REMEMBER WHEN THE GUN INDUSTRY DIED

EIT Best of 2018: Wrongman

THIS IDIOT LOVES TANKS!

SNATCH PROOF!

GUNY THE EAGLE!

memory hole: pig with a gun

music by AJA

GOD LOVES GUNS

MEMORY HOLE: GUNS

Music by Danny T Mallory: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

GUN FUN DESTRUCTION!

SHOOTIN THEM ROUNDS!

THE GREATEST ACTION MOVIE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN

DO A BETTER JOB WEEK!

GUNFIGHT AT THE 666 CORRAL!

Stick around Terriblos and Terriblettes, we've got 2 full weeks of Satan!

MEMORY HOLE: SHOOTN R CANNON @ R PUNKINMAN

A FUGITIVE FROM GOD

DUKKK DIE-NASTY!!!

On July 14, 2009, Everything Is Terrible! introduced a crazed duckhead-biting, weenie and biscuit-loving yet slightly confused and violent madman with mommy issues into our world. Some folks did not like the video and it was removed from our channel. Just in case you are not tired of this beardo maniac here is the video that started it all!

3 MINUTE BOUNTY TRACKER

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

FAY HOLDS A GUN

TWO MINUTE WAR BUS COMMANDO!

3 MINUTE BARRIO WARS

Finally, a quality rendition of Romeo and Juliet.

GUNS INDOORS!

Stay tuned to EIT! tomorrow for some big news from Defenestrator III and YV!

SENSE MEDITATION & DEATH SCREAM

He's not just happy to see you.

And you've probably seen this because some yahoo reuploaded it and it went big, but here's the original by CDT:

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

3 MINUTE TERMINAL EXPOSURE

EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

Kill Crazy edition.

Thanks to WrongMan for the music consultation!

And now, an excerpt from the 2011 feature length film, The President Goes To Heaven !:

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 3

There can't be a champion without a challenger and this year, the honor of falling just short of the Ultimate Prize and being haunted by the failure for years to come belongs to the Sadist. Let's give him a hand.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

This one goes out to all of our friends/fans who came out (and those who were turned away at the door) to the Totally Recalled show on Monday in Chicago - yall are the bestest! Read more about the show in Chicago Magazine.

3 MINUTE ARMED RESPONSE

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

HAPPY AMERICA, EVERYBODY!

We're taking a week off for America's birthday, so here's some reruns to get you through BBQ fatigue and long waits in the emergency room.

CORPORATE OUTDOOR CHALLENGE

Trust falls are for pussies.

MIDNIGHT SHOWING OF BULLETPROOF, BUTT-HORNS!

With most of the Doggiez on tour, we have taken over a midnight screening at the Music Box Theatre on March 30th, in an effort to show our Chicago dawgs some extra love.



Check out the Facebook event for more information.

And all you dawgs in Dallas, Texas better show up to the Texas Theatre tonight! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

MACHINE GUNS ARE(N'T) FOR EVERYONE

Hey all you Seattle Sea-Dawgs! Don't forget to check out DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! at Central Cinema tonight! And if you can't make it to the 7pm showing, there is an encore showing at 10pm! Check it out on Facebook and buy your tickets in advance at Central Cinema!

EVERYONE HATES DANNY

HARRY POTTER / DA LAST DON

Finally someone gets to the bottom of how realistic Harry Potter really is.


And now an inspired/inspiring short film by Master P:


Thanks to 23 Wolves for the Master P half-feature length(and a lot of other sweet vhs!)!

MEET JOE AVERAGE - COP!

GUNFUN!

GETTING PAID (NSFW)

Starring, directed, written, produced, scored, and cast by rapper Smokey Smoke.

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: OPERATOR OVERLOAD

Today's guest blogger, Operator Overload, is a veteran from the Tuff Enuff Wars who brought us 3 Minute Boy Wonderz.

Now he's back with a look at the seedy underbelly of computer nerds...


...and GUNZ 4 KIDZ!


You can see more Operator Overload videos here!

2-MINUTE BLAST! (WITH EXPLOSIONS!)

If you ever wondered why Eddie Griffin doesn't star in more action movies, here you go:



(And who would have thought that Vivica A. Fox would have already been in TWO two-minute movies this week? Two too few, if you ask this lowly intern-thing...)

DIAMONDS ARE A CALL-GIRL'S BEST FRIEND

Thanks to Dragon Sound for passing along this deadly magick crystal!

THE BALLAD OF SHOTGUN JONES

Big thanks to 23 Wolves for sending us this magic crystal. I highly recommend the feature-length version, which is kinda like "Miami Vendetta" sharing a one room apartment with "Bad Boys II". If you can imagine.

TED NUGENT ON BLACK AND WHITE

CAST-IRON HOME DEFENSE

Come on, ladies... do you really want this to happen?



You know who has a plan? Leah from Utica, NY has a plan.

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE MEETS SHOW BEAST THIS THURSDAY, JULY 29TH AT JESUS CAMP IN BALTIMORE, MD!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!

3-MINUTE BLACK NINJA

WASHINGTON, DC! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE SOLLY'S U STREET TAVERN!

NEVER BRING A JET TO A GUN FIGHT

We know how to take them down. Spread the word.

S TO THE W TO THE A TO THE T

Today's TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT video comes from JDobbs Rosa of Los Angeles!



Remember, it's different holding a scope on a live person.

HARPOONS ARE FOR PUSSIES

GUN SAFETY IS DIFFERENT FOR WOMEN...

... and Major Dad tells us why...

A SHOEBOX IS NOT A GUN SAFE

I applaud Nike for their risky product placement.

3 MINUTE HAWK JONES

Suck it, Bugsy Malone.



And check out this review of EIT the Movie over at the Onion A.V. Club!

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA KILL A BABY.

A scene from Avenging Angel (1985).

DUDE, BRO'S BEFORE HO'S

I think someone at Walgreens bought a truck load of tainted DVD's marketed towards children from the Chinese. More to come from this gem.

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.