasts at the same time- we need to promote the hell out of this tour/DVD. And so we're asking YOU to be our street team on bath salts. All that means is that if you can think of any crazy ways to let your city know we're coming, go for it! Maybe that means simply bringing your cool uncle to one of our shows, or perhaps you stand up in the middle of finals and yell our tour dates to your class. Putting up posters is also a big help, so let us know if you can be of service (we can send pdf's right away)! Even just posting this trailer on Facebook and Twitter is a big help!

Thanks so much, and we will see you soon! HO HO HO!

P.S.- And to you southerners- we're already planning a mini-tour next year with an all new show JUST FOR YOU in 2013. Unless the grey goo consumes us all, we will see you in the spring!

P.P.S. - This Saturday, Cinefamily and Everything is Terrible! invite you to Found Crap 8, hosted by Dan Harmon (Community) and Rob Schrab (The Sarah Silverman Program).  Not only is it a night of shitty found footage and drunk commentary, but it’s also Schrab’s birthday. Come celebrate the fact that he’s one year closer to death by watching mash-ups of god-awful movies!  GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

HOLIDAY SPECIAL! 2012! TOUR & DVD!

Big Holiday Announcement! This December, we are releasing a new DVD featuring all of your favorite holidays! A new live show! And 2 Tours on 2 coasts simultaneously! At the same time!


Holiday Tour! EAST!
12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (BUY NOW!)
12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace (BUY NOW!)
12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha
12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St
12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!)
12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
12-15 - Baltimore @ The 5th Dimension (405 W. Franklyn)
12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room (BUY!)
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday (FREE!)
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater (BUY NOW!)
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus
12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop (BUY NOW!)
12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY NOW! )

Holiday Tour! WEST!
12-7 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY NOW!)
12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert)
12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex
12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre (BUY NOW!)
12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur
12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret (BUY NOW!)
12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (BUY NOW! 7pm or 9pm)
12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit
12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax (BUY NOW!)
12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft (BUY!)
12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (BUY NOW! 8PM or 10PM)
12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe
12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily (BUY NOW 4 EARLY SHOW!)
(BUY NOW 4 LATE SHOW!)

WE CANNOT WAIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Hey North America, see you in December!  Here's just a taste of what's to come!

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

CHRISTMAS CREEPSHOW 2011!

CHICAGO! EIT! AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

A VERY 70'S CHRISTMAS

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

Dublin put your hands together and make some noise! Darklight Festival is going on right now!!! Best of EIT Show is tonight at 10pm!!!! Get tickets HERE NOW!

THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

SENSUAL CHRISTMAS BEAR!

SANTATROCITIES!

Man, Santa is a creep. He watches you constantly, puts your name on a secret list, and breaks into your house while you sleep.



Way less creepy are our friends from the Vancouver SantArchy/SantaCon, who took a break from their duties as harbringers of the coming santapocalypse this year with the WORLD FAMOUS EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!





Good job guys! A special Xmas shout out to Napalm Dragon, who made it happen!

CELEBRITY GUIDE TO XMAS!

Because celebrities are always right.

STEP AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

CHIPPER'S CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE!

THE MAJESTY OF CHRISTMAS MUSIC!

FORGOTTEN CHRISTMAS CLASSICS!

THE RETURN OF CHRISTMAS

KRISTMAS IN CHICAGO!

EIT!, Terrible Claus, and the whole gang are back again this year with that timeless classic, the Everything Is Terrible! Holiday Special! We'll be showing all of your holiday favorites along with a heapin' mess of new classics! Terrible Claus will have Terrible gifts for anyone who wants 'em! Al Scorch will be playing a special holiday set! Decorations! Bad videos! Fun! Caroling kitties! And it is all free! God bless us, everything!


Here's a lil' sumptin' from the belly of The Commodore to get those holiday juices a' pumpin!

DER KRUMPUS SALE! + YETI MAG!

Fellas! Wanna get really excited about something your girl will probably beg you to stop halfway through? Ladies! Wanna creep out your co-workers by showing your affection for something that skews male according to a VH1 executive? Well, Der Krampus has been watching all y'all, and promises to deliver this holiday season! NEW EIT CAT SHIRT!* NEW GLOW IN THE DARK SCREENPRINTED POSTER!* SALE ON ALL ITEMS! IT ALL STARTS TODAY!

And as a special gift, all orders will come with a bonus DVD of the newly expanded EIT Holiday Special. It includes all the specialness of last year's edition plus several new videos for this year! And if you just want the Holiday Special, it's also on sale separately for only $5! You can't lose! Don't even try to lose!


ALSO! WE TOOK OVER THIS ISSUE OF YETI MAGAZINE!
Thanks to the coolest dude in the world, Mike McGonigal over at Yeti Publishing, we went apeshit and did 36 PAGES of art, writing, photos, and all sorts of Jerry Maguoria! He even let us do the cover! Order now and make it the perfect stocking stuffer, or just stock your own stuff by getting a copy for yourself.



*pre-order them now in our store!

CHRISTMAS IS OVER!

Thank god.

And thanks to everyone who came out to the Hungry Brain last night, especially to our musical guest Al Scorch. No thanks to that Terrible bastard TerribleClaus, who nearly ruined an otherwise pleasant evening.




Oh, what a night! See you at the Hungry Brain in February.

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 10: THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS!

It's finally Christmas! On this special day, it's important to gather with family and friends and celebrate the true meaning of this consumerist perversion of an arbitrary date chosen to coincide with the winter solstice. Merry Christmas, everybody!

HULK HOGAN SAVES CHRISTMAS

As a very special holiday treat, EIT presents our version of the Terrible classic "Santa with Muscles"! Hulk Hogan stars as an amnesiac millionaire bodybuilder who, through the magic of Christmas, becomes a crime fighting Santa Claus and saves a gang of adorable orphans from the clutches of Ed Begley Jr. and his karate fighting doctor!



Christmas wishes really do come true!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 6: JESUS!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 5: MUSIC!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 4: SANTA!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 3: TREES!

Turn your Christmas tree into a gay icon!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 2: STRESS!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 1: THE INTRO!

This is just part uno of EIT's world famous 'Holiday Special.' Wanna see more? Then get ready folks, because we're offering a FREE Holiday Special DVD to the next 100 people who order EIT:The Movie!!! Do you understand what's happening?!

$15 DVDS ($17 OUTSIDE US/CANADA) THROUGH JANUARY PLUS A FREE HOLIDAY MIX FOR THE FIRST 100 CUSTOMERS!!!!



Oh yes, and we are FINALLY getting our new shipment of DVD's this week, so we will be shipping back orders SOON. We really are very sorry.

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!

Did you think we would let the holiday season go by without doing a holiday special? Well, Los Angeles- grab your nutcracker bongs and get ready for our highest concept show to date! THE EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!!

Oh yeah, and the show will be hosted by us, and a couple of dudes named MATT BESSER and MATT WALSH. It's no big deal, they're only our heroes.

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!

CBS CARES ABOUT YOUR PROSTATE

And remember, HIV tests make for fabulous Valentine's Day presents. Happy Holidays!

GLITTER N' GOLD

12 DAYS OF ZOOPHILIA

An artist has sex with his many weimaraners for the sake of his weiner.