Friday, January 20, 2012

3-MINUTE ALIENATOR!

It's like Star Wars meets Predator but with more sound effects. Alienator is what happens when Jan-Michael Vincent, Fred Olen Ray & the beautiful Teagan get together for a weekend of (presumably) PCP-fueled film-making.

12 comments :

Anonymous said...

This comment is dedicated to Fox Harris.

Anonymous said...

"Don't you think you've had enough to drink?"

"I drive better on a couple of brews. SHIT!"

Who hasn't had that conversation.

Jess said...

Flight Commander Kalgan from Space Mutiny! John Phillip Law's presence is always the hallmark of an exquisite cinematic experience.

Anonymous said...

Two words: PJ Soles.

alexander said...

needs charles bronson

Nic said...

I feel bad for Fox Harris, a shitty movie is dedicated in his name.

closedmouth said...

Major spoilers in the video thumbnail!

jont said...

Yes, as some point in the movie, the lead actor gets buried up to the neck.

Anonymous said...

Still, these movies where better to watch and digest in the 80's than in example "The Champ" or "Mannequin"

They where the special little life savers of the videostore.

Who doesn't love a chainsmoking voicebox amazone from space shooting a plastic gun?

Anonymous said...

That is one hell of a woman...on any planet.

Anonymous said...

Did that old guy actually point to his shotgun and call it an AK-47? Nobody on that production knew the difference between the two? My head caved in on that one...

Schrodi Takenoya said...

What a bizarre coincidence, I just watched this with my movie riffing group. I saw the trailer and actually shelled out money to get a copy.

I can't believe you left out the bit where the Alienator gets a crossbow bolt in the back of the head! Fortunately I have recorded this moment for posterity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ozhnA8X56hs