LUNCH WITH A BABY, GRANNY, ALIEN AND A COOL PERSON!

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN!

THE AMERICAN IMMIGRANT EXPERIENCE 2020

BIRD WATCHING FOR KIDS

ALIEN TEETH ROT FOR YOUR PLEASURE

THE EARTH IS BEING HAUNTED BY MIND ALIENS!!!

UFO DIARIES!

ALIENZ!

Our government has publicly released a small bit of footage revealing unexplainable phenomena in the skies, possibly alien. But over at EIT! we've got stacks of tapes with more evidence than the human mind can comprehend! WE WANT YOU TO BELIVE! Courtesy of SpookyTooth!

MONSTER HIGH!

LEROY!

FEEDERS 2: SLAY BELLS

Our holiday sale continues until Jan. 1! DVDs are only $10! Plus we have new cassettes featuring all of your favorite songs from EIT! videos! And more! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

SPACE WAR FEELINGS 'BOUT STUFF

COWBOYS & ALIENS & A TAE KWON DO BAND

Harrison Ford had initially tried to get in on this project, but contract negotiations fell apart so he had to settle for a watered down re-boot of this movie years later.


Friends 4-ever!
Miami Connection is playing all over the place this weekend, including the 3 Rivers Film Festival in Pittsburgh tonight!  Find all show listings here

ONLY 93 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT UNTIL THE APOCALYPSE!

INTRODUCING DR. ALEXANDER NECKYFAROW

BEEZBO: HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE A HUMAN BEING

Think of him as a crappy 'Alf.'

EIT: THE UNTOLD STORY

Learn the truth behind The Truth! (And like all shocking exposes, it is briefly NSFMW.)

DUSTIN DIAMOND TEACHES CHESS, PART 1

This is the first installment from "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess", a FOUR-HOUR LONG instructional video that is chock full of terrible:



It's only going to get worse. You can thank Sharon Mooney for unleashing this unto the world.

THE TIME HAS COME

This is it. The video I have kept hidden from the public for almost a year. I thought I would only play this live; to physically see the faces of the audience as they collectively barfed. But now is the time to show this to the people... Though I must warn you, you seriously cannot un-see this and once you push play, there's no going back...



UPDATE: Due to absolutely no demand, here's a translation courtesy of German speaking pal Thomas!

"Extra-Terrestian! You must go on planet "Earth." As you know,
otherwise our race will die out. We unlearned (or, like, lost the
ability) to have fun at sex. On Earth, we write the 19th century. There
I will bring you to a family."

(ET pops up in smoke)
Man: "A little blowing in the morning drives off all anger and
worries. My Beloved...

ET (scientific observing tone): "Female Earth Humans take genitals of
the man into the mouth. And how big the penis gets! It seems..."

ET: (Seriously, I'm not kidding.): "My hole starts to itch. Whether the
sex addiction is infectious on earth? I like/enjoy it, how the man puts
is dick into the snatch/cunt/twat (whatever word for vagina is the most
vulgar.) of the woman. That is a BIG cunt, with lobes (German word for a
wet cleaning rag applied to the labiae.)"

IT'S UNARIAN WEEK!

In honor of the upcoming Interplanetary Confederation Day on October 15 and the imminent arrival of the space brothers, this week we will be raising our consciousness and celebrating all things Unarius. See ya on the mothership!





A big, big thanks to John Boles (who sent in 5 Unarian tapes!) for making this week possible.