EXPERTS GUIDE TO BUYING A HOUSE

HONKY TONK KIDS EMBARASS THEMSELVES

MIND BLOWING COMPUTER GRAPHICS!

GOLFING FOR KIDS!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

ADVANCED STUDIO LIGHTING!

Introducing the newest member of the EIT! family, This American Drew!

SPOOKYTOOTH: So...See You at Poolside!!!

For more pool safety tips, head on over to SPOOKYTOOTH!

Dig Your Own Hole: Part 1

TAKE EDITING TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

Tickets are on sale now for our 11/2 show in Richmond, VA! GET EM! For a complete list of tour dates and ticket links, go here!

HOW TO MAKE A McBLANK!

Tickets are on sale now for our 11/1 show in NYC at the Bell House! GET EM HERE!

DO A BETTER JOB AT PLAYING THE ELECTRICAL GUITAR

THIS IS MY STORY

DO A BETTER JOB WEEK!

LEARN MOUTH CALLIN'

Tickets are on sale now for our Knoxville show on 3/1!!! GET EM HERE!

And don't forget our new 3-disk, best-of DVD is on sale 2/24!!!! Woop Woop!

COUNTRY STYLE!

WEDDING SHOOTING TAPE!

KOMPUTER KINDERGARTEN

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

WRAP IT UP WITH LOTS OF PIZZAZZ!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection.

UPDOS MADE EASY

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection 

INFINITE GOLF

If you really care about your golf swing, you'll never stop watching this video.

YOU'VE GOT POTENTIAL!

Go get 'em, kid.

PORTLAND!  BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW FOR EIT! LIVE AT THE HOLLYWOOD THEATRE ON 12/10 AT 7PM!

'THE PARTY' ACTORS' WORKSHOP (NSFMW)

You can't beat the classics.

 

Courtesy of the KIPPLE Collection. You can see more here!

WHY, WISHING WELL WILLY? WHY??

Toronto, Ontario is going to the dogs tonight! DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! takes over The Drake (Underground) at 7PM!

CAR ADVICE FOR LADIES

Shhh... it's top secret.



Dublin! Darklight Festival! Tomorrow! 10PM! Buy tickets! ARF!

DUSTIN DIAMOND TEACHES CHESS, PART 1

This is the first installment from "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess", a FOUR-HOUR LONG instructional video that is chock full of terrible:



It's only going to get worse. You can thank Sharon Mooney for unleashing this unto the world.

ITS EARTH WEEK AND RITTER IS PISSED

This one goes out to my mentor-thing, Commodore Gilgamesh, or as I like to call him "the John Ritter of my generation."

This one also goes out to Slick Bishop, who once lost a rap battle in Athens, Ohio by dissing John Ritter a week after his death. He could have won, too.

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: CHRIS WARD

Today's guest blogger is Chris Ward, formerly at Worst Cartoons Ever and currently at World of Ward Crap. You might remember him from these two little gems.

Now he's back with tales of corporate compliance...


...and a blatant rip-off of Leprechaun in the Hood.

CREATE BEAUTIFUL HAIR!

TED NUGENT ON BLACK AND WHITE

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

MIND OF A SEAL

"The mind controls the body, the body does not control the mind."
J.C. Carracci

S TO THE W TO THE A TO THE T

Today's TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT video comes from JDobbs Rosa of Los Angeles!



Remember, it's different holding a scope on a live person.

OFFICE DEATH!

CLIPPING COUPONS FOR SELFISH REASONS

I wish I was at SXSW, but instead I'm here clipping coupons for Commodore's Tough Actin' Tinactin. Hope you are all having fun.

INTERNET FOR KIDZ!

These guys make the internet seem pretty cool.

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER

What could be worse than this? Honestly, I dare you all to find something worse. Running time on the entire tape: 47 MINUTES. And it's all like this! All of it! She just doesn't stop! For 47 minutes!

DON'T FORGET THAT NAME!

I swear that up until the bumper at the end, I did not once repeat a clip. The full length VHS is also only 10 minutes long.



JUST FOR KIDZ!
Can you count the correct number of times they say the word "IMITREX" in this video? The first person to leave a comment with the answer receives a special secret prize! For real!

UPDATE!!!
Congratulations to Kyle of Los Angeles, CA!! You win with a correct guess of 40!

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FOOTBALL

It's like My Fair Lady, only about football.

SCARVES! GLORIOUS SCARVES!

There's more than one way to wear a scarf -- but there aren't more than twenty-five ways.

THE 3 KEYS TO SUCCESSFUL CONDUIT BENDING...

TOMMY SMOTHERS' ULTIMATE YO-YO

Tommy Smothers just didn't know what to do with himself after the Vietnam War ended.

MOVE OVER MARTY PUTZ

If you're not familiar with the comedic stylings of Marty Putz, you should be!

THE PUNKIN' MAN HAS ARRIVED!

WELL, HELLO FELLOW PILOTS!

Time to get full-on creeped by this crazy-eyed weirdo and his perm-headed wife!

MAGIC STAR TRAVELER

LET'S GO (WEB) SURFING NOW!

What is this while world wide web about anyhow? Surfing? PPP connections? I'm getting a headache just thinking about it!
Thankfully, this video comes along to make sure we'll be surfing that information superhighway in a matter of megabyte downloads!

IT'S A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS GERBERT

This video suuuuure would look good under the tree.

VIDEO KARAOKE!

I love watching white people make white people look stupid. And in this case I love it even more because somewhere there are white people watching these white people look stupid who look even more stupid than the white people in this video, who look stupid.




*From the collection of Yonder Vittles.

MATH GETS YOU LAID

It's True. Math gets you the love and affection of second rate pop-stars. Does anyone know the quadratic formula of my boner? Hello!

YONDER VITTLES' HOMEWORK #1

"Hunting the North American Wild Turkey provides the ultimate challenge to even seasoned hunters. Learn how to outsmart these cagey birds from professional hunter and award-winning turkey caller, Jerry Antley." After watching the 40 minute hunting tutorial in its entirety it occurred to me that the host of the instructional video, Jerry Antley, was much more comfortable speaking to the gobblers than the camera - and likely his wife, whom he mentions in the video.

























Video #2 Sleeping Drier with DDAVP Tablets
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This short informative video was made in 1999 by the Rhone-Poulenc pharmaceutical company to tell kids all about DDAVP tablets in a hip way that kids would understand. Your hosts, Amy Scott and Tim Summers, "give you the scoop on bedwetting." They get you hip to cool facts like this one: 5 million kids wet the bed - just in the United States. Can you imagine how many wet beds there are in China? Sweet Dude! The melodramatic reenactment of an embarrassing bedwetting incident makes this pharmaceutical informative video a must watch.


























Video #3 Hot Country Dancin' with Special Guest Lee Greenwood
Found at Village Discount Outlet, 4027 North Kedzie Avenue, Chicago, Illinois



This gem from 1984 was shot on location at the famous Stagecoach Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee. It is the best country dance instructional I have been able to get my hands on. I have included here the opening scene at the Stagecoach Lounge where Lee Greenwood takes his wife out for a night on the town, but she is swept away by a mustachioed cowboy who knew how to move his boots on the dance floor. Do you know how to two-step cowboy?