PLAYBOY'S GIRLS OF THE INTERNET (NSFMW)

Jack in. Jack Off.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

ULTIMATE XXX-TREME VALENTINES!

NSFMW, perverts.



 There's plenty more butt-touching where that came from at EiT Presents: Self-Pleasure for Two TOMORROW NIGHT at Chicago's Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont Ave.)! Our sexy panel of sexperts includes Tommy MacNamara, Goodrich Gevaart, The Puterbaugh Sisters and the proud owner of Chicago's most famous dick, Mike Lebovitz! Hosted by Katie McVay and Nicholas Rouley! Thursday, February 13th! 9pm! Bring yer boner, because this show is FREE!

WHO NEEDS HANDS WHEN YOU'VE GOT...

HOW TO MAKE IT IN HOLLYWOOD

For those of you who missed Entertaining Julia in LA, here's a BRAND SPANKING NEW NEVER BEFORE SEEN (unless you were at the show of course) Hollywood megamix by yours truly:



Thanks again to Beth Stelling, Danielle & Tiffany Puterbaugh and Danielle @ Nerdmelt for having us. Follow them on Twitter and stuff.

FLEX 4 CHECKS

Reach for it, Sam...

JACK IN, JACK OFF (NSFMW)

Sexy lady girls on your computer box machine!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

3-MINUTE BAT PUSSY (NSFW)

I don't know about Gotham City, but Bat Pussy is definitely the hero you yahoos deserve.



As seen in our Mondo Superhero Megamix!

'THE PARTY' ACTORS' WORKSHOP (NSFMW)

You can't beat the classics.

 

Courtesy of the KIPPLE Collection. You can see more here!

1986 - THE YEAR OF THE PIG

Thank you Odd Obsession Video!

R.I.P. 2010: FUTURE SCHLOCK!

2010! Whatta year! Besides Tuff Enuff for EIT! and the Quest for the Magick Crystal, we had slammers of darkness (and slammers of light),


pregnant men,



and of course 2010 was the Year of the ET Ripoff!





For the record, Mormons, I don't care if this was "supposed to be funny", it's still Terrible.



And let us never forget the little man in the boat.... (Rewarning: Clitty Ann is NSFMW)



Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.

THE TIME HAS COME

This is it. The video I have kept hidden from the public for almost a year. I thought I would only play this live; to physically see the faces of the audience as they collectively barfed. But now is the time to show this to the people... Though I must warn you, you seriously cannot un-see this and once you push play, there's no going back...



UPDATE: Due to absolutely no demand, here's a translation courtesy of German speaking pal Thomas!

"Extra-Terrestian! You must go on planet "Earth." As you know,
otherwise our race will die out. We unlearned (or, like, lost the
ability) to have fun at sex. On Earth, we write the 19th century. There
I will bring you to a family."

(ET pops up in smoke)
Man: "A little blowing in the morning drives off all anger and
worries. My Beloved...

ET (scientific observing tone): "Female Earth Humans take genitals of
the man into the mouth. And how big the penis gets! It seems..."

ET: (Seriously, I'm not kidding.): "My hole starts to itch. Whether the
sex addiction is infectious on earth? I like/enjoy it, how the man puts
is dick into the snatch/cunt/twat (whatever word for vagina is the most
vulgar.) of the woman. That is a BIG cunt, with lobes (German word for a
wet cleaning rag applied to the labiae.)"

SHOW US YOUR FREEDOM!

All of you Chicago juggalos and juggalettes best be klearing off your kalendars this weekend for some muthafuckin' majickkk! This Sunday the Brew Not Bombs crew will be blowing up the Portage Theater turning base metals into gold with all of your favorite bands, DJs and videos provided by the EIT! nation.