OOKIE COOKIE RAP!

PSALTY'S PSEARCH 4 THE MAGIC TAPES

Quick--before yer Dad gets here--come to "Africa" with me on an insane quest!


Featuring Young Crybaby of Mouth's Cradle.
Download the end credits song here.

***!Past Psalty Insanity Post!***

SANTATROCITIES!

Man, Santa is a creep. He watches you constantly, puts your name on a secret list, and breaks into your house while you sleep.



Way less creepy are our friends from the Vancouver SantArchy/SantaCon, who took a break from their duties as harbringers of the coming santapocalypse this year with the WORLD FAMOUS EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!





Good job guys! A special Xmas shout out to Napalm Dragon, who made it happen!

2 EVERYTHING 2TOURDIARY 10!

Well, we did it. We found the Magick Crystal.

Sigh.

Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be home sleeping on my VHS bed again, but something feels...missing. Sunshine hurts my eyes and pizza tastes bad. I saw a dog on a skateboard the other day and barely even laughed.

I gotta be honest- I miss the van.
I miss the weird shit on the dash (Virgin Frankenstein by Gracie- thanks, Gracie!),



I miss Lords Hinyin and Minyin,

photo by Michael Gill

photo by Steven Soloway

photo by Sybil

I miss nice people in St. Louis giving us cookies (thanks Erin!),

photo by H. Lindsy Donahue

I even miss the Commodore threatening to fire Yonder Vittles and me on stage.

photo by Bruce Ojard

But most of all I miss those sweet, sweet Jerries.

photo by September Slater

Thanks to the Hollywood Theater, Clinton and everyone at Central Cinema (Quentin-we have your tape!), the Ridge in Vancouver, Missoula, Montana, the Corn Palace, the folks at the Dundee Theatre in Omaha, Tim and Shayna and everyone else at Zinema 2, Cedar Cultural Center (thanks again Ray) and the AV Club Twin Cities, Kate and Project Lodge in Madison, and Times Cinema in Milwaukee!! Booyah to you all!!!

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

We don't wait for ketchup!