BABYSITTERS SUCK!

MEMORY HOLE: GAH

CUP - YR FREAKING OUT

CUP's new album is out on Aagoo Records on November 10th!

MEMORY HOLE: NETTLES

Music by Danny T Mallory

TRY BEIN' A DAD!

Being a dad is hard. Blame your wife!

MUSIC BABIES

MEMORY HOLE: JOIN US

MEMORY HOLE - BLESSED CHILD

IT'S A BABY GHOST!

FORCE BABIES 2 PRAY!

WHERE BABY COMES FROM

BABY WEEK continues!

BABY HEAVEN IS AWESOME!

It's BABY WEEK!!!!!

4 MOM!

MEMORY HOLE: CREATION

Music by SICH MANG

MEMORY HOLE: ART FACTORY

THE POTTY SONG!

MEMORY HOLE: SATAN'S DINNER PRAYER

Music by Nate Young (of Wolf Eyes): https://soundcloud.com/nate-young
and Danny T: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

MEMORY HOLE: ROCKABYE

2 MINUTES OF NONSENSE

Sometimes our videos are cultural commentary viewed through a distorted VHS prism and sometimes our videos are a bunch of random people saying silly things. This is the latter.

HOGAN TIPS AND TRICKS

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

DONALD DUCK PRAISES CHRIST

Finally a non-secular Baby Faces video.


Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

San Fran Poochie Palz! 2 shows at the Roxie tonight! 9:30 PM and Midnight (just added)! We're gonna eat yer fucking face tonight! RUFF!

BABY'S FIRST COSMIC TRANCE

Sensory overload is the best babysitter.

YOYO Ireland! We will be presenting a 2 HOTTE 4 DA WEB! show at the Darklight Festival in Dublin this Friday, October 21 at 10pm. You gotta go! BUY LOTS O TICKETS! NOW!

CLONING TO KILL!

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!

MOMMYBABIES GOTTA STAY FIT 2!

SFW!


Oh yeah! I posted this video in May of 2008 too! So, if you'd like to watch a more boring version of the same footage, watch this!


And if that still isn't boring enuff fer ya, then you can buy the tape and watch all 30 minutes of boring! Isn't the internet neat?!

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 1

This year's Found Footage Battle Royale at EIF! was totally bonkers, and so for the rest of the week we are going to post some our favs from our contestants. Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce Blue Panda!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK: GETTIN' SOME!

When summer comes around and the weather gets hot, I know all you young'uns out there start having naughty thoughts about smashing your no-no zones together. This video will help you figure it all out:



And I think we all know what comes next...







Moral of the story: Traditional gender roles rule!

GIFTS FOR BABY JESUS!

At least somebody's December birthday isn't overshadowed by Christmas...

GET TO WORK, BABIES!

Not only do children offer a second chance on your unfulfilled dreams, they also make great indentured servants.

3-MINUTE UNBORN 2!

This is why I'm never having kids.

BABY PROOF YOUR HOME WITH DOCTOR DOWNER

Martin Short makes a great straight man.


Stop watching this video and seek medical help immediately.

BABY TORTURE

I know it's subtle, and of course it's easy to giggle at the woman who is having way more fun those indifferent babies, but just look at those downer dads!


And since this was the last vid I posted before we got shut down, I am asking you to take another look...

SINGING BABIES!

KATHIE LEE IS A CREEP

The head of the reptilian talk show agenda shows you how it's done.

HAPPY FUTURE AMERICA!

BABY FACES

Now that Moms are on the net, the internet has surpassed TV as the world's best babysitter.

TREAT YOUR CHILDREN WELL

In these rough times, I thought it would be helpful to suggest some often overlooked money making schemes. Like turning your child into gold.


Remember the only commodity more valuable than one baby is two.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA KILL A BABY.

A scene from Avenging Angel (1985).

DADDY ON BABY ACTION

Hey dude, in the 90's dads can totally use their babies as dumbbells. That's right ladies, those adorably squirmy lil' free weights aren't just for mommies any more.

LOOK WHO WON'T SHUT UP.

A FLYING CG BABY