Wednesday, January 11, 2012

MOVE OVER, GARBAGE DAY GUY

We've been sitting on this one for a while, but its power can be contained no more. Behold the graduates from the Burt Reynolds Playhouse - Florida branch!



Thanks to Brendan D. Light and the staff at the Unicorn Cafe for giving us this gem.

25 comments :

Anonymous said...

Magnificent!

Anonymous said...

I DARE YOU TO RIP YOUR EYE OUT! Actually, watching this clip is pretty much the same thing.

Spaghetti Noodles said...

What a tragedy. He didn't even get a chance to pull out all the Blu-Ray discs that were inside his chest.

J.C. said...

We never... got to see... him use those nunchucks... *SNIFF*

Anonymous said...

3:34 is the absolute pinnacle of art

fdfdma said...

ALRIGHT EIT...I WILL!

Ravenhallow said...

I was in a kind of stunned silence, until the mace smash. Priceless.

Spanish Trampoline said...

Seems like EIT has stepped up it's game this year. I salute you all.

John said...

+1 Mace.

Anonymous said...

I bought this back in '05. Never got around to watching it not sure why.

Anonymous said...

DARE COMPLETE!

Anonymous said...

HE'S GOT A CRIIIIIIIITICAL MADNESSSSSSS

Anonymous said...

I think I own the nunchucks from this movie.

Anonymous said...

According to IMDB the Backstreet Boy known as AJ has a role Little Mike in it. THE MORE YOU KNOW!!

Laura said...

He fails because that is not ripping ones face off. He should have only had tendons, ligaments and muscle showing.

Anonymous said...

she is not going to call no damn body!

Anonymous said...

SO great. Thanks EIT.

Anonymous said...

I used to be a whinny old lady, but then I got a mace in the neck...

Great stuff as always EiT.

Anonymous said...

I've seen this movie so many times. Love it. It was a high school favorite for all of us. Tim Ritter is a jenius.

Kristilrose said...

I'm going to call the *whunk*

Anonymous said...

This absolutely has to be intended to be a comedy. Everything is so illogical and over the top...

NOOOOO...

Anonymous said...

oh my god. the mask. and everything

also... there's a such thing as... turning down a dare you know.

"i dare you. to. RIP OUT YOUR EYE."
any normal person: "dude no you're crazy" *walks away*

yeah. this is gold.

Anonymous said...

that bludgeon was a piece of wood a foam oh my god

Ajlounyinjurylaw said...

Perfect.

Anonymous said...

fuckin' poor man's Patrick Bateman over here