GET FAMOUS QUICK! WORK AT A MOVIE THEATER!

ULTIMATE PASSIVE AGGRESSION

I hope you're happy now.

BAD SANTA CLAUSES

Loose Meat presents: Santas Gone Wild! Watch what happens when the bad boys of toys stop being nice and start being naughty!

NOOSH THE FLYING ROBOT

Will Noosh defend us from all these poorly crafted creatures?
(Music courtesy of Starspinner)

DOLPH VS DOLPHIN!

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/3 show in Denver! GET EM HERE!

V^V^ METAL RAZOR YO-YO ^V^V

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

JESUS SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

 In anticipation of this year's Everything Is Festival, particularly “The Rise and Fall of God” or “Religion’s Greatest Shits!” or “God Is Alive And Well And Living in Branson”, I offer you a clip from the movie, Lay It Down.

AMERICAN COMMANDO NINJA - JULY 21!

Some movies are simply too radical. Some movies deserve more than a 2.5 minute treatment. Saturday, July 21st, EiT! & Cinefamily bring back VIDEO NIGHTS! Jammed with 'American Commando Ninja,' unseen VHS rarities, booze,and now we welcome you to bring your VHS nuggets and we'll jam after the movie!  We are bringing your mom's basement to The Cinefamily, just like you always wanted!  Get your tix now and join the revolution!

And very soon I will be dropping some news about Everything Is Festival.  It's gonna be big...

2 MINUTE DRAGONFIGHT

RICHMOND, VA! Come to Strange Matter tonight!

10 HOUR LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!

These two are probably the most evenly matched laser eye staring contestants in the business. Place your bets!

3-MINUTE EXTREME HEIST!

STREET FIGHT TONIGHT!

Buy this video and by the time the tape runs out you will know how to kill a dude. Seriously.

THE KILLING OF SATAN!

DREAMING OF FOXY BOXING!

YOU KIDS AND YOUR BLOODSPORT...

"Sean Lee is a timid feeble boy who is constantly made fun of by his schoolmates. His mother refuses to let him practice Taekwondo because his father was killed in the ring. After being threatened by gangsters, his mother finally consents to his studying martial arts. Sean enters a full-contact contest and finds he must face the renowned kickboxer Pichai known as The Madman, who killed Sean's father in the ring years ago. In a climactic showdown, Sean must prove his technique is better than Pichai's and avenge his father's death."

Best. Movie. Ever.

FACK YOO, CAWP!

Thanks, Cinefile.

THE OLD FLAMING SHOE TRICK

LADY ROCKY

LESLIE NIELSEN'S HEART OF DARKNESS

A little backstory: his character has been a huge racist asshole to everyone throughout the entire movie and he had his shirt on up to this point. Also the hole in the ozone layer is making everything go violently insane.
Enjoy.

CHINA TEACHES A LESSON

I was planning on doing a re-edit of this entire movie, but either my tape or VCR fucked up... so hopefully there'll be more to come from China O'Brien, played, of course, by The Ultimate Weapon, Cynthia Rothrock.

JASON V. VARSITY BOXING CHAMPION

From Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

BRAWLIN' BROADS! (2000)

For a closer look into what hell looks like go to Brawlinbroads.com

Thank you/fuck you Odd Obsession.