Sunday, November 06, 2011

BEEZBO: HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE A HUMAN BEING

Think of him as a crappy 'Alf.'

26 comments :

Anonymous said...

I have never hated children more than I do right now.

Trish said...

"But I don't understand you Earthlings! On my planet, having an unattractive mother is the highest honor!"

-OR-

"Gee, Trumpy, you can do *magic* things!"

"It's called EVIL, kid."

Anonymous said...

I used to think Jar Jar Binks was the most annoying alien character ever created. We have a new winner.

Henry_Slinkman said...

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Torin Golding said...

A big black what?????

(the mailman has the most brilliantly wrongly pitched performance in those few seconds than Julia Roberts has in any whole rom com)

RetroPatrol said...

hello mailman! WTF?

John said...

Trish is the first commenter to capture my <3.

"Chief? McCloud!"

sneaker pimp said...

Just when I thought I'd become desensitized to terrible, Beezbo sodomized me with his little finger and laughed the whole time.

Anonymous said...

That laugh: Most annoying ringtone ever. Please make one.

Anonymous said...

So, does Beezbo ever get around to putting people in cornfields?

Anonymous said...

Beezbo's quite the little asshole, isn't s/he?

Anonymous said...

if this was more realistic, Beezbo would make women's clothes disappear

HAM AND CHEESE YUCK!

Ravenhallow said...

Trish and John both get so much love. "Winged potatoes.. NEW potatoes..."

Also I want to punch everyone involved with this video. 'Specially Beezbo.

Anonymous said...

I love child actors who shout their lines!

Anonymous said...

what sort of hellspawn is this creature?

Anonymous said...

this is horrific

A Tall Midget said...

So THIS is Fred's father. I can totally see the resemblance.

Anonymous said...

Tell it I hate it.

Nic said...

More like a cross between AlF & Urkel.

Julian said...

I don't have time to watch the whole video. Could someone help me out with the homework questions?

1. What is Beezbo's favourite food?

A) Ham
B) Cheese
C) Ham and Cheese

2. Fill in the blank.

PERVERTED MAILMAN: Did I see a big, black [blank]?

Thanks.

Julian said...

BEEZBO'S ADVENTURES CANCELLED AFTER AIRING OF FIRST EPISODE.
Terrorism threat level downgraded to orange.

Zipster90 said...

Beezbo reminds me of the Canadian perm kid who looked like a little black boy. Maybe the mailman was onto something.

Famous Shea said...

Being invaded by vicious aliens from Independence Day doesn't seem so bad now after Beezbo has raped an entire nation.

Anonymous said...

I was actually shown this video several times in elementary school in order to "teach us manners." Another part of it I remember is when somebody asks if the coast is clear, and Beezbo says no, because "the coast was foggy just this morning." Even as a little kid, I knew this was terrible.

Matt Robinson said...

Man...I found this vhs tape in a bin at the goodwill outlet today. So glad I picked it up.

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