Showing posts with label Satan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satan. Show all posts

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Thursday, April 26, 2018

SATAN TEES!



Limited edition T H E G R E A T S A T A N tour shirts are now available! GET EM HERE before they're all gone forever! Designed by the immeasurably talented Skinner!

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

BE GLAD THEY ALLOW YOU TO OBEY THEM!



An excerpt from the new EIT! movie, T H E G R E A T SA T A N, which is available now as a VHS or DVD here or download here!

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

LEARN THE FACTS ABOUT SATANISM!

SATAN DEMANDS MORE JERRYS!

3/13 - Atlanta - The Mammal Gallery 3/14 - Jacksonville - Sun-Ray Cinema 3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub 3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater 3/17 - Houston - The Secret Group 3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger 3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema 3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre 3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema 3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild Cinema 3/24 - Santa Fe - Meow Wolf 3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema 3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar 3/27 - San Diego - Casbah 3/28 - LA - The Regent Or mail them via USPS Media Mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

T H E G R E A T S A T A N



On DVD, VHS, and download 2/9 and on tour:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)
2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)
2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)
2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)
2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)
2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)
2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)
2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Colectivo (TIX)
2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)
2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)
2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)
2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)
2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)
2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)
3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)
3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)
3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)
3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)
3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)
3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)
3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)
3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)
3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery
3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)
3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)
3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)
3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)
3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)
3/18 - San Antonio - Central Library Auditorium (FREE)
3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)
3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)
3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)
3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)
3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)
3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)
3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)
3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

TODAY IS SATAN'S DAY!



From the EIT! family to yours, we wish you a cursed Halloween holiday!

Thursday, October 29, 2015

DJ CRYPTKICKER - BEGGAR'S NIGHT VOL. 2!



DJ Cryptkicker (aka Short Pockets) and Commodore Gilgamesh are so pumped to present the second edition of Beggar's Night! This hour long radio mixtape is packed with enough terrifying tunes, rotten remixes and dreadful ditties to leave you whimpering under the covers until next Halloween....... From moldy oldies to new-school drool, DJ Cryptkicker plays 'em all on WDIE FM!

Download Beggars Night Vol. 2 for FREE at: http://djcryptkicker.com/

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

WHAT IS WITCHCRAFT ACTUALLY?


An authoritative review of the history of witchery brought to you by Loose Meat and Encyclopedia Satanica.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

HAIL HALLOWEEN



Satan is deceiving the world into loving Halloween, and the grumpiest ol' curmudgeon I've ever had the pleasure to come across is gonna tell us all about it.

Also, Satan commands you to BUY TICKETS today for EiT! LIVE!@ PHILAmoca Philadelphia, PA


HACK-O-LANTERN

Sunday, October 18, 2015

MUSIC MONDAY: HOLY MICHAEL!



Tickets are on sale now for our 11/3 show in Baltimore with Wham City! Get em HERE! And go here for all the dates and tickets links!

Thursday, April 02, 2015

LOOSE MEAT EXPOSE SATANIC LUCERFERIAN ILLUMINATI HOLLYWOOD CHEMTRAILS, VOL. 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Loose Meat's exposition of exposés exposing the Satanic Hollywood Cabal continues with Vol. 2: The Hollywood Redlist. Which includes pretty much everyone ever, plus a few others. Seriously, you should watch, you might be on it.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Monday, March 30, 2015

SATAN'S OATH



Take the oath and celebrate our second week of The Dark Lord!

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

LOOSE MEAT EXPOSE SATANIC LUCERFERIAN ILLUMINATI HOLLYWOOD CHEMTRAILS

Loose Meat expose the Satanic underbelly of film, TV, video, Netflix, video games, cartoons, movies, Hollywood, the Illuminati, VFW halls, VHS collectors, chemtrails, Clorox bleach, KFC Double Downs, and Tinseltown. Made with Christ's love for Everything is Terrible.

Monday, March 23, 2015

GUNFIGHT AT THE 666 CORRAL!



Stick around Terriblos and Terriblettes, we've got 2 full weeks of Satan!

CLASSIC EIT! PRESENTS SATAN!!!!!



For the next 2 weeks here at EIT!, Satan will be in control! So sit back and enjoy the ride!

666

777

888

999


Wednesday, October 29, 2014

DJ CRYPTKICKER - BEGGARS NIGHT VOL. 1



Our man DJ Cryptkicker (aka Short Pockets) has kicked off what I believe to be a future annual tradition here at EIT! This hour long mixtape is fucking killer! It features enough terrifying tunes, rotten remixes, and dreadful ditties to leave you whimpering under the covers until next Halloween! Download it here! Or watch the ghoulish video by the Commodore Gilgamesh! Oh, and did you see that cover art?!?!1! WrongMan has struck again! Happy Halloween lil creeps! Hope is a Terrible one!

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

THE DEVIL IS A BOTTOM


If the devil is a bottom, what does that make God?

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Friday, May 02, 2014

MUSIC TO DIE FOR


Is today's music killing our kids? Featuring shock rocker Marilyn Manson, Tori Amos, Limp Bizkit, Method Man, and the late Dave Brockie of Gwar.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Monday, October 22, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

SAVED BY SATAN

Saved By The Bell exists because Sherman Hemsley (playing the part of The Devil) traded the kids from Bayside High their own show in exchange for their souls. FACT. Find out more awesome shit about Sherman from our best buds over at Dangerous Minds! AND: Washington, DC can party with the dawgz tonight at Subterranean A (1432 R St NW) for some hot dog action!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

2 MINUTE SPELLCASTER!

DJ's! VJ's! ANTIQUES! ADAM ANT! CLEVELAND!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

SHUT UP, WILL!

In October of 2002 three film students from Mineral Tech Community College set out to document ghostly sightings in the greater Ozarks area. None of them were ever seen again...except for Will, who was discovered with this VHS tape stuffed into his empty chest cavity.



Thanks to 23 Wolves for the spooooooooky tape!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

DEMON ALERT!

Just because Halloween is over doesn't mean we can relax, people. We must be ever vigilant or the demons will possess our livestock and steal our social security money.



UPDATE: now with sound!



From the ever-inspirational Wiser family series.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

SEE YA IN HELL!

I hope everybody remembered to restock their Jack Chick catalog. Halloween is the busy season.

Monday, October 25, 2010

WATCH OUT KIDS!



*From the VHS collection of James Lawrence of Albuquerque

Monday, April 26, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

SATAN IS MY TOUR MANAGER

When the Great Internet Drought of 2012 finally hits, who's gonna lead the sleaze metal revival? This gal. With the help of my attorney Lucifer, of course.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

POCKET MONSTERS ARE REALLY POCKET DEMONS...

It's only a matter of time before the children of Japan use their Satanic cuddly critter-fueled powers to destroy us all.


Thanks to 23 Wolves for the tape!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT THREATENS US ALL!

Is it wrong to want to see video of them brushing their hair?


To see the full length music video for the smash hit 666 by DeGarmo and Key, click here. 5 and a Quarter inch floppy's never looked so scary.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

SATAN'S TOP 40

Did you know that all popular music is actually written by Satan?

Thursday, June 26, 2008

HEY, SATAN! WANNA PLAY?

Okay, this clip is awesome for so many reasons. It really isn't 'terrible' at all. It's really just horrifying. Here's what I like about it.
1. The kids speak to the devil as if he is their new best friend, even though he sounds like Thom Yorke crying through a low pass filter-sweep.
2. At 1:51, the girl looks like she's about to light an apple to smoke out of.
3. Mark Twain doesn't give a fuck about those kids, and he just stands there and thinks while they enter hell.
4. No child could watch this and not cry. I almost did.

Friday, February 22, 2008

MY TEACHER ATE MY HOMEWORK! (1997)

These are my 5 favorite scenes from this gem of children's moral-pushing horror-dramedy: