The only alphabet you'll ever need!
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Sunday, January 22, 2012
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Yeah, pretty easy to remember.
Yeah? Do it backwards. Then I'll be impressed.
"Moves T-Z are forbidden, known only to three Grandmasters in the world. Two of those Grandmasters are dead. The third has not been seen for over a century. He is probably also dead because humans don't live that long. Look, just forget I said anything. I'm re-writing moves T-Z to be variations of a crotch blow. No, not that kind of blow - how old are you? You're five? Yes, I know this martial arts school is basically just a daycare, but I was paid to teach you how to assault people and that's what I'm going to do. Now practice your alphabet. No, no, the alphabet of hitting... Let's just take a break."
Just after this, they get down to The Alphabet of Making Love.
Two seconds after the camera shuts off, the guy on the right falls over dead.
This is re-dubbed. The original title was actually "Shiatsu A-B-C".
I sent a link to this video to my local ninja and told him I wanted his professional opinion on it. I can't wait to ask what T thru Z consists of. Maybe they teach you how to make a milkshake without a blender.
How do I use this to get myself a movie career?
Not very effective moves, he barely hurt that guy.
*Note
Alphabet of Striking not suitable for recitation during field sobriety tests.
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