Anonymous, if you want them to post a link, you have to drive the terrible van across the country, stopping only at the occasional corn palace. Also you have to stack Jerry's for a month or until your hands bleed. I won't even get into the sex, but you've seen how long their arms are. The initiation is not easy.
The sad thing is, I summoned the Slick Bishop without even noticing there was a link to his blog at the bottom of the post until AFTER I had commented. I feel much less witty/suave/observant.
Can I settle for groveling in fangirl subservience? :P
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Uh...but...what if I, uh, I mean "someone" was actually working FOR the reptilians? That would be okay, right?
The first video was missing something... like The Beastmaster.
Sorry but 9/11 was an inside job...seriously, investigate it.
Gotta put my tinfoil hat on real quick before I can watch these videos.
Ow! Don't bite your tinfoil hat if you have mercury filings. Wouldn't have commented but the captcha was "upsychme."
so my site isn't good enough to link to, but my posts are good enough to mirror here?
Conspiracy theories, where is SlickBishop when you need him?!
Also it's sad that I recognized 90% of the creepy lip-lickers.
Brilliant editing guys. It's almost a shame that you only got 56 seconds of video for such hard work. But it's appreciated.
Of course 9/11 was an inside job. Nextel, duh.
I'm aroused.
Anonymous, if you want them to post a link, you have to drive the terrible van across the country, stopping only at the occasional corn palace. Also you have to stack Jerry's for a month or until your hands bleed. I won't even get into the sex, but you've seen how long their arms are. The initiation is not easy.
Agenda my butt!
I've got plenty of cherry chap-stick to get me through the apocalypse.
The sad thing is, I summoned the Slick Bishop without even noticing there was a link to his blog at the bottom of the post until AFTER I had commented. I feel much less witty/suave/observant.
Can I settle for groveling in fangirl subservience? :P
i am so glad EIT lampoons this stuff rather than glorifies it; when a lot of people may make fun of bogus cult exposé videos made by goofy mormons but believe all that hokum about 9/11. way to be on the side of, you know, sanity.
OH GOD, ANYTHING BUT COMIC SANS. PLEASE DON'T EVER USE THAT FONT AGAIN.
I CAN HANDLE THE LIP LICKING, BUT COMIC SANS? NOOOOOO!!!!
so.. does this means we're all reptilians? (resist urge to lick....)
btw, where is the music from? it haunts me!
That much lip licking in a short amount of time is creepy.
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