Showing posts with label beauty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beauty. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Thursday, September 22, 2011

IS THIS THE COOL WORLD?

The answer may surprise you...



From the "movie" Portfolio.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

THE BEAUTY OF GOD'S CREATION



...and on the eighth day God developed Botox.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Monday, August 03, 2009

SCARVES! GLORIOUS SCARVES!

There's more than one way to wear a scarf -- but there aren't more than twenty-five ways.

Friday, June 12, 2009

THE SECOND WORKOUT VIDEO OF THE APOCALYPSE

It was written in the First Book of Terrible that a face-melting beast would return from the bowels of darkness to foretell the end of days, whence mankind shall repent upon raised cheek bones and sexier fuller lips. Amen.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

NICE FACE

Fellas, take note: Every woman you've ever met in your life uses this product because they think you might like them more because of it. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

THE COMMODORE SAYS GOODBYE

I just thought I'd let all you lil EIT-ers out there in Terrible Land know that I am going to be taking a month long vacation from our crappy little blog. I'm having brain surgery. Here's a few more bad 80's commercials for the road.