Thursday, January 19, 2012

DOWN WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

Only 8 more days until the beginning of the end of your self-completing! 1/27/12! DW!PW! DVDs go on sale and EIT! comes to your town! Buy yer tickets! Tell yer friends! Put yer dog friends in the kennel! Go! Go! RRRRRRUUUUUUFFFFF!


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27 comments :

Moral Orel said...

Was the Michael Jackson chocolate bar part of his masterplan to convince all children that having Michael in your mouth is cool?

23 Wolves said...

Bearded Pussywillow Patrol with Moustache Deputy.

Luke said...

At the 1:00 mark, did he really say, "...white and black magic, which is a phallusy as we all know right here at the table"
Besides the point that the word "phallusy" isn't really a word, here is the deffinition of "phaullusy" in the urban dictionary.
I. the stories men make up about their love life
2. A deceptive, misleading, or false notion on the subject of one's penis, usually about size.
3. to lie about the size of one's penis

Anonymous said...

I chuckled at the irony of these Christians calling M.C. Hammer a bad influence, considering Hammer is a reverend now.

Murdo said...

I like the fact that these people are trying to find something to attack in an attempt to convert non-christians. Just let others be, you idiotic homophobes

Anonymous said...

You can tell that the fat guy in the video is just so ecstatic that he has the opportunity to show off his TMNT collection, including the one of a kind Michael Jackson chocolate bar.

Anonymous said...

Oooh. Sick burn on Vanilla Ice.

Anonymous said...

to Luke: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but the word is "fallacy".

Anonymous said...

Didn't know we had these people north of the border.

Every time I want to be tolerant towards religious people I'm reminded of this shit. If there are videos where Christians don't end up getting pop culture 100% wrong, I'd like to see some.

Still - good Simpsons reference.

Anonymous said...

EVERYTHING is evil and satan-inspired if it's not EXPLICITLY Christian propaganda, and eternal-hell fundamentalist at that. Duh.

And those Christians running around who say that Jesus hated religion and personally intervened to put an end to the bullshit? LIES FROM THE DEVILLLLL!!

Eighth Street said...

I once came across this anti-rock and roll christian broadcasting show that claimed that Carlos Santana was in communion with a demon which in turn made his collaboration with Rob Thomas popular.

This reminded me of that.

commandercool said...

I've been trying to get my hands on a Michael Jackson chocolate bar forever. :(

Laura said...

How can they take themselves serious in this video? "..slippers for young children with the Turtles. Now, it doesn't matter if they're warm, it doesn't matter if they're well constructed"

LOL I missed you EIT! I used to watch your videos on Youtube a few years ago and got busy with school and work and just tapered off. Then I found out you got banned from there :( Well I am glad you are still posting videos here!

Anonymous said...

My country will not become a theocracy!

Anonymous said...

make fun all you want, but these guys have a pretty killer collection of Ninja Turtles stuff...

Isabella said...

Don't let your kids be evangelized with the gospel of humanism!

Anonymous said...

oh man, this was PAINFUL to watch

I mean "ninjas were assassins, they were not good people"? can this guy actually be fucking serious?

what it all boils down to is that evangelical Christians hate anything and everything in pop culture unless it has their personal stamp of approval

I also like how fucking TINY TOONS is what's playing on the tv at the start of the video, as if that cartoon could possibly be bad, fucking dipshits

Anonymous said...

I remember my Christian family absolutely flipping out over the Simpsons back in the early 90's

I mean these days cartoons like Family Guy make fun of Religion all the time, it's tame now, but the Simpsons was the first to do that, it was legitimately shocking back then

Luke said...

@ Anonymous: Yes I was being sarcastic... couldn't you tell by the tone of my voice... oh yeah I guess sarcasm doesn't always work so good in written form.

error said...

And I thought he was gonna say, "And Bart said, "Rub-a-dub-dub; Thanks for the grub!""

Wanup said...

What is it about facial hair that makes men fanatics? Is it the itching?

CryptoGay said...

these losers are just mad that Colby's Clubhouse never took off in the secular market. they're missing a vital piece of marketing information - it's all the black & white magic, blasphemy, nunchuk violence, Hinduism, and bad-ass rock n' rollers that make kids want to watch a show at all.

Anonymous said...

I'm one Christian who's always had a good laugh at kooks like this. My parents were too, and never saw a problem with this stuff.

In fact, I actually got my first Ninja Turtle at a church Christmas party! I was hooked, and soon had almost every figure.

However, my folks did forbid me from watching The Simpsons after that episode. I just set the VCR in the other room to record it, instead...

James Fox said...

as a Catholic, I find these to be stupid and insulting to my religion

I don't think any of contents on that video reflect me in any way shape or form

Anonymous said...

the simpsons quote : "Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing."

cracked me up, it's hilarious!

btw the episode is: "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"

Anonymous said...

i'm so. fucking lucky. that i did not grow up with conservative christian parents.
i like how the guy said the bart simpson thing like it was a horrifying experience in his life
" and then.... bart was asked to pray...." *holds back tears*

Anonymous said...

you guys are all demons