EIT! KIDZ KLUB TRAILER!

 

For some reason, we’re going on tour with our new movie and live show, Kidz Klub! 

Get tickets here: http://www.everythingisterrible.com/?p=3578408479399441020 

2/3 - Los Angeles CA

 2/5 - San Diego CA 

 2/6 - Phoenix AZ 

2/7 - Albuquerque NM 

 2/8 - Denver CO 

 2/10 - Kansas City MO 

2/11 - Fayetteville AR 

2/12 - Dallas TX 

 2/13 - Austin TX 

2/14 - San Antonio TX 

2/15 - Houston TX 

 2/16 - New Orleans LA 

 2/17 - Birmingham AL 

2/18 - Jacksonville FL 

 2/19 - Orlando FL 

2/20 - Atlanta GA 

2/21 - Nashville TN 

 2/22 - Durham NC 

2/23 - Richmond VA

 2/24 - Washington DC 

2/25 - Philadelphia PA 

2/26 - Brooklyn NY 

2/27 - Portsmouth NH 

 2/28 - Boston MA 

 3/1 - Portland ME 

3/2 - Montreal QC 

3/3 - Toronto ON 

3/4 - Pittsburgh PA 

3/5 - Detroit MI 

3/6 - Cleveland OH 

 3/8 - Columbus OH 

 3/9 - Bloomington IN 

3/10 - Louisville KY 

 3/11 - St Louis MO 

3/12 - Iowa City IA 

3/13 - Chicago IL 

3/14 - Milwaukee WI 

3/15 - St Paul MN 

3/16 - Fargo ND 

3/18 - Missoula MT

 3/19 - Spokane WA 

3/20 - Vancouver BC 

3/21 - Seattle WA 

3/22 - Portland OR 

3/23 - Eugene, OR 

3/24 - Sacramento CA

 3/25 - Reno NV 

 3/26 - Oakland CA 

  Now that society is collapsing, Everything Is Terrible! is reborn with their new and fantastical expedition into found footage... but this time the adults can stay home! EIT! has unearthed thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two! And what EIT! show would be complete without a live experience that makes the Ice Capades look like a stupid piece of trash! Finally, an all-encompassing extravaganza created for kidz... by kidz! #everythingisterrible #kidzklub #eitkidzklub

THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

POOCHIE WOOCHIEZ LIMITED VHS RELEASE

Everything Is Terrible!’s 2012 release of their third inner-eye opening feature, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, is considered to be the greatest achievement of all time in dog-related found footage remakes of The Holy Mountain! And now it is available on VHS! 

Limited edition of 500 hand-numbered tapes! Cover art embroidery by Sea of Doom With DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, EIT! has elevated their craft to new heights, creating a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 Film, The Holy Mountain, using only dog-related found footage! Jam-packed with every stupid Air Bud knock-off, this mind-melting movie experience is ready to be unleashed VHS! Get ready to embark on an epic journey like no other! 

Oh yeah, and ARFFFF!

But it here: https://shop.everythingisterrible.com/collections/movies/products/doggiewoggiez-poochiewoochiez-vhs

SKINNER'S BUDFOOT!

Check out our pal SKINNER's new short!

INNERQUAID

Weird Dude Energy

Hey Los Angeles! Weird Dude Energy will be showing bizarre and hilarious videos with VCLA April 3, 6pm at Non Plus Ultra!
Facebook event page

EIT! LEGENDS EAST COAST TOUR!

10/25 - Toronto @ The Royal (BUY)

10/26 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers (BUY)

10/27 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA (BUY)

10/28 - Washington DC @ Black Cat (BUY)

10/29 - Providence @ AS220 (BUY)

10/30 - Portland, ME @ SPACE Gallery (BUY)

10/31 - Boston @ Brattle Theatre (BUY)

11/1 - New York @ The Bell House (BUY)

11/2 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter (BUY)

11/3 - Baltimore @ Metro Gallery (w/ Wham City) (BUY)

11/4 - Greensboro, NC @ Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (BUY)

11/5 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt Theatre (BUY)

11/6 - Bloomington, IN @ The Back Door (BUY)

11/7 - Columbus, OH @ Studio 35 (BUY)

11/8 - Indianapolis @ The Hi-Fi (BUY)

11/9 - Kansas City @ recordBar (BUY)

11/10 - St. Louis @ The Demo (BUY)

11/11 - Milwaukee @ Borg Ward (BUY)

11/12 - Minneapolis/St. Paul @ Amsterdam (BUY)

11/14 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall (BUY)

Get more deets and tix here!

DANTE'S TV TRIP: THE MOVIE

DVD available now from www.dantefontana.com

LEGENDS WEST!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup! 

THE PURGE: BLACK FRIDAY - OFFICIAL TRAILER

Fans of "The Purge" and "The Purge: Anarchy," have we got a treat for you! We've obtained the exclusive trailer for the super secret third chapter in the series - The Purge: Black Friday. Coming this Friday to a big box store near you! Presented by Loose Meat.

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL TRAILERS!

Everything Is Festival: The Fifth Dimension (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.


EIF: Memory Hole (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

EIF 2014: THE SEARCH FOR WENG WENG (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

Much more to come! Get your tickets here!

VIDEO NIGHTS PRESENTS: GYMKATA! FINALLY!

I don't know why we haven't played this before, but it's really, really worth checking out if you haven't seen it. Working on getting a bunch of the filmmakers to come down, plus visuals by Robotkid and Ghoul Skool! Join us on Saturday, march 29th at The Cinefamily, won't you? Tickets

Fateful Findings, The Visitor, Pittsburgh screenings

Hey everyone who can get to Pittsburgh sometime in the next week or 2, Three Rivers Film Festival starts this weekend and we are excited to be able to help bring you these following 4 shows!
And for the many of you that you don't live anywhere near Pittsburgh, here are some awesome trailers for you to watch:

Fateful Findings brainwash-washed a theater's-full of peoples' government-monitored collective conscience at Everything Is Festival IV this past August and it is probably the most expectation-obliterating movie that we've seen this year. Starring, written by, directed by and produced by Las Vegas filmmaker/architect Neil Breen. Playing at Waterworks Cinemas on November 11 at 9:00pm and November 13 at 4:30pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/fateful-findings


Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video does monthly screenings that Everything Is Terrible! and friends of ours have screened for--this show will include shorts/videos by Damon Packard, Loose Meat, Joshua Rieval, Lenny Flatley, Blackmagic Rollercoaster, Kyle Van Noy, Gena Salorino, Michael Maraden, Pig Norovirus Bodine, Justin Crimone, ourselves and more tba last minute! Free beer and food too. November 11 at 8:00pm, get tickets here for only $5: http://www.showclix.com/event/pervpresents

The Italian Connection aka Manhunt aka Milan Caliber 9 has recently been digitally re-stored(it looks much better than this amazing trailer) and will be playing at Melwood Screening Room on November 10 at 4:30pm and November 15 at 7:30pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/italian-connection

Yep, that's real! And this trailer is pretty reserved compared to the movie. Playing at the Harris Theater on November 20 at 9:15pm and November 22 at 7:00pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/visitor

TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE!

I am honored, humbled and disgusted to announce that on 8/27/13 we are releasing TWO new movies Comic Relief Zero! and EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! jammed into one nutso DVD! And if that's not enough to make you go "hmmm", we are also taking this show on a West Coast tour!

Wicca-wicca-wha? You need more information? Well then don't stop reading!

DVD ON SALE:
8/27/13

TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR DATES:

9/5 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (*Special one time screening of Geteven*)
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY TIX NOW!)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava)
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8 PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies
9/15 - Denver @ The Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily

Warn your parents! Tell your pets! Bring your friends!

JERRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER

HEY! CHICAGO! SIT DOWN AND SHADDUP!

Because we are bringing you a VERY SPECIAL, SNEEK-PEEK of our upcoming epic, COMEDY RELIEF: ZERO. This is a one-night-only preview screening of our brand-new, mind-melting special -- and you get to see it months before we officially release it onto the world!



This special is the opposite of special, jam-packed with the most cringe-inducing set-ups and bomb-dropping punchlines ripped from their magnetic tape time capsules! Today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts wish this footage was still in the landfills! The streets will run blue with women wisecracks, fat people puns, and homelessness gags galore! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please! Am I right?

Co-presented by the good folks at the Up Comedy Club -- buy your tickets now before it's too late!

CHAOS THEORY

Watch EIT's own Ghoul Skool, Rem Lezar, and Bobby Nintendo completely dork out in this action-packed trailer from 1999 or 2000!


Plus, here are some weird commercials from Channel 43 in Cleveland circa 1986?

'GETEVEN' w/ DIRECTOR & STAR IN PERSON!

If the Gods Of Holyfuckingshit! were to descend from the heavens and give us their golden nectar, Geteven would be served in a golden funnel — and you would chug the shit out of it. In 1993, trial lawyer John De Hart traded his suit and tie for a pair of sweatpants and a machine gun, as he wrote, directed, produced, and starred in this unbelievable piece of work. De Hart plays Rick, a cool cop who likes his shirts tucked in and his women turned loose. After Rick and his partner (Wings Hauser!) are betrayed by the maniacal Normad (William Smith!), we go on a rollercoaster ride of unfiltered insanity: drug deals, gunfights, Shakespeare quoting, Huckleberry Finn-inspired cults, Satanism, soapy baths, baby sacrificing and more! We could go on and on about everything we just wrote, but that would spoil the surprise — the surprise being this entire fucking movie. Fans of Wings Hauser will be blown away by his ability to appear to be on both coke and ‘ludes at the same time. And we GUARANTEE you will want “The Shimmy Slide” to be the song played at your funeral. Geteven is a gift straight from the heavens. Bow before it.
Check out the trailer for 'GETEVEN!'  And get your tickets HERE!
VIDEO NIGHTS: Get Even (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

3 DAYS 'TIL X-MAS BEGINS!

3 DAYS! In case you have not seen what's been going on here lately, we have a tour starting in 3 days on both coasts at the same time! Tour dates are below:

WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ Roxie Theatre @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert St) @ 10PM, $10, All Ages

12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex @ 8PM, All Ages

12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre @ 7PM (BUY!), All Ages

12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 7PM, $5, 21+

12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret @ 7PM (BUY!), 19+

12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30 PM (BUY!), All Ages

12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade @ 9PM, $5, 21+

12-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit @ 8PM, $5, All Ages

12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax @ 7PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild @ 9:30PM, $8, All Ages

12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft @ 7:30PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) (18+) and 10PM (BUY!) (21+)

12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe @ 8PM, $7, All Ages

12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9:30 (BUY!) and Midnight (BUY!), All Ages

EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (2051 Rosa Parks) @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages

12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace @ 9PM (BUY!), 19+

12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha @ 8PM, $5, 19+

12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse @8PM, All Ages

12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St @ 7PM, All Ages

12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House @ 8:30PM (BUY!), 21+, with Thu Tran!

12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!), All Ages, BYOB, with The Video Pirates!

12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner @ 11:59PM (BUY!), All Ages

12-15 - Baltimore @ 5th Dimension (405 W Franklyn) @ 10PM (EIT show time) with The Wham City Theater Night @ 8PM, $7, All Ages

12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Room @ 8PM, (BUY!), $10, All Ages

12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 9PM, FREE, 21+

12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater @ 9:30PM, (BUY!), $10, All Ages

12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus @ 8PM, $5, All Ages

12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop @ 9PM, (BUY!), 18+

12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall @ 7:30PM (BUY!), 18+

COWBOYS & ALIENS & A TAE KWON DO BAND

Harrison Ford had initially tried to get in on this project, but contract negotiations fell apart so he had to settle for a watered down re-boot of this movie years later.


Friends 4-ever!
Miami Connection is playing all over the place this weekend, including the 3 Rivers Film Festival in Pittsburgh tonight!  Find all show listings here