Sunday, January 22, 2012

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE ALPHABET OF STRIKING

The only alphabet you'll ever need!



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

10 comments :

gottago said...

Yeah, pretty easy to remember.

John said...

Yeah? Do it backwards. Then I'll be impressed.

Anonymous said...

"Moves T-Z are forbidden, known only to three Grandmasters in the world. Two of those Grandmasters are dead. The third has not been seen for over a century. He is probably also dead because humans don't live that long. Look, just forget I said anything. I'm re-writing moves T-Z to be variations of a crotch blow. No, not that kind of blow - how old are you? You're five? Yes, I know this martial arts school is basically just a daycare, but I was paid to teach you how to assault people and that's what I'm going to do. Now practice your alphabet. No, no, the alphabet of hitting... Let's just take a break."

J.C. said...

Just after this, they get down to The Alphabet of Making Love.

Historiana said...

Two seconds after the camera shuts off, the guy on the right falls over dead.

Nate said...

This is re-dubbed. The original title was actually "Shiatsu A-B-C".

mellowcheddar said...

I sent a link to this video to my local ninja and told him I wanted his professional opinion on it. I can't wait to ask what T thru Z consists of. Maybe they teach you how to make a milkshake without a blender.

Anonymous said...

How do I use this to get myself a movie career?

Zirquain said...

Not very effective moves, he barely hurt that guy.

Anonymous said...

*Note
Alphabet of Striking not suitable for recitation during field sobriety tests.