Monday, January 09, 2012

EVERYONE HATES DANNY

30 comments :

Anonymous said...

everybody hates him because he has stupid hair

and to think, all of that could have been avoided if he just got a haircut

D.G. Platt said...
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closedmouth said...

That ending was amazing.

Historiana said...

"...behaving in a very Christian way!"

Comatose?

Anonymous said...

Danny DeMarco. What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some kind of superhero or something.

kedarguru said...

the guy at 1:14 is like "yeah... I like valium..."

Nic said...

"I bet you aren't really a christian"

UM WTF that was out of nowhere.

Eighth Street said...

Danny should have become the righteous hand of justice. But no, he had to grandstand like a loser.

Anonymous said...

So the only one to learn a lesson was the victim? And that lesson was to accept a life of being berated and ostracized? The real moral, then, is to avoid Christians.

Anonymous said...

And nobody learned anything of value...how very Christian.

What a bunch of shit bags. Thanks, '70s Christendom.

Anonymous said...

Worst Demitiri Martin sketch ever.

Anonymous said...

First half: "Ha ha, this guy is going to go crazy and kill everyone!"
Second half: "Wait, he really is!"

Christopher said...

When I was in about 4th or 5th grade there was a chess craze at my school. And I don't mean just a few nerds, I mean everybody including the jocks, would play any time we got a chance.

So I've always been mildly confused by the stigma against chess players in old books and films. Did I just go to an especially nerdy grade school?

Anonymous said...

I HATE Danny DeMarco! I hear he's not even a real Christian! I wish he'd just kill himself!

Monkey said...

Holy fuck, he does look like Demetri Martin

Anonymous said...

Converting the guy to Christianity on hisdeathbed...

I bet they were Muslim and just did that to send him to hell to finish the jerkery.

Historiana said...

This has nothing to do with Christianity. Look at how they’re acting. This is about high school and “Christian” is just their school mascot. See, Danny didn’t have enough Christian/Tiger/Bulldog/Spartan spirit to be on the team, and his dad berated him for not being a jock. He wasn’t cool enough to go to the cool kids’ party and Darren made fun of him. He wasn’t popular and the popular girls wouldn’t date him. A school pariah, he went on a shooting rampage…almost.

I mean, come on. It’s like my high school. Darren’s the hot, popular guy? He’s only good-looking on a small-town high school level. That would never fly in the real world. He looks like he just got off his shift in the Pit of Despair.

Ravenhallow said...

Only godly morals would justify this poor kid *not* filling these jerkfaces with lead.

Pudding said...

I was not expecting the "Bible study hostage" tag to portend a literal hostage situation.

Anonymous said...

worst sweded danny darko version ever

Anonymous said...

Some nice sweater puppies in this video.

voraciousboot said...

God, Darren, you're just so good-looking. I can't think of anything else when I see you, when I hear your name, when I'm alone in my room at night.

Anonymous said...

The supposed "jock" was more of a nerd than Danny DeMarco.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I'm alone in this but I'm not entirely convinced Danny was ready to reenter society. I mean if his dad keeps on and the girls at school keep telling him to drop dead every time he walks by...

Woll said...

Chess is so womanly.

Anonymous said...

good to see the bible study hostage tag getting some use

Anonymous said...

Why did everyone hate him so much? The level of social ostracizing was so unwarranted and artificial - he was just saying totally normal things and they'd snap at him, "Hey, guys, What's-" "WHY DONT YOU DROP DEAD?!?!"

Anonymous said...

where can I get the full video of this movie?

Anonymous said...

i bet you aren't even REALLY A christian