Tuesday, December 21, 2010

SANTATROCITIES!

Man, Santa is a creep. He watches you constantly, puts your name on a secret list, and breaks into your house while you sleep.



Way less creepy are our friends from the Vancouver SantArchy/SantaCon, who took a break from their duties as harbringers of the coming santapocalypse this year with the WORLD FAMOUS EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!





Good job guys! A special Xmas shout out to Napalm Dragon, who made it happen!

13 comments :

Nelson Blaha said...

"This is a private video."

Blarg said...

After hearing "Dickson" being named for one of the reindeer by several of the children, I wonder if Pedobear directed this video.

Anonymous said...

Kids are terrible.

Slick Bishop said...

there's no way that no kid knows how to use a sewing machine.

FITZSIMMONS said...

@slick bishop If he was from Vietnam or India he would

Also I remember when I got my N64 my dad came home from Atlanta dropped it off and went away again. You think it would be sad but i GOT A NINTENDO 64!

Jesse said...

Dickson!

Ravenhallow said...

Greedy little fucks.

Stuthedew said...

..Whatbout Dickson?

Or is it DIXON (his robotic counterpart)

Kit O'Connell said...

Everyone knows the reindeer's name is Nixon.

Anonymous said...

Scarlett Pomers !

Anonymous said...

Besides the girl whose eyes are so wide-set that she appears to be a funhouse reflection, my favorite part was the little girl asking for screwdrivers. There's just something about her devious intonation that makes we wonder about her purpose for said tools.

Mik said...

Can we add a BEARD tag?

Original Nate said...

Santa refers to Santa in the third person. Chicks dig it.