CALL ME FANTASY!

From the erotic video collection of Ghoul Skool!

3 MINUTE EXPRESS 2 TERROR!

Hey kooky LA/NYC liberals! You want to make your pipe dream of rail travel a reality in this country? Well, it'll cost you...

3 MINUTE SUMMER FANTASY

ARMY TRAINING FOR KIDZ!!!

KIDS! Be sure to collect all 6 SANDBOX PLAYTIME VIDEOS: Available at Wal-Mart for only $1.00!

EIT IS LOOKIN' FOR STREET TEAMS!

You guys know that we would die for our fans, right? Well, we would. If anyone were to touch a single hair on let's say, Heather or Fat 'n Borings' heads- then we would hunt down those hair-touchers and make them pay. Then we'd go after their families.

So knowing that, would you do the same for us? What if instead of killing someone who done us wrong, you just put up some posters for us before we do a show? Not only that, but you'll get into our shows for free, get free stuff, and you may even be welcome into the very prestigious 'EIT! Kidz Club!' (more on that later, I've already said too much)...

If you have the time, please email us at 'whatsupEIT at gmail.com' and let us know if you'd like to help out. We'll remember you guys when we get a rollercoatser named after us like Aerosmith did, but we won't be creeps about it. Swear to Duane.

HOGWART'S SCHOOL OF EVIL AND DEVIL WORSHIP

I'm beginning to think these Christian production companies just resent anything that children watch/read/play willingly.



Thanks to Conan the Librarian for the source!

DIFFERENT DUNGEONS & UNRELATED DRAGONS

Just imagine that you're not at a Renaissance fair...

FELLOWSHIP OF THE BROWNS

If this doesn't keep a smile on your face for the rest of your life, then you're probably an orc. I never thought it could get better than the Superbowl Shuffle, but as Tiny Tim has shown me, it can.

THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES!

*from the collection of Yonder Vittles.

JUST A FANTASY?

No, a reality.

HEY, SATAN! WANNA PLAY?

Okay, this clip is awesome for so many reasons. It really isn't 'terrible' at all. It's really just horrifying. Here's what I like about it.
1. The kids speak to the devil as if he is their new best friend, even though he sounds like Thom Yorke crying through a low pass filter-sweep.
2. At 1:51, the girl looks like she's about to light an apple to smoke out of.
3. Mark Twain doesn't give a fuck about those kids, and he just stands there and thinks while they enter hell.
4. No child could watch this and not cry. I almost did.

TRUTH OR DARE

Fuck yeah, just ordered this on VHS...more to come