FOCUS ON HUGHES!

Everyone's favorite missile manufacturer Hughes, shows us all the cool fun stuff they've made with their missile technology, and be sure to wait for the end for the special KID'S ZONE!

2-MINUTE DESERT THUNDER!

Happy America Is Better than All of the Not-Americas Week from Danny Baldwin!

SOLDIERS OF KOLBY!

Our west coast tour is only one week away! Tickets are on sale now for our 6/5 show in Santa Fe! GET EM HERE!

ARMY TRAINING FOR KIDZ!!!

KIDS! Be sure to collect all 6 SANDBOX PLAYTIME VIDEOS: Available at Wal-Mart for only $1.00!

MIND OF A SEAL

"The mind controls the body, the body does not control the mind."
J.C. Carracci

STEPHEN BALDWIN IS... SUB DOWN!

If you're like me, you'd think watching Steve run out of oxygen would be time well spent...

And you'd be wrong.

THIS ONE'S FOR THE BUTT-HORNS

A hard-boiled Gary Busey fights terrorists in possession of a super-tank?

Where do I sign up for this action-packed, thrill-ride?

THE PLIGHT OF DOLPH

Like most of you, I have followed the work of Dolph Lundgren for well over two decades. Some claim that he peaked in the titular role of Mark Goldblatt's urban-street-crime-drama-thriller "The Punisher"; others say his career has been on a downhill slope since his turn as the Street Preacher in "Johnny Mnemonic".

But true fans know that Dolph never looked better than he did in the flight suit of Major Jack Holloway in 1999's "Storm Catcher".

I now present to you a scene that was snubbed by the Academy (who gave the Oscar to that so-called "actor" Kevin Spacey), which I have titled:

What Dolph Knows...



And as an added bonus, I present to you:

What Dolph Is Supposed To Have Done...




Visit the official site of the action hero actor Dolph Lundgren.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT KIDS.

Send 'em to war. Hell, I was smart enough to live through Desert Storm trading cards.

3 MORE FROM THE ROTTEN BOWELS OF 1980's ADVERTISING

Fresh breath! Just like plants have!


I'm glad the Marines are trying to keep young people from dying. It is very nice of them.


The Mighty Mouth

I'VE READ A LOT OF SCRIPTS OVER THE YEARS...

SHOOTIN' THEM BIG ROUNDS...

We're dumb.

GOOD GUYS ARE JUST HARDER TO KILL