GHOST BEACH FASHION SHOW 1981

HOW TO BE A CARNIE!

How 2 Not B Bored

LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: ON ELLEN

LOOSE MEAT Presents: If you thought watching THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW at home was insufferably boring, try being in the studio audience! TV's Ellen doesn't even provide free SUVs! Marvel as the audience does their best to entertain themselves, since no one else is!

HOW TO CREATE SUCCESSFUL PARENT-STUDENT CONFERENCES

How to create boring parent-student conferences....

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

FOOD NOIR!

MEMORY HOLE: TOAST PART II

SMOKIN' STICKS!

SMOKIN' STICKS! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

A sensational story serializing the seamy side of cigar smuggling! Now it can be told...

LEARN 2 SPREADSHEET WITH KOMPUTER TUTOR

Our touring live show will be in Pittsburgh on 5/25 at Filmmakers! Get your tickets now!

HAPPY GOOD POINTS DAY

A "Gerbert Presents" Production

THE MOST EXCITING GAME EVER!

VAPORIZE IT

And we're playing the unbelievable GETEVEN tomorrow at Cinefamily!  Get tickets here!

THE 2-B MOMS

I'm pretty sure the main rap artist in this video is pregnant with a pillow, but the choreography is top notch.

AWESOME KNOWLEDGE

*BONUS BOREDOM*
What's that? You're still not even that bored and you need your day to go even slower?
Question all meaning and the value of time as you stare into a sea of infinite vagueness. I'm really not sure at all, but I think Maharaji is either trying to 1)start a cult or 2)help people set up their internet for the first time.

INFINITE GOLF

If you really care about your golf swing, you'll never stop watching this video.

THE BELLY BUTTON OF THE INFINITE SNOWMAN!

Man fractals, I used to think you were kool...

MICKEY ROONEY MANIPULATES

THE BIG ENDING!

"BORING" BY COUNTRY DEATH AND SHORT POCKETS

As you may have guessed, we love Country Death and Short Pockets. We've made a lot of videos for them over the years, but frankly, we're sick of settling for lo-fi versions of their awesome, ear-melting music. So, in an effort to right this wrong, they've created a Kickstarter to help them professionally record their next batch of tunes. Trust us, if you give these cats a little love, they'll make it worth your while. Here's a new video for one of their latest songs:

DRUM CIRCLE MANAGEMENT

This video is where this pizza video came from.

DUSTIN DIAMOND DOESN'T TEACH CHESS

I'm so very sorry.



IT ALL ENDS TONIGHT, DOGGIEZ! SEE THE VERY LAST SCREENING OF DOGGIE WOGGIEZ! POOCHIE WOOCHIEZ! TONIGHT AT THE BISHOP BAR IN BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA!

DUSTIN DIAMOND TEACHES CHESS, PART 1

This is the first installment from "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess", a FOUR-HOUR LONG instructional video that is chock full of terrible:



It's only going to get worse. You can thank Sharon Mooney for unleashing this unto the world.

STARE HARDER AT YOUR TV

BALLOONACY!

Not as interesting as you might think.

LEARN TO FLY WITH THIS GUY!

I hope this helps you all as much as it did me.

HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER FOUR-PART BORING WEEK GRAND FINALE

RICK "CRUSHER" SCHERR AND THE SLUGGERS FROM HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER DISCUSS HITTING FOR POWER


BUDDY SLATER BREAKS DOWN FINER POINTS OF THE SLOW-PITCH KNUCKLEBALL


COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND RUSSELL "ROOSTER" BRADLEY SHIFT THEIR ATTENTION TO THE DEFENSIVE SIDE OF THE BALL


CLOSING REMARKS FROM COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND MR. RICHARD HOWARD HIMSELF

A BORING BATTLE ROYALE!!!

TAKE THE NAP OF DEATH IN THE TREE LOUNGE

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER

What could be worse than this? Honestly, I dare you all to find something worse. Running time on the entire tape: 47 MINUTES. And it's all like this! All of it! She just doesn't stop! For 47 minutes!

THERE ARE SO MANY GODDAMN WAYS TO WIN BINGO

We here at EIT often encounter some of the most eye-gougingly tedious videos ever committed to tape, and every now and then, we have to pass that pain onto you.

Kicking off Boring Week is the return of EIT's resident Las Vegas Guru explaining every possible way to win bingo. Enjoy.



BORING BONUS: Rainbow Spirit!

I HUNT PEOPLE FOR A LIVING

I mean really folks...

Tar Baby?