Wednesday, December 29, 2010

R.I.P. 2010: FUTURE SCHLOCK!

2010! Whatta year! Besides Tuff Enuff for EIT! and the Quest for the Magick Crystal, we had slammers of darkness (and slammers of light),


pregnant men,



and of course 2010 was the Year of the ET Ripoff!





For the record, Mormons, I don't care if this was "supposed to be funny", it's still Terrible.



And let us never forget the little man in the boat.... (Rewarning: Clitty Ann is NSFMW)



Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.

20 comments :

Anonymous said...

FUCK! I was not expecting that last video!

og Nate said...

Oh man. Usually the idea of 15 women in a room using vibrators with barbells on their junk get me excited. Except for that last video. I actually couldnt sit through it this time.

Ravenhallow said...

I forgot how much I hate everyone in those yeti/bigfoot movies. Well, everyone but Meatloaf. You can't hate Meatloaf.

Ravenhallow said...

Also - thanks Mormon movie, I'm a menace to society!

Anonymous said...

Ugh, grandma orgy was bad enough on its own. Doesn't help that some of them look like various old ladies I see around school, work, and the neighborhood. Now I'm forced to imagine them getting together for orgasm parties every time I see them.

Dragon Sound said...

Does Hitler kid from the 2 Everything 2 Terrible: Tokyo Drift tour/DVD count? I'm pretty sure we don't want to incur the wrath of the little dictator himself!

mitch said...

It took a long time to repress the memories of that old lady circle jerk and the Mormon ska music...thanks a lot.

Otherwise, the Little Bigfoot scene at the end was spectacular.

Anonymous said...

PREGNANT MEN!

Wow said...

BRAIN BLEACH! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!

Henry_Slinkman said...

@mitch - what if the OLCJ had a Mormon ska soundtrack? "Nephi! SamuelllloooOOOOOHHHHH!!!"

Anonymous said...

I for one am glad to be reminded that A Yeti Exist.

Nickas! said...

Jesus Christ! There's some things in life that you can never un-see.

Anonymous said...

I found that Slammers tape at a thrift store, gave it to my sister for Xmas

Anonymous said...

Well, no more sex for me. Ever. Maybe I can go gay.

Anonymous said...

my 4 year old daughter watches that clip of little bigfoot every night...and she gets very upset when that mean little boy throws the rocks!

Max said...

Throwing rocks at little Bigfoot is tough love, dang.

I'd love to see a compilation of scenes where children tell their wild animal/alien/cryptid friends they hate them so they run away from the big game hunters/military/government scientists.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Beats women and children said...

Ha ha you dumb noobs don't remember the last one! God you all got trolled by EIT.

Anonymous said...

for the record, i'm mormon and all mormon movies made to be funny are absolutely terrible.

Anonymous said...

Why does this turn me on?

Anonymous said...

that kid with the fidora is epic. hot damn.