A DESCENT INTO COMMMUNITY THEATER MADNESS!

I POSED 4 PLAYBOY

Tickets are on sale now for our 10/30 Portland, ME show! GET EM HERE! For all the tour dates and ticket links, go here!

MAKING OF A MALE MODEL

SPACE WAR FEELINGS 'BOUT STUFF

90s FAUX METAL STYLE SHEET

Show this to your friends and family and have a conversation about the cycles of child abuse and the dangers of escape through false metal.

CELLBLOCK Q & THE DUMMY HOMOPHOBE

TWOFER! I've had both tapes in my collection for years now- and just realized the only way to make sense of one is by showing you the other all in the same post. Both are equally shocking for completely different reasons.


I can only imagine what the YouTube comments on this baby are gonna be tomorrow morning...


And I keep being told Don Rickles isn't a hatemonger and hates everyone equally, but... For real, dude? You may be a legend but you're also a dickbag.

3-MINUTE AMERICAN CHINATOWN!

From the director of Miami Connection! No shit!



Like Miami Connection, the stilted performances, incomprehensible character development, and awkward pacing of this "film" demand to be seen in full. That's why we'll include a DVD copy with all orders placed between now and Monday, January 24!

(PS- The sound on the movie itself is beyond awful. I cleaned it up the best I could. Sorry it still sucks.)