STOP ICE COLD

TEEN DRUG PARTIES ARE WEIRD

HOW TO BE A CARNIE!

THEY LIVE! CHRISTIAN REBOOT!

BEING A TEEN JIMMY IS HARD

I'M DANNY

SEX, DRUGS AND E-MAIL!

PUPPETS ON WEED!

STUPID PUPPETS LOVE TO DROWN

CREEPY CLOWN CREATES CHILD PILL ADDICTS

WEED KILLS!

MEMORY HOLE: 420

HAPPY 420 FROM EIT!

YOU DON'T NEED DRUGS!

Happy 420 Week, ya hippies!

YA BOOZE YA LOSE!

CHILDREN OF SATAN DON'T CARE

But what about the grass??

HOW 2 STAY SAFE

IS MARIJUANA HARMFUL?!

The Straight Dope from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Happy 4/20 from Everything is Terrible!

KIDZ SAY YES!

THE MISINFONAUT'S GUIDE TO MODERN MEDICINE

LOOSE MEAT present THE MISINFONAUT'S GUIDE TO MODERN MEDICINE. Have you ever had an uneasy feeling about things you're not so sure of? Do you believe the words "research" and "googling" are casually interchangeable? Then sit back and prepare to hear exactly and only what you want to hear, because we did all the research for you in this misinfotainment docuspiracy!

LENNY THE LION: MIAMI SPICE

TOO MUCH MEDICINE 4 GRANDMA!?!?

WILFORD BRIMLEY'S OLE' MOUNTAIN METH RECIPE!

WILFORD BRIMLEY'S OLE' MOUNTAIN METH RECIPE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

For thousands of videos about drugs and other things visit everythingisterrible.com!

MEMORY HOLE: THE BALLAD OF TONY JONES

DUMMIES DON'T TAKE DRUGS!

GET RICH QUICK WITH DRUG WAR SPOILS!

Join us for more get-rich-quick quackery next week as Future Schlock and Defenestrator III present HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY! Hosted by our genius co-producer Ian Abramson and featuring Chicago's finest financial gurus/broke comedians! Take charge of your financial future and join us next Thursday, June 12 at The Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont)! 9pm! FREE!

MUSIC TO DIE FOR

Is today's music killing our kids? Featuring shock rocker Marilyn Manson, Tori Amos, Limp Bizkit, Method Man, and the late Dave Brockie of Gwar.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

AFTER SCHOOL RE-EDIT

"Listen, don't sweat it DAD"

2 MIN EXTERMINATOR 2

JESUS GOES TO COLLEGE

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

MORE RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Rap! Spit in your mom's face! Whatever it takes to get that reefer, Curt-Hiss!  Trap or die!

RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Not sure how to spend the weekend?  Take Lenny's advice!  Run away from home. Meet a pusher-snake who works for Death. Let that snake introduce you to some cool rapping cats. Watch one die from a crack attack. Spread the word. The end.

YOU KNOW WHO LOVES TO RAVE?

Your Mom!

CHICAGO! DEATH DRUG! NEXT WEEKEND!

Hey Chicago! Everything is Festival may be in LA, but we've only got ONE WEEK until DEATH DRUG takes over LATE NIGHT AT THE LOGAN:


August 17 & 18! 11pm! Tickets $7! Drug-themed shorts from the EIT vaults! Drink specials! Supermarket freakouts! Funky music by The Gap Band! Alligators used as combs! Sherm! What more could you ask for, sucka?

CHICAGO! DEATH DRUG! AUGUST 17 & 18!

Hey Chicago! What are you doing on August 17 & 18 at 11 pm? Here's what you should be doing: Joining us at the Logan Theatre for a screening of the totally insane Drugsploitation flick DEATH DRUG!


DEATH DRUG has never been released on DVD, so we'll be presenting it in the beluga caviar of formats: VHS!

Ticket information is coming soon, so stay off that sherm, kids!

MENTAL HEALTH IN BIG PHARM COUNTRY

THE EXECUTIONER, PART II

Thanks to Bleeding Skull for the tape!

STAR LEGEND & TV FLASHBACKS

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

SYRACUSE, NY! Come to the Spark Contemporary Art Space tonight or regret it forever!

THE MATRIX: RESTYLED

I'm not sure what they're selling, but I do know that this video has F12 Giga-Hold and is Y2K Compliant. Staring Stephiana, Tina, Cherech, Will and Dino.

Be sure to get your tails down to Belcourt Theatre in Nashville to see DoggieWoggiezPoochieWoochiez! tonight at 10pm!

BEN AFFLECK FAILS THE DRUG ABUSE TEST

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

NEW ORLEANS! Tonight we'll be at the Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center! Buy your tickets NOW or regret it later!

DRUG AVENGERS

This is why you don't send randomly selected teenagers back in time to fight a planetary drug problem.



Thanks to Zena Grey for introducing us to the Drug Avengers.

3 MINUTE CALIFORNIA CASANOVA

Our third DVD, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, pre-sales are for sale now! Be the first on your block to own this instant klassic! Joe Leydon (NBC-TV) calls it "A Smart, Sexy Comedy!" And while your buying stuff, buy some tickets for our upcoming shows in your town! Tickets are available today for Chicago, Denver, Vancouver, San Francisco, LA, Tucson, Tampa, Brooklyn, Boston, Cleveland, and Memphis! More 2 come! Oh boy, the tail is waggin!

R.I.P. 2011: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

This may have been the year that pushed your fair Commodore off the deep end. After 13+ months of working on DoggieWoggiez! Poochiewoochiez!, 3 GOOPs, and battling the adult konspiracy; I'm a lil' afraid I've done irreparable harm.







And if I could take back just one...



Ugh. On the bright side, I've got a new youtube page! All to myself!

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

PARTYIN WITH RUX!

UNDERSTANDING YOUR HORRIBLE LIFE

...via the message of a pharmaceutical company.

C.O.P.S.

By the way, do you know where/how I can find Crystal Twist in time for Burning Man?



Depending on where you lived and what stations you watched, you may remember this cartoon from Saturday mornings. I think somebody posted almost every episode of this show on YouTube.

MEET JOE AVERAGE - COP!

DOC'S TEEN TALK

Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can see more at his blog or Utoob page.

BECOME A HEALTH ADDICT

Cheat death with magnets and pills! (Results may vary.)

YOUR KID'S ON DRUGS

These kids today with the heavy metal and the psychedelic heroin...

BUCKS N' BLUNTS

This video is dedicated to the memory of Bob Hice - hunter, orator and mystic.

DON'T DO THESE DON'TS!

or do, whatever...

KILLIN' IT WITH PAUL CRIK

Our good friend, Paul Crik, has really been helping us with our recovery and we want to share the art of killin' it with others in need of help.









Check out PaulCrik.com and the rest of his videos on Youtube.
This is it. Fuck it. It is what it is.

THIS VIDEO WAS ONCE $500

Thankfully the seller was patient enough to met me in the middle at a cool fourteen bucks.



And it looks like we've hit the bigtime!

WEED DOCTOR!

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION

Saturday morning Kommercials Kontinue!

3 MINUTE DEATH DRUG

Stay off the wack, suckers.



And here's a bonus music video from Phillip Michael Thomas' burgeoning mid-80's music career:



Finally, a big thanks to all the people that came out to see us in St. Louis and Columbia! We had truly fantastic crowds both nights. We had a blast bringing the Terrible to Missouri and we left that wonderful state with a new pile of VHS and some new friends. What more could we ask for?

AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GREAT SOLAR POWERED BOAT...

In his adulthood, Eddie was going to fix the economic downturn, solve the energy crisis, and end world hunger. But then Eddie tried crack.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A STAGE MOM

WWJDIHWOICD?

That Zeke Zimbinski is a total dreamboat.

DRUG ART!

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE 'CAINE

I need everyone to stop doing cocaine for a minute to learn about how everyone is doing cocaine.

BRAD! TELL ME I'M PRETTY.

Ugh, this is why I don't let women sit in the front of the car.


Art Garfunkel stars in this movie, unfortunately this was the best scene.

WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE

When a Mentor D.A.R.E. officer makes a rock opera, this is what happens...



And yes, that's Cleveland's own Li'l John popping pills.

CAVEMEN ARE NATURE'S HIPPIES

USING MAGIC TO FIGHT DRUG ABUSE

Unlike those secular magicians, Duane Laflin is not afraid to tackle the big issues of life with tricks and illusions.



For more about Duane Laflin, please go to Laflin Magic to learn how to spice up your upcoming interventions.

EDUCATION + HARD WORK - DRUGS = SUCCESS & THE AMERICAN DREAM

Drew Brown encourages everyone to get high without using drugs.



And from the Christian sketch comedy show (!) Fire By Nite, this is just painful...

THE BEST OF BAD NEWS

Cocaine Jesus


Prayer at the Pump


Molested by Bigfoot


Mad Skillz


Elmo Will Kill You

DRUGS

3 MORE FROM THE GODDAMN MORMONS

Life without mormonism

A nonsensical mormon sales pitch

Life with mormonism

DROPPING FAKE ACID ON FAKE MTV

THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES

These three movies prove that you only need to watch the first five minutes to know how good a film is.


Wouldn't the world be better off if everyone had shaved heads, just imagine a baldie utopia.


This little gem is brought to you by the same genius behind Miami Vice.

The opening may seem innocent enough, but trust me everything goes down hill for the graduates of Malibu High.

10 OUTTA 10 WHITE CARIBBEAN RHYTHMS AGREE "420!"

Being a member of the Kottonmouth Kings and posse looks like fun, but I'd bet being in the KKK in their heyday was a real hootenanny too. If anyone can watch all 4 minutes and 20 seconds of this, I'll buy you a Take 5.

STAY OFF THAT DUST

It's been a while, but the siren song of crap has called Future Schlock back to the fold. Please accept this video (from the highly recommended Death Drug) as a token of our apologies.

IF THESE DOGS COULD TALK

July is Talking Dogs Month at EIT, and I can't help but celebrate a little bit early. Enjoy...
Obviously, thanks to the geniuses at Future Schlock for the anti-drug bit.

RIGHT ON!

Retro Bill is down with the kids. He knows our style, our attitude, our way of life. Cool!

3 MORE FROM THE ROTTEN BOWELS OF 1980's ADVERTISING

Fresh breath! Just like plants have!


I'm glad the Marines are trying to keep young people from dying. It is very nice of them.


The Mighty Mouth

DOWN WITH PEOPLE

This is a music video that I made for Take No Damage. I'm not sure if it is entirely appropriate for EIT, but hell, it is made from bad video. If you'd like to buy their album, go to All Hail Records.

PUFF PUFF GIVE GIVE, OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS...

These li'l nuggs almost make me want to put down the pipe and become a snitch.

Thanks to Marah for this one...


And this wiener is being 'scapegoated' by the Federal Government for his chain of marijuana dispensaries in Southern California. I guess he cannot 'handle his business, damn.'

APRIL IS FURRY MONTH AT EIT!

If you had to choose, which one would you fuck: Gerbert or Howard The Duck?

THE FALL OF MAN

Seriously, Burning Man 08. Who's with me?

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.