memory hole - together always

vid by Commodore Gilgamesh with music by Ghoul Skool

LETTERS FOR MOM!

Moms love receiving letters.

KILLER QUARTERBACK

MEMORY HOLE: MAD MAMA

MEMORY HOLE: WANNA SEE THE BABY?

cLEAN MAMA!

Really work your tush and get lean while you clean!!!!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

MEMORY HOLE: THE MOTHER'S MILK

4 MOM!

MOMS LOVE TO VACUUM

A mom's worst nightmare comes true when she learns about the disgusting contaminates her dumb children have been exposed to. Time for more POWER!

THE 2-B MOMS

I'm pretty sure the main rap artist in this video is pregnant with a pillow, but the choreography is top notch.

YOU KNOW WHO LOVES TO RAVE?

Your Mom!

MOMMYBABIES GOTTA STAY FIT 2!

SFW!


Oh yeah! I posted this video in May of 2008 too! So, if you'd like to watch a more boring version of the same footage, watch this!


And if that still isn't boring enuff fer ya, then you can buy the tape and watch all 30 minutes of boring! Isn't the internet neat?!

FAMILY EASTER HELL!

HOMESCHOOL HELL!

Part 3 in the ongoing series "Future Schlock's reasons to never have children"

DRUDGERY NO MORE!

Part 2 in the ongoing series "Future Schlock's reasons to never have children."

GEEZ, MOM!

Why do you have to embarrass me in front of everybody?!

BABY TORTURE

I know it's subtle, and of course it's easy to giggle at the woman who is having way more fun those indifferent babies, but just look at those downer dads!


And since this was the last vid I posted before we got shut down, I am asking you to take another look...

YOU AND ALAN THICKE NEED TO TALK...

Cartoon parents getting divorced is the worst.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A STAGE MOM

THE NET: WWW DOT EXPLAINED

CHECK OUT THESE DOUCHES...

Finally there's a douche that you can bring home to Mom!

Via the Internet Lurker.

INTRODUCING ROBERT Z'DAR

This is the first of hopefully many videos featuring Robert Z'Dar. From IMDB, his acting trademarks are an enormous face and gigantic jaw. Truly, he has the greatest enormous face of his generation.

MEMORIES OF A MILF

Thanks, Marah!

MOMMY AND BLUE SCREEN WORKOUT

LOOK WHO WON'T SHUT UP.

WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?

I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it. 

YONDER VITTLES' HOMEWORK #1

"Hunting the North American Wild Turkey provides the ultimate challenge to even seasoned hunters. Learn how to outsmart these cagey birds from professional hunter and award-winning turkey caller, Jerry Antley." After watching the 40 minute hunting tutorial in its entirety it occurred to me that the host of the instructional video, Jerry Antley, was much more comfortable speaking to the gobblers than the camera - and likely his wife, whom he mentions in the video.

























Video #2 Sleeping Drier with DDAVP Tablets
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This short informative video was made in 1999 by the Rhone-Poulenc pharmaceutical company to tell kids all about DDAVP tablets in a hip way that kids would understand. Your hosts, Amy Scott and Tim Summers, "give you the scoop on bedwetting." They get you hip to cool facts like this one: 5 million kids wet the bed - just in the United States. Can you imagine how many wet beds there are in China? Sweet Dude! The melodramatic reenactment of an embarrassing bedwetting incident makes this pharmaceutical informative video a must watch.


























Video #3 Hot Country Dancin' with Special Guest Lee Greenwood
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This gem from 1984 was shot on location at the famous Stagecoach Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee. It is the best country dance instructional I have been able to get my hands on. I have included here the opening scene at the Stagecoach Lounge where Lee Greenwood takes his wife out for a night on the town, but she is swept away by a mustachioed cowboy who knew how to move his boots on the dance floor. Do you know how to two-step cowboy?