DANCE HIP HOP

RAPPIN JESUS RHINO!

ABSTINENCE RAP!

U kno wut is almost as kool as abstinence!? EIT!'s new RAP cassette tape! Only $4 all month long! Get it here! Plus new winter hats and coloring books! FREE Kidz DVD with most orders! 50% off DVDs, shirts, pins, stickers, and more!

TRUTH RAP

RAPPIN' RONNIE!

CHRISTIAN STAR WARS RAP!

(MORE) MILK RAP!

JOEY GRECO'S HIP-HOP AEROBICS

HIP-HOP BIRTHDAY TROLLS!

RAP CRUISE!

JUST RAP ASK GOD!

MUZIX MUNDAY: FLIGHT 777!

THUG LIFE 4 LIFE!

Courtesy of TRACK ATTACK!

THE RAPSTERS!

4 MINUTE JESUS RAP!

DISSIN' DEMONS!

T-Bone - Tha Life of a Hoodlum from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Don't miss EiT LIVE at The Crown in Baltimore TONIGHT, and hey, might as well try and swing by the Maryland Deathfest too!  T-Bone would understand - plenty of demons!

STRANGER DANGER VS. CREEPY COPS!

Hey Chicago! There's plenty more bully busters and self-defense creeps where that came from at EiT Presents: Selfless Defense for the Self Defenseless, TOMORROW NIGHT at Hungry Brain! Featuring performances by Katie McVay, John Eisenrich, J. Michael Osborne and a headlining set from Jeff Steinbrunner! Hosted by Ian Abramson! 9pm! FREE!

GET YOUR FIX OF 'BAD RAP'

If you want more, go here and get an instant download! tinyurl.com/nvmh8xj

Or, if you like to touch things, get the DVD here, which includes 'Comic Relief Zero!' as well!  That's two movies in one, plus our 50% off all DVD sale is still going strong!  

BAD RAP SAVES!

So you like bad rap huh? We got your bad rap right here!

DOGGIE-WOGGIEZ DOES THE HIP-HOP!

TWO HEAD CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR ROLLS INTO THE LOFT CINEMA IN TUSCON, ARIZONA TONIGHT AT 7PM! DON'T MISS OUT; BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

Speaking of missing out, look what I just found...

THE TRUE HISTORY OF HIP-HOP!

As told by a Christian stand-up comedian of course!

TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE!

I am honored, humbled and disgusted to announce that on 8/27/13 we are releasing TWO new movies Comic Relief Zero! and EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! jammed into one nutso DVD! And if that's not enough to make you go "hmmm", we are also taking this show on a West Coast tour!

Wicca-wicca-wha? You need more information? Well then don't stop reading!

DVD ON SALE:
8/27/13

TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR DATES:

9/5 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (*Special one time screening of Geteven*)
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY TIX NOW!)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava)
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8 PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies
9/15 - Denver @ The Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily

Warn your parents! Tell your pets! Bring your friends!

ONLY C-3PO CAN JUDGE ME

Even the fictional character of C-P3O is telling you this is a low point in his career.



Bonus!


Oh yeah!  This fall, Everything Is Terrible! does the Hip-Hop!  New DVD and tour! Stay tuned for details!

SKOOL JUST GOT KOOLIFIED!

It really does sound like they are saying Ghoul Skool.

HOLIDAY TOUR BEEF!

As our two-coast tour heats up, so does our beef.  And with the east coast leg ruling as hard as it does, it's only natural we would record a diss track with MOUTH'S CRADLE letting the world know.

We did not start this, but we will finish it...

WE CANNOT WAIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Hey North America, see you in December!  Here's just a taste of what's to come!

CHRISTIAN RAP: SOUL OF THE STREETS

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

Dublin put your hands together and make some noise! Darklight Festival is going on right now!!! Best of EIT Show is tonight at 10pm!!!! Get tickets HERE NOW!

KID N' PLAY VS. PREJUDICE!

CHAIR DANCING THROUGH THE DECADES!

Guest blogger Rich Juzwiak from FourFour is back with the evolution of chair dancing. Now with more hip hop!


You can learn more about chair dancing here!

We are also proud to be a part of this wonderful weekend at Cinefamily this weekend- MONDO SUPERHERO! Even if you can't make it, maybe this trailer will convince you to move out to LA and walk the streets of Hollywood Blvd dressed as Fin Fang Foom for a buck a photo. (NSFW)

THE BALLAD OF GARRET QUILLIN!

This video has everything! Rap, rap, rap, Hanna Barbera characters talking jive, age-blind marriage, and the 2nd koolest kid in the universe! I'll admit Garret 'Straight Chillin' Quillin is no Duane, but dammit he is one kool lil' poochie!

SPOONMAN!

FUNKY FREESTYLE!

Thanks to Dragon Sound for the tape!

A LIL' SOMETHING FOR GRANDMA ON HUMP DAY

I tried to make a 2.5-minute version of the movie Rappin' but I failed miserably.

So here's something adorably inappropriate for you.



I still believe the 2.5 minute version can be done... I just can't cut out all that sweet, sweet rappin'.

MILK IS SWEET, BRO!!!

I was all "fuck milk, that stuff's for losers", but this video really showed me the error of my ways. Milk is what makes Joey Lawrence so dreamy.

SERIOUSLY SOME EARLY 90S RAP BLOWS DUDE

Wow, rap sure has been dead a long time.

THEY'RE IN JAIL!

FAT TONY MAKES FAT BEATS

DOUBLE DIPPING

I don't care if I'm double dipping, but here are two videos we made last near that no one seemed to notice.





Thanks to Mason for the props. Check out his stuff too, it's the exact opposite of terrible.

2 MINUTE VULCAN MEETS HIP HOP BODY SHOP

THIS AIN'T YOUR DADDY'S RECYCLING VIDEO

Recycling has a whole new look, buster.



Oh, and just in case you didn't hate Billy Joel enough...

CRANK DAT TAPPERCISE (TELL EM)

What a weekend.

STICK 'EM

There is nothing Terrible about The Fat Boys, except the fact that they prove how Terrible everything else really is.

BONER-SLAYING

If these douche sacs aren't a sign that sex has negative consequences, I don't know what is.


And now, for you hiphopsters out there...

ENTER THE AIRWAVE RANGER!

Fellow Terriblobs and Terribloggers, it is my pleasure to introduce a new member of EIT, The King of Crap, The Duke of Puke, The Airwave Ranger. He is proudly holding down the New York Chapter, but don't be fooled by his tight pants and immaculate hair. This is the guy who found Hollywood Cop when the rest of us thought it wasn't even worth a damn. What a guy!

So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.

Let's have a look!

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.

BIG BAD COOL J

This one is for the kids...