Showing posts with label 80's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 80's. Show all posts
Monday, September 09, 2019
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
SURPRISE BALLOON ROOM
It's the official day of giving, so Dante Fontana is streaming ALL 10 HOURS of his world famous "Mystery Mix" absolutely FREE!! Watch all 5 volumes on your TV set, Roku, or device via the Vimeo app (search "mysterymix") or stream or download them onto your internet browser at www.vimeo.com/mysterymix This is a limited time offer so take advantage today!!
Labels:
80's
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balloons
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children's show
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dancing
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Dante Fontana
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Dante's Mystery Mix
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Monday, October 03, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Tuesday, August 09, 2016
LET'S GO FOR IT
Listen to Dante's new mixtape at www.soundcloud.com/dantefontana!
Labels:
80's
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Dante Fontana
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French
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mixtape
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music
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
STREAM DANTE'S MYSTERY MIX COLLECTION!
All 4 volumes of "Dante's Mystery Mix" are now streaming on the internet for free via the Vimeo app, you can watch them on your Roku, Apple TV, and other devices by searching for "mysterymix"
Labels:
80's
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Dante Fontana
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Dante's Mystery Mix
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Dante's TV Trip
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dating
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love
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spirits
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
CLASSIC E.I.T.: 2 MINUTE BEACH FEVER
New evidence in the O.J. Simpson murder case:
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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babes
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Classic EIT
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Dante Fontana
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O.J. Simpson
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Thursday, April 28, 2016
THE GREATEST ACTION MOVIE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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cops
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explosions
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guns
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WrongMan
Thursday, April 07, 2016
Macs 4 Kidz!
Labels:
80's
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animation
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cheesy graphics
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computers
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do a better job
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how to
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kids
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mustache
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Yonder Vittles
Tuesday, April 05, 2016
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Tuesday, February 02, 2016
Tuesday, December 08, 2015
THE READING MACHINE
"Dante's Mystery Mix vol.4" DVD available now from dantefontana.com and the Everything Is Terrible! store
Labels:
80's
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computers
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Dante Fontana
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jazz
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obsolete technology
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TV
Tuesday, November 03, 2015
See you 2nite at the Metro Gallery, Baltimore!
Labels:
80's
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80S
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Canada
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canadian
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dancing
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Dante Fontana
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Dante's TV Trip
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party
Saturday, October 31, 2015
Happy Halloweeeeeen Ghouls & Gals! Love, Track Attack!
Labels:
80's
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explosions
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monsters
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slime
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smoking
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Track Attack
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
DISNEYLAND GRAD NITE '86
Music by Sich Mang and Chris Zabriskie
Labels:
80's
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dancing
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Dante Fontana
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Disney
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graduation
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party
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
Tuesday, March 03, 2015
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
MORE OV BEAST THAN MAN
Video courtesy of BrEAD HaSt.
Labels:
80's
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BrEAD HaSt
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Brett Hart
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country music
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Dolly Parton
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music
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Sylvester Stallone
Monday, November 03, 2014
Monday, October 27, 2014
Monday, October 13, 2014
Tuesday, October 07, 2014
EVERYTHING IS FINNISHED!
FINNISHED! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.
Tyhmä Mainokset!
Labels:
23 Wolves
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80's
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90's
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advertising
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beer
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big hair
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commercial
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europe
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finland
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foreign
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kids
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singing kids
Monday, September 22, 2014
HERE I AM!
HERE I AM! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.
Here I am, more than ever. Back again, friends forever.
Labels:
23 Wolves
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80's
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80S
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big hair
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europe
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germany
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karaoke
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lasers
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music
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music video
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rock n' roll
,
video music
Monday, August 11, 2014
Monday, June 02, 2014
Monday, May 26, 2014
FUTURE COOKING?!?!
EIT! Live comes home to Columbus, Ohio tonight at the Grandview Theater! 9pm! Buy tickets here!!!
Labels:
80's
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Classic EIT
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Cooking
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microwave
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Yonder Vittles
Monday, May 19, 2014
DANTE'S TV TRIP VIII
The EIT! Live experience rolls through Montreal tonight. Join us at Club Brouhaha at 7:30!
Labels:
80's
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90's
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Dante Fontana
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Dante's TV Trip
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TV
Monday, April 21, 2014
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Wednesday, April 02, 2014
IT'S COOL TO CONVERT!
Starring Randall Flagg and accused child molester Fr. Ken Roberts!
Thanks to Rem Lezar for the tape!
Thanks to Rem Lezar for the tape!
Labels:
80's
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child abuse
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Christian
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Defenestrator III
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music
,
religion
Monday, March 24, 2014
MAKING OF A MALE MODEL
Labels:
4 minute movie
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80's
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Dante Fontana
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drama
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glamour
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homophobia
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hunks
,
models
Monday, March 10, 2014
HEAVEN'S HEROES
Part 3 in a series by Dante Fontana. This follows THE LORD, PUPPETS & ME and FACE IN THE MIRROR!
Labels:
80's
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action
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bible
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Children in jeopardy
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Christian
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cops
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Dante Fontana
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religion
Monday, March 03, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
2 MIN EXTERMINATOR 2
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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action
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drugs
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explosions
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violence
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Yonder Vittles
Monday, February 10, 2014
3 MINUTE CAN'T HURRY LOVE
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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Dante Fontana
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dating
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hollywood
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Los Angeles
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video production
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
3-MINUTE RAW FORCE!
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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b-movie
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cannibal monks
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Future Schlock
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martial arts
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ninjas
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zombies
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
COLOR AND YOU!
Yes, you.
Labels:
80's
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beauty
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colors
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Future Schlock
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glamour
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self-improvement
Wednesday, January 01, 2014
RIP 2013: FUTURE SCHLOCK
Happy 2014, everybody!!! Jake Jabs forever!!!!
Labels:
80's
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90's
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action
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babes
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commercial
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explosions
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furries
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Future Schlock
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how to
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jake jabs
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Once in a Lifetime
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porn
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puppets
,
tigers
Monday, December 23, 2013
DANNY DEVITO'S XMAS WORKOUT
Labels:
80's
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Christmas
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Dante Fontana
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weight lifting
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workout
Monday, December 09, 2013
DANTE'S "COMPUTER XMAS CAPER!"
We're in Gainesville TONIGHT @ The Wooly, 8pm sharp. BE THERE!!!
Labels:
80's
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Christmas
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computers
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Dante Fontana
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holidays
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internet
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kids
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obsolete technology
,
school
Monday, November 25, 2013
DOUBLE MULLET LOVE
Make a winter love connection with "Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.2" now available on DVD from www.dantefontana.com.
New Holiday live shows just added!
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW)
New Holiday live shows just added!
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW)
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
CAPTAIN POWER STRIKES BACK!
Courtesy of the Sadist Collection!
Tickets just went on sale for our 12/11 Orlando show at Will's Pub! BUY EM WHILE YOU CAN!
Labels:
80's
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9/11
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future
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science fiction
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terrorist
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The Sadist
Friday, November 15, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
SENSITIVE YOU'RE NOT
Labels:
4 minute movie
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80's
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Dante Fontana
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horror
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massage
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real estate
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rock n' roll
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supernatural
Monday, October 07, 2013
3 MINUTE BEACH BALLS
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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babes
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Dante Fontana
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homophobia
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party
,
rock n' roll
Monday, September 09, 2013
TIME 2 CARE
We're in Eugene Oregon tonight, come on down to the The Opal Center at 8PM and lets have to best time of our lives!!!
Labels:
80's
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90's
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Dante Fontana
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Dante's TV Trip
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psa
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TV
Monday, September 02, 2013
Monday, July 29, 2013
3 MINUTE COMPUTER BEACH PARTY
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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astrology
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babes
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bad acting
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computers
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Dante Fontana
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money
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nerds
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obsolete technology
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party
,
rock n' roll
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romance
,
summertime
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
KIDS IN MOTION
Join us as we pass the time making the shapes of numbers with our bodies.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Labels:
80's
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animal action
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celebrities
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children
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Deeper Understanding
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exercise
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Scott Baio
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workout
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Monday, June 10, 2013
3 MINUTE THINKIN' BIG
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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Dante Fontana
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flirting
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penis
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racism
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sex talk
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summertime
Monday, June 03, 2013
3 MINUTE GLITCH!
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3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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babes
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crime
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Dante Fontana
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gay
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hollywood
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martial arts
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ninja
,
racism
,
sex
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Thursday, April 25, 2013
WHALE BELLY FREAKOUT!
ONE DAY ONLY PUPPET WEEK BLOWOUT SALE! TWO MISGUIDED EXISTENTIALIST PUPPET VIDEOS FOR THE PRICE OF NONE! YOU GOTTA FEAR SUMTHIN'!
Labels:
80's
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death
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existentialism
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god
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puppets
,
Yonder Vittles
JAH LIONS OF BABYLON!
Labels:
80's
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god
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Jah Rastafari
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Lions
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mustache
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puppets
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Yonder Vittles
Thursday, April 18, 2013
KOMPUTER KINDERGARTEN
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Labels:
80's
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computers
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Deeper Understanding
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dummies
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instructional video
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
2-MINUTE NASTY HERO!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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action
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Florida
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Future Schlock
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sexy
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sweaty men exercising together
Monday, March 18, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
HAIR PLUGS: THE ONLY REAL OPTION
Cleveland Hair Clinic (CHC) apparently sued Puig Medical Group, with whom it had a long-standing contract to perform hair transplants.
"CHC's latest, most cutting-edge hair transplant procedure is the 'Brandy Flap,' in which a patient's hair-bearing skin is stretched over portions of his bald area." See Cleveland Hair Clinic, Inc. v. Puig, 968 F.Supp. 1227, 1233 (N.D.Ill.1996).
Gross.
"CHC's latest, most cutting-edge hair transplant procedure is the 'Brandy Flap,' in which a patient's hair-bearing skin is stretched over portions of his bald area." See Cleveland Hair Clinic, Inc. v. Puig, 968 F.Supp. 1227, 1233 (N.D.Ill.1996).
Gross.
Labels:
80's
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advertising
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bad acting
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bad hair
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big hair
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commercial
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embarrassment
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hair
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medical
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men
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self-improvement
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surgery
Monday, March 04, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
THE WORLD'S SECOND MOST ACTION PACKED ACTION MOVIE!
"Mankillers, also known as 12 Wild Women, was filmed in 1986 in and around Riverside, California, United States and was written and directed by David A. Prior. The film was shot back to back with Deadly Prey as part of the newly formed Action International Pictures."
What's that? You want to see this action masterpiece on the big screen? Then you're in luck, because it's playing TONIGHT as part of our Wednesday Rewind series in Chicago!
What's that? You want to see this action masterpiece on the big screen? Then you're in luck, because it's playing TONIGHT as part of our Wednesday Rewind series in Chicago!
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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babes
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explosions
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Future Schlock
Monday, February 25, 2013
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
3 MINUTE LET'S DO IT!
Probably NSFW, Happy Valentines Day! Love, Dante
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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boobs
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Dante Fontana
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dreams
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NSFW
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prostitution
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rape
,
sex
Monday, February 04, 2013
Friday, January 25, 2013
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
TWO MINUTE WAR BUS COMMANDO!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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action
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Afghanastan
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America
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explosions
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guns
,
Yonder Vittles
Monday, January 07, 2013
3 MINUTE THINK BIG
P.S. I can't stop watching this remixed found party footage which gets crazier as it goes along, head over to Miami1996.com and brace yourself. (WARNING: Seriously, it's really fucked up. You've been warned!)
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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Barbarian Brothers
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Dante Fontana
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pregnancy
Monday, December 10, 2012
ARNOLD'S VERY SPECIAL XMAS PARTY
E.I.T. rolls through Worcester AND Portland simultaneously tonight, how is that possible? Check out our holiday tour dates!
Labels:
80's
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Christmas
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Dante Fontana
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old people
,
singing kids
Friday, December 07, 2012
BODY SWAPOCALYPSE
An updated version of the short that played at Everything Is Festival III: The
Domination.
Our Holiday Tour starts tonight in Detroit and San Francisco! See ya there!
Our Holiday Tour starts tonight in Detroit and San Francisco! See ya there!
Labels:
00's
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80's
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Apocalypse
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body swap
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Christian
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Kirk Cameron
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Rem Lezar
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
SEXUAL HARASSMENT: THE MOVIE!
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2 Minute Movie
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80's
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Future Schlock
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G.L.O.W.
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horror
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lady cop
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sexism
Thursday, November 15, 2012
3-MINUTE UNINVITED!
You're going to need about three and a half hours of lil' bub to recover from this monstrosity:
We'll be in Boston @ The Coolidge Corner on 12/14 @ 11:59PM (BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!)
We'll be in Boston @ The Coolidge Corner on 12/14 @ 11:59PM (BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!)
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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cats
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Future Schlock
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gross makeout noises
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monsters
,
yacht
Saturday, November 03, 2012
MIAMI CONNECTION NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS NATIONWIDE!!
It seems like just yesterday that Zack Carlson brought a 35mm print of the soon-to-be-infamous MIAMI CONNECTION to our first annual Everything is Festival with a simple promise: "This movie is going to blow your face off."
It did-- so much that we brought it back for our third annual Everything is Festival this summer-- and because the world has gone crazy (in the best possible way of course), now MIAMI CONNECTION is opening in theaters across the USA courtesy of Drafthouse Films!
Seriously, you HAVE to go see this one in theaters. We're third degree black belts in holyfuckingshit here at EIT, and we've never seen people react to a movie the way they do to MIAMI CONNECTION. It demands to be seen a room full of screaming maniacs!
People danced in the aisles at the New York Asian Film Festival, kids broke concrete blocks with their bare hands at the Cinefamily, Fantastic Fest fanatics practically burned the Alamo Drafthouse to the ground, and fans showed their devotion with a high kick contest at the Music Box!
The madness spreads this weekend as MIAMI CONNECTION opens at Seattle's Grand Illusion Cinema, The Roxie in San Francisco and the Hi-Pointe in St. Louis, with screenings in LA, NYC, Austin, Detroit, Denver, Nashville and more coming next weekend and throughout November!
To find out where MIAMI CONNECTION is playing near you, go check out the Drafthouse Films page now! OHMAHGAAAAD!
Labels:
80's
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everything is festival
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Miami
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ninjas
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now playing at a theatre near you
Thursday, October 25, 2012
2-MINUTE SLAUGHTERHOUSE ROCK
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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dreams
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halloween
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horror
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Toni Basil
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
THE OLD NEW AGE!
Labels:
80's
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big hair
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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green screen
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music
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new age
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rock n' roll
,
spirituality
Monday, October 22, 2012
3 MINUTE HACK-O-LANTERN
Thanks to Bleeding Skull for the tape!
P.S. DanteFontana.com is up and running! More on that later…
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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Dante Fontana
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grandpa
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halloween
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Heavy Metal
,
Satan
,
stand-up
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK
Labels:
80's
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cigarettes
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Deeper Understanding
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Guest Blogger
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hypnosis
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meditation
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mind control
,
space
Wednesday, October 03, 2012
3.5 MINUTE TAXI DANCER!
Awwwww.
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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Future Schlock
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pizza
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sexy
,
tacos
,
vans
Monday, September 24, 2012
3 MINUTE TERMINAL EXPOSURE
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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babes
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Dante Fontana
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guns
,
summertime
Thursday, September 20, 2012
"MIAMI CONNECTION" 25TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING IN CHICAGO!
Chicagoans! We have joined forces with Drafthouse Films to present two midnight screenings of lost '80s thunder-rager Miami Connection at the Music Box Theater in Chicago on Sept 28th and 29th. This past August, we hosted a raucous screening of this ultimate achievement in Taekwondo anti-sanity at our third annual Everything is Festival, which reduced the walls of LA's The Cinefamily to rubble!
Join in for what will very likely be one of the greatest/unforgettable nights of your life and witness what even Entertainment Weekly calls their "new cult movie obsession." Facebook event page for these screenings can be found here.
Labels:
80's
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action
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bad acting
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Chicago
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karate
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martial arts
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Miami
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music box theatre
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WrongMan
Monday, September 17, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
THE NATURE OF THE BEAST
Courtesy of the Lost & Found Collection.
Labels:
80's
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hunks
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Lost and Found
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music video
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nature
Monday, September 03, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
CYNTHIA ROTHROCK'S RESUME...
Labels:
80's
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action
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Cynthia Rothrock
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everything is festival
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kicking
,
punching
Thursday, July 26, 2012
3 MINUTE ARMED RESPONSE
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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Aaron Valdez
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America
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death
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Guest Blogger
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guns
,
punching
,
racism
,
war
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
2 MINUTES OF NONSENSE
Sometimes our videos are cultural commentary viewed through a distorted VHS prism and sometimes our videos are a bunch of random people saying silly things. This is the latter.
Labels:
80's
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90's
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babies
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bloopers
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celebrities
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Defenestrator III
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kids
,
money
,
nonsense
,
pizza
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
COMPLETELY FUCK OVER YOUR FRIENDS AND COWORKERS!
Labels:
80's
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comedy
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Crazy Dave Tape
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Guest Blogger
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pranks
,
property damage
,
revenge
,
work
Monday, July 16, 2012
3 MINUTE BIKINI BEACH RACE
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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babes
,
bikini contest
,
Dante Fontana
,
ron jeremy
,
summertime
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