CHRISTIAN AMERICAN IDOL

MONSTER HIGH!

THIS DOCTOR SUCKS!

TYRANY IN THE USA?!?!

KIRK CAMERON: HOW TO WITNESS TO SOMEONE WHO IS GAY

Kirk Cameron teaches you how to talk to a gay.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

MC VAN PEEBLES: TRADING PLACES

So....Melvin and Mario Van Peebles. Enjoy their sexist, racist, body-swap homophobic rap video that accompanies the feature Identity Crisis

MAKING OF A MALE MODEL

VINTAGE 90s FEARMONGERING!

3 MINUTE BEACH BALLS

DOWN-HOME HATE SPEECH!

Seriously? Elton John jokes in 2004?

3 MINUTE CALIFORNIA CASANOVA

Our third DVD, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, pre-sales are for sale now! Be the first on your block to own this instant klassic! Joe Leydon (NBC-TV) calls it "A Smart, Sexy Comedy!" And while your buying stuff, buy some tickets for our upcoming shows in your town! Tickets are available today for Chicago, Denver, Vancouver, San Francisco, LA, Tucson, Tampa, Brooklyn, Boston, Cleveland, and Memphis! More 2 come! Oh boy, the tail is waggin!

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:


Boyd made me feel true loneliness:


The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:


Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:


And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:


Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT...AGAIN

Thanks a bunch for all of the positive vibrations over the past couple of days. Happy Holidays everyone! 2012 awaits! Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

Dublin put your hands together and make some noise! Darklight Festival is going on right now!!! Best of EIT Show is tonight at 10pm!!!! Get tickets HERE NOW!

DRACULA'S "GAY MAGIC"

WE WILL FIX YOU TOMORROW!

2-MINUTE BOAT TRIP!

Let's kick off 2-Minute Movie Week with this homophobic, seafaring turdfest! It's like Snowdogs, but instead of pooches terrorizing our favorite funnyman/adult baby Cuba Gooding Jr., this time it is a boat full of homosexuals! Uh Oh! Things are gonna get "weird!"

HATE SPEECH WAS FUNNY IN THE 80S

Thanks to Odd Obsession Video.

GET READY TO LAUGH...

BIG SURPRISE...

...the WWF/WWE was/is run by racists and closeted homosexuals, and I thought it was just the fans.

STUD MUFFIN OR OUTER SPACE WARRIOR?

This is what happens when you send a totally hot n' totally shirtless alien hunk to Hollywood.

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: PUTIN IS NOT A MANLY MAN'S MAN, MAN

Okay, so Fox News is an easy target... whatever...

EXPOSING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

Oppressing other people to cover up your own sexual insecurities is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

For the record, this video does not reflect the views of Future Schlock. We think these homophobes are insane assholes, too.

UPDATE: Sorry, this video is TOO HOT for the internet.

6 PACK ANNIE

Thanks Odd Obsession.

NO BEING GAY.

This is the intro graphics and a scene from No More Baths!, which is a heartwarming story about a group of kids who learn the lessons of the Montgomery bus boycott and then fight injustice/tyranny. Do they save their homophobic tree house club? Well, you'll have to borrow No More Baths! from me to find out.

BRAWLIN' BROADS! (2000)

For a closer look into what hell looks like go to Brawlinbroads.com

Thank you/fuck you Odd Obsession.