KIDS TOY HELL

FIREFIGHTERS HAVE HOBBIES

FIREFIGHTER HOBBIES /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

BEING REAL IS HELL!

GIANT MONSTER SMASH!

ANTHEM OF SANTA'S SLAVES

FITNESS DANCING WITH B_ERROR_9#+4$526

WHAT WE BOUGHT ON OUR SUMMER VACATION!

STRETCH ARMSTRONG & SUSIE STRETCH - A DAY IN THE LIFE

Ever wonder what it's really like to be our favorite elastic heroes? We've obtained the original, unedited commercials, with audio commentary from the Stretches themselves! Brought to you by Loose Meat.

THE PARTY OF THE DECADE!!!

T IS FOR TRUCK

EIT's bassist and bestie, Blackmagic Rollercoaster made this short film for The (Alamo) Drafthouse Films ABC's of Death Competition. If you dig it, please VOTE FOR IT! The winner will be in the wide-release movie.

POGS?

THE MOST BORING VIDEO GAME EVER!

Just pop this tape in, take aim, and watch while the images onscreen respond in no way to your actions. ACTION MAX!

POCKET MONSTERS ARE REALLY POCKET DEMONS...

It's only a matter of time before the children of Japan use their Satanic cuddly critter-fueled powers to destroy us all.


Thanks to 23 Wolves for the tape!

WHEN SCOOTERZ ROOLED

Razors were the original Segway.

Thanks to our buddy John Gross for this video!

POKEMON IS BIG AND MEAN FOR THE BOYS

You are right, kid. These things will be worth something in a few years.

TOMMY SMOTHERS' ULTIMATE YO-YO

Tommy Smothers just didn't know what to do with himself after the Vietnam War ended.

SKIP ROGERS' ULTIMATE CONTROLLER

COME BOARD WITH US!

ERNIE HUDSON'S POKEMON STRATEGY

To be fair to Ernie Hudson (who is genuinely awesome), he was there with his son, but this was too good to pass up.

IT'S A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS GERBERT

This video suuuuure would look good under the tree.

A STORY FROM MY YOUTH

It was 1989. I saw this commercial and was sold. I asked for the Pepsi can Computer Warrior for my birthday. I got what I wanted. After my party was over, my best friend and I began tallying my haul. In my infinite prickdom, I decided that I should have total control of the Pepsi can Computer Warrior. We fought. He left and we didn't speak for nearly a month. By that time the Pepsi can Computer Warrior was retired to the land of boring-ass toys. I had forgotten all of this until I popped in a VHS that I found at the Salvation Army. Heh.