SEW YOUR FAMILY INTO THE BLOOD QUILT

CHILD MURDERER TIPS AND TRICKS

EVIL DOG BRAINWASHES OWNER INTO KILLING SPREE

CANNIBAL CAMPOUT

MEMORY HOLE: THE COPS

THE JUICE IS LOOSE

DJ CRYPTKICKER - BEGGAR'S NIGHT VOL. 2!

DJ Cryptkicker (aka Short Pockets) and Commodore Gilgamesh are so pumped to present the second edition of Beggar's Night! This hour long radio mixtape is packed with enough terrifying tunes, rotten remixes and dreadful ditties to leave you whimpering under the covers until next Halloween....... From moldy oldies to new-school drool, DJ Cryptkicker plays 'em all on WDIE FM!

Download Beggars Night Vol. 2 for FREE at: http://djcryptkicker.com/

YOUNG BEAUTIFUL BODIES

Don't sign up for a gym membership unless you're expecting a KILLER WORKOUT!

3 MINUTE DOT COM FOR MURDER

And I'm excited to announce that we are featured in the latest issue of RE:COM Magazine, talking about our quest for Jerrys and our upcoming series, Channel 2020! You can order a digital download from their website for only $2!

JERRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER

A DANGEROUS PLACE, PART ! THE EXPOSITIONING!!!

The best way to describe this movie is "Karate Kid"/"Kickboxer" with Dick Van Patten as the Princi-pal. Finally, two movies that are very already very similar -- combined! With Dick Van Patten! Fair warning: this Part is pretty dark... the Series really lightens up once Corey Feldman is introduced as the antagonist. (Spoiler Alert!)

YOU'RE GONNA DO A LOT OF DAMAGE

GOD IS A DICK PART 999

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. Also our good friend Amy Leach from Dragon Sound, who made our Duane figurines and Doggie pentagram necklaces, has started her own toy company! She's currently selling Krampus figures and you should get one because everybody needs a Krampus! You can see her work and find more info at facebook.com/Plastictastic.

3 MINUTE VIRTUAL DESIRE

THE COMMODORE'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

We are in Montreal tonight at Broue Pub Brouhaha at 9 PM! Dog jokez!

MOVE OVER, GARBAGE DAY GUY

We've been sitting on this one for a while, but its power can be contained no more. Behold the graduates from the Burt Reynolds Playhouse - Florida branch!



Thanks to Brendan D. Light and the staff at the Unicorn Cafe for giving us this gem.

CLONING TO KILL!

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!

2 MINUTE ENTER THE NINJA

3 MINUTE HOW I SAVED THE PRESIDENT

Finally, a dog that tells people NOT to assassinate politicians.

3 MINUTE KILLER WORKOUT!

Featuring Ted Prior of Deadly Prey fame!



You can thank/blame Trygg for sending us this monstrosity.