From the director of Miami Connection! No shit!
Like Miami Connection, the stilted performances, incomprehensible character development, and awkward pacing of this "film" demand to be seen in full. That's why we'll include a DVD copy with all orders placed between now and Monday, January 24!
(PS- The sound on the movie itself is beyond awful. I cleaned it up the best I could. Sorry it still sucks.)
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
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Z'Dar!
I love how they turned the tables. Instead of an old wise Asian man they used an old fat white guy.
Where can you find Miami Connection and American Chinatown? It is morally imperative that my friends and I have film festival night at our house after seeing these beauties.
Jay Leno's long lost son everybody!
Wow this makes Secret of Nimh 2 look like Citizen Kane.
Someday Robert Z'Dar's face will collapse in on itself and cause a supernova
In this movie, Robert Z'Dar looks like a cross between Mask, Robert Goulet, and Robert Z'Dar.
They couldn't get Leno back, but they certainly recast the chin. Yeesh.
>.> You guys should totally slip me a copy with my cat head shirt and Xmas special when you send those out.. <.<
"I'll kill you myself, personally"
Cuz you know that being killed shouldnt have to be totally impersonal, ya know.
dat... DAT CHIN
Most awkward kissing scene ever.
The silences were the most awkward ever. The whole of time passed through them, as well as the extremely loud jet in almost every outdoor scene.
He also directed L.A. Streetfighters which I saw in its entirety on Comcast on-demand. The fight scenes are awesome, but goddamn the dubbing is terrible and Bill "I burp at UFC 1" Wallace as Kruger is hilarious with his floppy looking kicks. Oh yeah "Have a fun guys!"
Z'Dar, my love!
This reminds me of the acting scenes I endured while..."studying"...at Lee University, America's largest private Christian High School.
That was too long. LOL
Bill "Superfoot" Wallace had better acting than everyone in this movie.
So a pump action shot gun defeats all martial arts? Is that the message? Glad I got 1 for when the ninjas come to my hood! Waaaaaah, HIYA! Ka-BLAMMMM! GAME OVER
I'm..... acting.....
That white dudes face is unnaturally large.
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