Wednesday, November 30, 2011

GOD WANTS WHAT?

For you to get some new material, mostly.



Thanks to Vestalion for the source!

17 comments :

Anonymous said...

These people must have given their bodies to the god of gravity and time.

Anonymous said...

man, Christians are some ugly people

ugly on the inside and ugly on the outside, gotta love it

Anonymous said...

He looks like a decent speaker who knows his audience. I say that in spite of the high likelihood that I don't agree with his message.

Steve said...

This isn't as funny as it could be because he's not quite the raging psychotic as most similar people. He's just a little dull and cheesy. Could be much worse. The faces in the crowd were much more entertaining.

Matt said...

Satan is a giant frog? I'm seriously confused...

voraciousboot said...

Bad touch, Yahweh.

anonymous hippopotamus said...

I didn't know god wanted my body. I'm flattered. God may have to take me on a few dates before I just give it up.

Christopher said...

1:49: George Carlin seems to like it, though.

Also, sitting slightly closer to the camera from George is a kid who looks uncannily like and may actually be my brother. Who is this preacher guy? Does he do work in Oregon?

Karl said...

Y'all should watch out for God. God told me he loved me, brought me flowers, took me out for a nice dinner, then took me back to his place "for a cup of coffee".

I woke up all sore and sticky, with cab fare on the bedside table. Never did get any coffee.

CaptBackslap said...

This is enlightening, if you've ever wondered what Rick Santorum's Robin Williams impression was like.

Anonymous said...

BUT WHAT WAS SMELL?

Anonymous said...

Kind of lame because you've obviously edited this for maximum weirdness. Take any humorist/public speaker's interjections out of context and it's probably going to be creepy. The really bizarrely great stuff doesn't need people to "enhance" it.

BenB said...

Anonymous of 3.18pm, you must be new here.

Angel Mass said...

I admire the discipline that people in Africa has

MYTHOS said...

Of course I remember that song, but we sang it "There are no A T Os down in hell". Further verses accused the Pikes and SAEs of eternal sodomy.

anthony risola said...

..."IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

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