Rumors are flying among Maguire insiders that former champion Destination a-go-go is gearing up for a Jerry showdown with the new king, Tom Rombouts!
But amidst the drama of the struggle for the Maguire crown, we wanted to take a moment to say "thanks" to all the self-completers out there who have sent us their Jerrys.
Every Maguire you send to Everything is Terrible! is special, from the 31 we got from Team Doom of Denver, Co:
to the one sent in by this Maguire skeptic:
KEEP SENDING DEM JERRYS, INTERNET!