Showing posts with label penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label penis. Show all posts

Monday, October 08, 2012

SENSE MEDITATION & DEATH SCREAM

He's not just happy to see you.

And you've probably seen this because some yahoo reuploaded it and it went big, but here's the original by CDT:

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

WORKOUT WITH JIM STAFFORDT!

A special, not found footage, treat from Youtube sensation/CG's personal trainer/super creep, Sgt. Jim Staffordt!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

JESUS IS A CHILD MOLESTER!

So, this is a pretty dum video. Okay, this is a really dum video, and I blame that jump from pretty dum to really dum on my nemesis/good friend Ghoul Skool. Here we were, sitting in the poochin' office, Ghoulie was cutting up his 5th buddy movie, he pops his big dum furry head over the divider between our cubicles, and says 'yeah, that's pretty dum, but it would be dummer if you add fart sounds and honky horns.' That's the story. Pretty boring.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, GOOD FOR YOUR PENIS

Today's hunk of junk is actually a bit serious, and is something Commodore Gilgamesh deals with every day of his life. From our EIT travels around the country, I am now positive that our audience consists of attractive, white males in their late 50's, with massive penis problems. It's honestly all they talk about! I also know that the teeny-tiny percent of women readers are here only to find new and erotic ways to entice their man after a hard days work. Well today's your lucky day!

Oh yeah, this is probably NSFYB (Not Safe For Yer Boner!)



And just in case any of you are having megabyte hard drive problems with your cyber-netting stuff, check out the video HERE.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Sunday, March 09, 2008